Tiger has changed his name to: Cheetah Woods.He's no longer a tiger.But a CHEETAH.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.


Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?

Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.

Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.

Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Cheetah Woodie seems to have gals jumping up all over the place now. Sponsors are going to be bailing out of this bad investment by the truckload. I don't suppose that will affect his annual income, do you? He did himself good.

Nobody"s talking about Tiger Woods anymore
there talking about Tiger's wood.

PLot thickens. House was recently purchased in Stockholm, signed for by Mrs. Woods. Her mom and sister are in Florida to see her. AND, a blond woman was taken from Tiger's home via ambulance 2:30 this morning.

I thought a "woman" was taken from his home and a blonde in a cadillac was seen following the ambulance to the hospital.

It was showing them unloading 'her' on Good Morning America this a.m., definately a blonde woman, with what appeared to be a pony tail. There was also a blonde woman, in an Escalade matching Tiger's (one digit off on the license though) that followed said ambulance in to the hospital.

EDIT: It was his monther in law that was in the ambulance
[url=http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10492710/Tiger's-mother-in-law-stable-after-911-call?GT1=39002][/url]

This will undoubtedly become the "Headline of the Year"...

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/enterta...quin?test=faces



ISO

One would sure think so.......

Keith

Cheetah.....too funny
Gonna be tough to shake that one.
Cheetah Woods, when a little cheatin's all you need.
Soon to be released, Cheetah Irons, for that cheatin' edge when you're close to the hole.

Here we go, roll the satellite rigs.

Why does tiger have nine mistreses?



Full front 9 holes, and a full back 9 holes.

For all of you afraid to visit the FOX News page (worried that something Conservative might rub off?..LOL)

Headline: "More Women Fingered as Tiger Mistresses"



The man's career will definitely take a turn. Truth be told though, Golf, like any other professional sport has a full entourage of voluptuous babes that follow along...hoping to shag a few balls along the way. I'm sure that Tiger isn't the only pro golfer to put his putter to work after a day on the grass

ISO

that's a good one, Mike.


Do you suppose he "Never had sexual relations with that/those women"?

Fingered so.

Say good bye to Gatorade Cheetah.

Just do her!

That is the best one! I'm still rollling in tears.

I said it days ago, and now it's in print!



Kayden Kross to Play Elin Nordegren in Porn Parody 'Tiger's Wood'
Zimbio - ‎7 minutes ago‎
Tiger Woods of the USA with his girlfriend Elin Nordegren on the 17th green after his defeat during the afternoon foursome matches on the first day of the ...

Tiger hunting....The Video Game

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

Ya, must be tough to be a billionaire golfer with a barbie doll wife and as many exra marrital affairs as you can handle. Ya, he got caught, but he's gonna be back in the saddle in no time! He will be remembered for his golf in the long run.

How many times do you hear of Kobe raping that woman in Denver. It is forgotten and he is the MVP again.