A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.

'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex
lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'.'

£5.00 says you're gonna read this again

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OK.... sorry..... I couldn't resist. Got that joke in an e-mail today while listening to one of my favorite songs. Couldn't help but post the joke and the song.

If you like a meld of soulful country blues, this one's sure to please...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fTpXZ1a3QE

Good one!

Keith

"Red Light" and "Turning Home" are the songs that made him a solid fixture on country radio.

Seriously, buy the album.... ain't a bad song on it.

Been in my truck CD player since September.

This guy performed at the Grays Harbor County Fair couple seasons back... best free concert I've ever been to. Humble and soulful.... with powerful vocals that resonate LIVE as well as they do on his studio-polished CD. Seems to be a rarity in the industry these days.

All about the vocals without gimmicks

Here's one that was never released… Mercury cut him from the label before the album got the green light.



There's a number of GREAT unreleased songs that I ran into tonight posted by a guy named Pete Hodge. You should check them out.

OK one more with a bit of local flair…