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#638870 - 11/29/10 10:47 PM Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
John Lee Hookum Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 10/12/01
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Loc: Area 51
One of Hank's neighbors, A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. rofl Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
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#638884 - 11/29/10 11:16 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: John Lee Hookum]
Keta Offline
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Percy Cummings....hahahhah

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#639147 - 11/30/10 05:54 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: ]
gweed'O'#1 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 35
Loc: Hillsburrito
LOL..! that must have been one hell of a pat down...Question is who was sexually assaulting who?? I hope he got it all over that TSA agents face...

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#639148 - 11/30/10 06:01 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: ]
John Lee Hookum Offline
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Originally Posted By: Hankster
Funny thing is I was walking to work and ran into Percy. He was excited about flying to WA and 'showing' wink JLH his piercings and getting to work on their new interior design project. He expressed HOPE he could talk JLH out of his plans for chintz wallpaper and the 'Goat Vomit Green' shag carpet he was so excited about.


Now that some funny $hit!
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#639163 - 11/30/10 06:23 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: John Lee Hookum]
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how does my ass look in these waders?

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I happen to know that Seastrike was flying over the holiday wink

YAY!
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#639186 - 11/30/10 07:09 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: John Lee Hookum]
gweed'O'#1 Offline
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Registered: 05/18/09
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http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?a=2389&c=124

" Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport "

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#639310 - 11/30/10 11:43 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: gweed'O'#1]
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Just another chapter in the books of 'Sh!t You Just Can't Make Up' or 'Unintended Consequences'.
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#639328 - 12/01/10 12:36 AM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: gweed'O'#1]
stlhdr1 Offline
BUCK NASTY!!

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Originally Posted By: gweed'O'#1
LOL..! that must have been one hell of a pat down...Question is who was sexually assaulting who?? I hope he got it all over that TSA agents face...


So if the pat down person was a guy, you still feeling the same way? rofl

Keep biting them pillows....

Keith rofl
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#639394 - 12/01/10 10:03 AM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: gweed'O'#1]
big moby Offline
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rofl
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#639440 - 12/01/10 01:00 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: big moby]
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I was thinking that a part time TSA job might have more bene's than being a Walmart greeter.
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#639533 - 12/01/10 06:09 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: Jerry Garcia]
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Registered: 08/09/00
Posts: 11969
Loc: Hobart,Wa U.S.A
It was most likely Hank,they don't call'em "SPANKSTER" for nothing.Only in the "Gay bay".Oh,Spankster said those were not cock piercings,but was his tackle box.Good luck,
SZ

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#639596 - 12/01/10 10:02 PM Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down [Re: STRIKE ZONE]
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At least we know where Sol is, or was working....... thumbs


"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted."


c/22
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