#567129 - 12/26/09 01:04 PM
Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 4787
Loc: Somewhere on the planet,I hope
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With the holidays and family / friends the rehashing of things is a tradition as is most things the most embarrassing things one has done ALWAYS seem to relived so from my neighbor always I get to relive this.
Living on the river in the fall on a nice day I will run a k fish and wrap out on a side planer and lock it securely into a holder. Fire up the out door speakers, grab a book, relax, enjoy nature just everything really.
Then this day came around. It was a great fall day so I went through my routine and added to it a few shots of Patron. Really great so far. Then much like a big fat Sea Lion Bull on a rock I fell asleep sunning myself in my favorite deck chair. Sometime later ( not a clue how long ) I woke up and figured better check my rod and ambled off the deck to check.
Gone! My Lami, Curado, pole holder, whatever fish was on ( it had to be huge ) everything. As luck would have it along comes Jim who drives in and upon walking over asks me whats up as I am carrying on a rather .......lively?.........conversation with myself. So not thinking I told him ( big mistake! ) After finally gaining control off himself as he nearly stopped breathing as he was laughing so hard he had tears running down his cheeks he asked, " what part of stupid don't I get? ".
That particular day, not much I think. One has to wonder at times what one was thinking, or if thought even entered the picture. Don't know but I did not impress myself that day.
So anyone else done in your favorite rod in a manner that you would not want to admit to? Fess up and cleanse your fishing soul!
Edited by Rivrguy (12/26/09 01:06 PM)
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#567135 - 12/26/09 02:02 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: Rivrguy]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 3359
Loc: Pasco Bulldog country
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May not have been a fish.
I've never lost a pole, but lost a fly line some years back on a huge B-run...caught some major razzing sitting around the camp fire that evening.
Mf
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#567137 - 12/26/09 02:06 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: Rivrguy]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 01/05/07
Posts: 1551
Loc: Bremerton, Wa.
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This is a true story about a guy that lived on a river, the Wynooche, and he always had a rod fishing from his bank. So one day along came little ol me, and yup he had a rig set up out there. Pulled into the bank, pulled his hook and line and hauled it back up the river about 75 yds where it turned a little, waded out and hooked him up on a log. Went back down to his rod, cranked it down pretty good, and the current made the rod tip move some. Hauled butt out of there before I got shot or something, never did hear anything about that one though.
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#567143 - 12/26/09 03:13 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
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clown flocker
Registered: 10/19/09
Posts: 3731
Loc: Water
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Just telling my kids to put the rods in the back and shut the tailgate in the wrong order is my only loss.
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#567144 - 12/26/09 03:23 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: SBD]
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Spawner
Registered: 03/02/08
Posts: 778
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I had left two rods on the bed cover of my truck and drove off. Talk about Stupid.  Sure glad when I returned to the launch after dark two or three hours later, they were still there laying in the grass. As far as loosing a rod to a fish,... not yet.
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#567145 - 12/26/09 03:24 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: N W Panhandler]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/30/07
Posts: 3116
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This is a true story about a guy that lived on a river, the Wynooche, and he always had a rod fishing from his bank. So one day along came little ol me, and yup he had a rig set up out there. Pulled into the bank, pulled his hook and line and hauled it back up the river about 75 yds where it turned a little, waded out and hooked him up on a log. Went back down to his rod, cranked it down pretty good, and the current made the rod tip move some. Hauled butt out of there before I got shot or something, never did hear anything about that one though. \ So, your the guy....
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#567146 - 12/26/09 03:37 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: Fast and Furious]
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Fry
Registered: 08/03/09
Posts: 37
Loc: Bellingham
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Our family used to fish a lake up near Kamloops, B.C. every summer. You could fish two poles at one time, but you had to be careful about it, because those big Kamloops trout would slam a trolled lure or fly. So when I was 11 years old, I was trolling a Mepps and snagged into what I thought were weeds. Kept cranking and cranking on the real and out of the water comes the tip of a fly rod. Looked like it had been down there for a couple of years. We took it home and my dad helped me clean it up and lube the real. This was my first ever fly rod, what fun learning how to cast it and tie flies. Three year later, on the same lake, I was trolling a flatfish on my spinning rod and a fly with the fly rod. A big fish hit the flat fish, and as I started reeling it in, wham! That's right, another fish hit the fly and took the fly rod over before I could grab it. We dredged that part of the lake to no avail, and I had to get a paper route to buy a new one later.
