i can just imagine the heckling now at the feenix open. that maybe a must watch this spring.

He better hire a good D attorney.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns

This is her on the right.

mind if I play thru?

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and a Tiger Seal?

They were both clubbed by a Norwegian.

Thanks for the laughs! No need to feel sorry for Tiger if he's been enjoying the benefits of double-dipping. Guess that waitress must really be something!

Just heard the recording of him asking one of the mistress' to get her name off of the answering machine cause his wifey would be calling her soon...pretty funny.

Assume his ole lady just quit putting out after the kids started popping up or she is all looks and no porn star behind closed doors.

Poor tiger,NOT.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Priceless

Good try but she is a Swede and don't say they are the same, they really don't like each other.

I don't understand why famous people who have affairs don't think somebodies going to talk.

Because famous people become dimbulbs just like unfamous people when they start thinking with their small head instead of the one on top of their neck.

Sg

Tiger's wife, Elin, has a new golf club that will be in stores in time for Xmas.
It's called the "Cheater Beater"
It uses a proprietary alloy shaft whereas after the initial pummeling, it can be easily wrapped around the victim's head for a tidy finishing touch.

They're economical too, you don't have to buy a full set, you just need one.

So now, I have to weigh the beating against the cost of buying up all the Cheater Beaters in my area.
Well, I need the money for the winter steelhead campaign so I'll have to man up and take the beating

Says somethin' about gettin' some strange

Well, if the golf thing doesn't work out for Tiger, he can always get a job as a television evangelist or President of the United States.....

OR:

Shankin the Skank - starring Tiger Woods
Tiger's Wood - starring Tiger Woods

Obviously Tiger & his dad didn't have the "Father/son talk" when he was growing up....or if they had.

He's still one stupid SOB.

Side note: If Tiger had been a member here...this would be old news for sure....

Peace out.

Mf