BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
STATUE COMMITTIEE
Dear freind:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising ninety million dollars to place a statue of Barack Obama in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C.
This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Jessie Jackson, who never told the truth, since Barack Obama could never tell the difference.
However, we finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of all. He embarked on a voyage not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was when he got there, and returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money.
Over 6,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, ”Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.” Nearly 6,000 years later, Roosevelt said “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land.” Now Barack Obama is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of Camels and mortgage the Promised Land.
If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
P.S. It is said that Barack Obama is considering changing the Democratic Party emblem from a donkey to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production and gives a false sense of security while being screwed.
Fraternally,
Barack Obama Statue Committee
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