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#567149 - 12/26/09 03:48 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: Rivrguy]
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Ornamental Rice Bowl
Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12621
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I once lost a rod..... putting it on an Alaska Airlines jet. Got home and GL2 STR1265 was missing from the tube. Inspectors also manhandled another tube full of rods on the same flight and damaged a vintage Fenwick HMG that I wrapped back in high school. Went to string it up for silvers last fall, and as I put a little bend in the rod to tension the line to the reel.... SNAP! GDITMMM! That rod went 29 seasons without a mishap. A wife, 4 daughters, 3 nephews, a niece, and countless friends were introduced to 100's of salmon along the way. And there's no way I'll ever replace it. My classic silver Shimano Bantam 200 is gonna feel awfully lonely without that rod.
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#567150 - 12/26/09 03:49 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
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Random VaJJ Stalker
Registered: 11/06/03
Posts: 3323
Loc: Port Angeles
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I got one of those stories... Fishing the Bogachiel from my boat with Brad_tgl and Phil Maraude, I reared back to make a LONG cast and snap! as I made the cast my main line broke inside the guides of my Loomis. I was pissed off and not thinking right so I pulled off a few feet of line and started angrily whipping it to get the line out the rod to a managable length to re-tie. As I was whipping the line out, plop, the top half falls in to the river which had about a foot and half of visability! Couldn't beleive what had happened! We walked around below the boat a few times trying to find the top half with our feet since it was too deep and not enough vis to see it, but came up empty. Ruined a decent day of fishing for me, I lost my favorite rod...I was very thankful for the expeditor program 
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#567151 - 12/26/09 03:49 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: Fast and Furious]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/30/07
Posts: 3116
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Well, I have new rules over the years.
10 I double check my lights, after doing mechanical work.
9 I set two alarms.
8 I make sure, I have my license and TP
7 I make sure the rods go together and the colors match, at the house.
6 I dont set my rods down anywhere except the boat and the truck.
5 I get out of the car and I take my keys.
4 I dont throw my wallet into the tackle box, cause they bounce.
3 I dont stand in the water, talking on my phone.
2 The two coffee thermos, go in first!
1 I will never eat oatmeal and load up on coffee, again.
The day I have to carry this list is my last day of fishin.
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#567155 - 12/26/09 04:02 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: Rivrguy]
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Ornamental Rice Bowl
Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12621
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OK, more along the lines of STUPID (OK maybe not stupid, but greedy.... OK maybe stupid AND greedy. You be the judge). Didn't lose the rod, but did lose something almost as valuable. How often do you put a new plug into the rotation and just have it light the whole boat on fire? One that catches so many fish on its maiden voyage that its bill is indelibly marked by the snap with a permanent "Ring of Life"... the most obvious hallmark of a true swimmer! Well, at least beyond the teeth marks and chipped paint. This garish K13 was certainly one of those plugs.... chrome base, chartreuse hot tail, metallic green back, chartreuse on fluo orange puddle dots. KILLER! But ALAS all good things must come to an end. After a glory day on the Kenai with the kids "somebody" got a little greedy when we got back to camp and decided to send the magic plug swimming off the back of the moored boat. There it sat doing its death dance UNATTENDED while I was busily preparing dinner. Strolled briefly down to the boat to check the rod in between flipping pork steaks.... and .....  .... The rod is buried and ALL the line has been stripped from the reel, right down to the arbor knot. A buddy and I untie the boat to give chase to whatever took my plug and emptied my 1970's vintage ABU baitcaster. Scrambled eggs like mad to regain line only to find the mystery fish had run the line into a submerged tree. Finally had to break the 15# Maxima UG to get it free. Sayonara Mr Kwikfish. Another one bites the dust! HMMMM.... lessons learned the hard way. AFTER-THOUGHT: Hey Rivrguy, I'm sure that rod would have suffered the same fate as yours.... BUT.... at least I had the good sense to place it securely in a FOLBE rodholder.
