needs some driving lessons.. Sounds like he has a little Whale tail on the side..and the MRS took a sand wedge to him and his Caddy..I think he should take a Mulligan on the drive.

sounds like drunk driving cover up if you ask me.

Not only did I hear the story about hitting a hydrant hard enough to veer into a tree and knock himself silly, but I heard that it happened as he was leaving his house at 2:30 am, not getting home.

I don't want to post up conjecture...but it's sure hard not to have a few scenarios run through your mind, and most of them aren't very complimentary.

Fish on...

Todd

He pissed off the Mrs.

now we know why they don't let them drive golf carts

In all honesty, It wouldn't matter to me if Tiger Woods could hit a Eagle on every hole he played, he's still a little baby that cries like a lil b*tch and screams at his caddy when he blows a match. He's the golf version of Macully Culkin. Born & bred to make mommy & daddy rich.

I hope his wife takes him to the cleaners.

Looks like Tiger is a victim of spousal abuse..this makes alot more sense.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger Woods

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-wood.../#ixzz0YGGxHfPu

My impression of Tiger, is that he is a stand up guy. Gracious winner and loser..02

Then you've never seen one of his club throwing, tears-streaming, snot running tantrums.

I've seen a tossed club, but not the other stuff.

Tiger's been pokin his tee in the wrong turf_pissed off the groundskeeper

I'm lovin' some of these golfing analogies, and I'm glad that the most serious injuries seem to be the bruised tree.

would someone please get my driver!

I'm betting it was a slice! He's always had trouble with this.

I just can't avoid the water hazards nor keep it out of the trees

We will never know the real truth.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Are you still angry because I said mean things about Big Schtick?

My final word on Tiger & his crazed golf club wielding wife: He could clear all of this up if he'd just show us his birth certificate.

angry...?

no, I've just noticed that you don't have much to say unless it's negative anymore/ever and took an opportunity to point it out.

I thought you left a while back because this place sucked, what happened? [/quote]

I got bored.

I got Drunk. [/quote]

Fixed it for ya'....