A young woman was about to finish her fourth year of college. Like so
> many others her age, she considered herself to be a very Liberal
> Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of
> higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words
> redistribution of wealth.
>
>
> She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch
> Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that
> she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she
> felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to
> keep what he thought should be his.
>
>
> One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher
> taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The
> self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the
> truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how
> she was doing in school.
>
>
> Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and
> let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was
> taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which
> left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She
> didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many
> college friends, because she spent all her time studying.
>
>
> Her father listened and then asked , 'How is your friend Audrey
> doing?' She replied, ' Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are
> easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is
> so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited
> to all the parties and lots of times she doesn't even show up for
> classes because she's too hung over.'
>
>
> Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's
> office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
> friend who only has a 2..0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA,
> and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.' The
> daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
> back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really
> hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard
> work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played
> while I worked my tail off!'
>
>
>
> The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the
> Republican party.'
>
>
> If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between
> Republican and Democrat I'm all ears.
>
>
>
> If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
>
> If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
> If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
>
> If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..
> If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
> everyone.
>
> If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
> If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
>
> If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
> A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
>
> If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
> Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
>
> If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
> A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
> (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
>
> If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
> a good laugh.
> A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Did Bait Humper re-up with a new name?

That's one of the most retarded copy/paste email chain letters I've seen in a long time...and based on the whackos on this site, that's sayin' something.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Oh, yeah...welcome aboard!

Another wingnut wackjob troll. Wonderful.

Please, don't feed the trolls.

I guess Todds still pissed nobody helped him with his 2.0??

"A good Republican is one who doesn't want anybody to know it."
James Carville , Democrat with an attitude!

"The Republican party is full of people without brains."
Bartcop

"By now we should all know that being a conservative means never having to say you're sorry. "
Joe Conason, Salon

"The further to the Right they move, the stupider they seem."
Found on the Net


"In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for. As for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican."
H. L. Mencken

"I suppose I can understand the callous, selfish disregard of the conservatives. It is their pride in it that passes me by."
Rack Jite , Conservatively Incorrect

A republican found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said : "I will grant you one wish." He said : "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him smarter. The next day he became a Democrat.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid, it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
John Stuart Mill Island of Freedom

"The more they talk, the more being called a Liberal sounds like a compliment."
Douglas Giles, Progressive Thought

"I tell the truth and they think it's hell."
President Harry Truman, Truman Presidential Library

"Republicans want to punish work and reward wealth; hence the high payroll tax and the low dividend tax. Said one Bush economic adviser, if we can't help wealthy investors and screw working people, what's the point in being a Republican?"
Paul Begala

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"

In before the lock...Please...

That was seriously retarded. It is funny how it is from some "new member" most likely some ass hat that was too embarrassed to post it under their own name.

fu.king douche. Go back to sniffing your sisters panties.

Why would anybody be embarassed to post that?

It is absolutely true.

Wow this is going down in flames!

Before the lock.

Fishy

Another well reasoned political debate.

Is there such a thing??

fu.king classic!

most republicans are people who have never had anything bad happen to them...........
Never been unemployed
never had a serious family medical issue leading to bankruptcy
never had a special needs child
never been disabled
never had to go to a food bank
never been prescribed medicine they can't afford
never been the victim of racial profiling
never been one paycheck away from being homeless
never have to chose between food and the electric bill
I could go on...............

Don't drink and post........