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#567157 - 12/26/09 04:15 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: eyeFISH]
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Spawner
Registered: 10/18/04
Posts: 502
Loc: Whatcom
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Never personally lost a rod, but last year while fishing with a guide on the OP, I hooked up with a nice steelie. In the excitement, my boatmate went to set his rod down, but neglected to place the rod INSIDE the boat. Brand new IMX rod and Stradic donated to the river gods. Needless to say, the guide was NOT happy. Names withheld to protect the guilty 
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#567178 - 12/26/09 07:13 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: Eric]
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ExtenZe Field Tester
Registered: 11/10/09
Posts: 7961
Loc: Vancouver, WA
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My ol' friend Tom and I were anchored up in my DB on the Willamette at OC fishin' for shad. Tom had a brand-new drift rod and Daiwa baitcaster that replaced an outfit that he had previously left in a campground somewhere. I was jiggin' and Tom was fishin' out of the rodholder. He had a habit of not seating the rod all the way down into the rod holder. All of a sudden, Tom's new outfit shot out of the rodholder like a rocket. Tom turns around and with this matter-of-fact look says "Did you see that ?"  I never let my mentor forget that a lowly shad took his rod 
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#567197 - 12/26/09 09:32 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27840
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Sounds like you ought not go fishing with Dan S....
'Nuf sed.
Fish on...
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#567213 - 12/26/09 11:01 PM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: GBL]
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Smolt
Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 93
Loc: Aberdeen Wa
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Both stupid and knowing better than Dad! YEAH RIGHT!!
Im 10ish fishing Halibut off of Ninilchik out of my fathers 20' open Kenai boat. I was the youngster (weakest) and was allowed to fish over the stern but I had to set on my dads tackle box which just happened to be the exact height as the top of the splash tray. The tide hadn't slowed and the fish really weren't biting yet. I decided that I didn't need to keep a hand on my rod as the Hali's just were not biting yet. After several of the tug tug tug treatments and "keep a hand on that rod" from dad and no fish I was convinced that there was no need to keep a hand on that rod. I realized that was a mistake when I turn to look and I can see the ass end of a air born Halibut rod 3 feet off the water and 10 feet behind the boat. SPLASH!! OH CHIT!! Something ripped it right out from under me and over the splash tray. All my father said was, You're telling Grandpa.
3 hours later the tide was headed the other way and one of the other guys caught the line and I was off the hook. One of the best lessons I can remember!!
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#567234 - 12/27/09 01:40 AM
Re: Rod Gone? What Part Of Stupid Don't I GET?
[Re: OPtoKenai]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 04/29/06
Posts: 1736
Loc: Offshore
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Early 80's, fishing Possession Bar with the old man. For proper perspective, the guy was a very dangerous to salmon in the salt from Alaska to Puget sound and not prone to "ah [censored]" moments on or off the water. Down rigger pops on his rod. In a second or two, he pulls the rod out of the holder and cranks down on the fish. For some unknown reason, he places his right hand below the reel seat and uses his left to crank up the DR while setting the hook hard. Crack! He's left with the rod butt in his hand and the fish takes everything else over the stern and into the briny deep. It was one of those rare occasions when I asked him what prompted him to do such a (stupid) thing. He didn't have a very good response other than to try to remedy the matter at hand. We troll around for several minutes hoping to pick up the line on the DR cables. Nothing. Then I notice a guy doing an overhead hand-over-hand a couple hundred yards away until he pulls in a nice 'nookie about 15 lbs and then a rod, sans butt. We pull up next to them and ask if we can have the rod back to go with the butt. He goes, "Sure, you want your fish too?" After a bit, we had both the rod, the fish and the guys phone number. Dad fished with this particular sportsman for many years after that. Maybe he wasn't momentarily stupid after all....
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