#638870 - 11/29/10 10:47 PM
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
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River Nutrients
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One of Hank's neighbors, A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent. Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
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#638884 - 11/29/10 11:16 PM
Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
[Re: John Lee Hookum]
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Repeat Spawner
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Percy Cummings....hahahhah
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#639148 - 11/30/10 06:01 PM
Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
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River Nutrients
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Funny thing is I was walking to work and ran into Percy. He was excited about flying to WA and 'showing'  JLH his piercings and getting to work on their new interior design project. He expressed HOPE he could talk JLH out of his plans for chintz wallpaper and the 'Goat Vomit Green' shag carpet he was so excited about. Now that some funny $hit!
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#639163 - 11/30/10 06:23 PM
Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
[Re: John Lee Hookum]
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how does my ass look in these waders?
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I happen to know that Seastrike was flying over the holiday  YAY!
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#639310 - 11/30/10 11:43 PM
Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
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Three Time Spawner
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Just another chapter in the books of 'Sh!t You Just Can't Make Up' or 'Unintended Consequences'.
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#639328 - 12/01/10 12:36 AM
Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
[Re: gweed'O'#1]
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BUCK NASTY!!
Registered: 01/26/00
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LOL..! that must have been one hell of a pat down...Question is who was sexually assaulting who?? I hope he got it all over that TSA agents face... So if the pat down person was a guy, you still feeling the same way?  Keep biting them pillows.... Keith 
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#639596 - 12/01/10 10:02 PM
Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
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At least we know where Sol is, or was working.......  "The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted." c/22
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