#687523 - 06/08/11 05:31 PM
Is that a weasal in your pants?
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Poodle Smolt
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No, its a martin...
Man With Dead Weasel Accused Of Hoquiam Assault
Posted: 11:43 am PDT June 8, 2011
Updated: 11:49 am PDT June 8, 2011
HOQUIAM, Wash. -- Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam apartment and assaulted a man.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a martin," then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday night where the victim was a guest.
KXRO reports he left carcass behind.
Police later found the suspect arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested the 33-year-old Hoquiam man after a fight.
He said he had found the martin dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.
A martin is a member of the weasel family.
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#687527 - 06/08/11 05:53 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: Dogfish]
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brilliant
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#687539 - 06/08/11 07:16 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
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River Nutrients
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I don't condemn violence, but if there is any good reason to punch someone in the nose. That is surely it.
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#687566 - 06/08/11 10:19 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: FleaFlickr02]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/17/05
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Pine Marten to be more specific...
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#687581 - 06/08/11 11:41 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: Dogfish]
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Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6215
Loc: zipper
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"It's not a weasel, it's a martin,"
'bout sums it up for me.
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#687593 - 06/09/11 12:55 AM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: Irie]
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Poodle Smolt
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Loc: McCleary, WA
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I'm glad I'm not alone in finding this funny.
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#687610 - 06/09/11 02:44 AM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: Irie]
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Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 2237
Loc: N of Seattle
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weasel just sounds beter.
Whos gona say I think I'll go over to my old ladies place to see if she can breath some life into my sleepin martin
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#687613 - 06/09/11 03:19 AM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: STRIKE ZONE]
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Spawner
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 531
Loc: Olympia, Wa
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Only in Grays Harbor County people carry around dead weasal's,Well maybe Enumscratch.Good luck,
SZ SZ, if this were Enumclaw, that weasel - er, martin, would actually have been in his pants!
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#687615 - 06/09/11 03:39 AM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: Rocket Red]
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WINNER
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I don't condemn violence, but if there is any good reason to punch someone in the nose. That is surely it. Do you, or don't you? condone? condemn? This sentence is a mind breaker. 
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#687706 - 06/09/11 01:42 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: ParaLeaks]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 02/14/06
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Good catch. I could go either way on violence.
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#687735 - 06/09/11 03:33 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
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My Favorite Martin.
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#687736 - 06/09/11 03:35 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: stlhead]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
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"not all that common here in WA"
There was a time when two Martin lunches were the norm.
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#687738 - 06/09/11 03:43 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: stlhead]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 2952
Loc: Olalla, WA
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We had the martin's little cousin the ermine hanging out in our office disposing of mice and leaving skeletons.....pretty cool dude, wouldn't want meet him in a dark alley though 
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#687740 - 06/09/11 03:52 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: NOFISH]
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Repeat Spawner
Registered: 02/09/07
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I don't condemn violence, but if there is any good reason to punch someone in the nose. That is surely it. Do you, or don't you? condone? condemn? This sentence is a mind breaker. Good catch. I could go either way on violence. But could you go either way with a Martin?
Go Sox,
cds If youre going both ways with your weasel (or martin)....probably should not worry about condone or condemn and worry about a condom.
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#687746 - 06/09/11 04:15 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
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I wonder if a life preserver would have prevented a punch in the nose by a Martin toter?
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#687763 - 06/09/11 05:01 PM
Re: Is that a weasal in your pants?
[Re: stlhead]
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The Duke of Death
Registered: 03/13/09
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"not all that common here in WA"
There was a time when two Martin lunches were the norm. I prefer my martin shaken, not jerked.
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