#655765 - 01/19/11 02:29 PM
Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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Dick Cheney is in need of a new heart. Cheney needs a heart transplant So what happens if Dick gets a heart from a bleeding heart liberal? Will that make him more compassionate?
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#655766 - 01/19/11 02:31 PM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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Dick Nipples
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He's made it all these years without one...why the sudden need?
They'd be better off trying to find a brain for John Boehner, or a gag ball for Sarah Palin.
Fish on...
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#655771 - 01/19/11 02:35 PM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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They'd be better off trying to find a brain for John Boehner, or a gag ball for Sarah Palin. ...and spines for all the libs 
Edited by SciGuy (01/19/11 02:36 PM)
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#655786 - 01/19/11 02:52 PM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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He has a heart, its just that it is two sizes too small...and black.
Edited by SciGuy (01/19/11 02:53 PM)
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#655787 - 01/19/11 02:56 PM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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Here's the plan.
He likes to hunt and he occasionally shoots guys while he's hunting.
That's documented.
He has connections world-wide.
Default settings there.
He contracts with the Chinese for a hunt.
The game, you guessed it....the Chinese find convicts that are suitable donors and the hunt is on.
Before you know it, Cheney is back in the US hunting quail with his new Chinese heart. He also opens a chain of Chinese fast food restaurants.
Edit:
After going through several donors, the Chinese wise up and put a flak jacket on the last one.
Edited by Direct-Drive (01/19/11 11:24 PM)
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#655789 - 01/19/11 03:02 PM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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Dick Cheney is in need of a new heart. That would imply that he had one to begin with. Don't believe that to be true.
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#655890 - 01/19/11 08:33 PM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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He's made it all these years without one...why the sudden need?
They'd be better off trying to find a brain for John Boehner, or a gag ball for Sarah Palin.
Fish on...
Todd Todd we finally agree on something! I could not have said it better myself. Fishy
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#655914 - 01/19/11 09:36 PM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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#656028 - 01/20/11 10:08 AM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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Someone say Sarah Palin and gag ball ? ? ? ?
Pics ?!?!?!
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#656169 - 01/20/11 07:41 PM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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They can replace his heart, liver, kidneys, lungs, whatever.
One day he'll meet his maker and be forced to atone for his actions.
There's a warm place in hell awaiting that sumbitch.
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#656246 - 01/21/11 01:15 AM
Re: Dick Cheney Searching for a Heart
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He's living proof, zombies DO exist.
Warming up the car to go stock up on Wal-Mart ammo now!
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