I'm on a phone so I can't do a link, but I highly recommend googling "sleep talkin man blog." If you read it for a minute and aren't crying laughing sumthins wrong...

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

"My bagder's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"

"Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents, Titf*ck!"

"Don't eat the jelly! Don't eat the jelly! I made it with frog wee. It'll turn your teeth green... Like mini apples."

"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."

"Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit."

"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."

"Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

"Cocksuckah!!"

It's the full sentence version of torrets!

Everything okay?

This English fellow must be a huge 'Tourettes guy' fan. Spending countless hours watching Danny on You tube.

Mf

Jan 17 2010
"Cake. Mmmmm. I want one more piece. Just One. More. Fvcking. Piece."

note only is cake on the internet, it's in his dreams