#702740 - 09/07/11 04:19 PM
More things to make you say Hmmm...
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The Tide changed
Registered: 08/31/00
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Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (Hank?)
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but 1 of them.... what do you call it?
Why do some people think catching Pinks is something to brag about on the internet?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is that if you fish the Skok you are a slackjawed inbred flossing snagger, but if you fish the Sauk, you're just simply a cool dude?
Why does an alarm "go off" whilst it turns on?
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#702750 - 09/07/11 04:56 PM
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 1819
Loc: Wenatchee, WA
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"Where does the white go when the snow melts"?
Seriously, I had a guy ask that questions once..........
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#702755 - 09/07/11 05:32 PM
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The Tide changed
Registered: 08/31/00
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Wait Stam ....I think you can help with this one...
If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
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#702765 - 09/07/11 06:28 PM
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The Beav
Registered: 02/22/09
Posts: 2741
Loc: Oregon Central Coast
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Why is it that when I'm at work I play with fish,
but when stam plays with fish, he's not at work?
Damn stam!
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#702839 - 09/07/11 11:11 PM
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WINNER
Registered: 01/11/03
Posts: 10363
Loc: Olypen
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what is a jumbo shrimp?
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#703120 - 09/09/11 01:47 AM
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Ranger Danger
Registered: 02/08/07
Posts: 3076
Loc: AK
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How young can you die of old age?
Everyone dies of a heart attack, young, old and in between. Might as well have as much fun as you can till that happens...I say.
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#703126 - 09/09/11 03:31 AM
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27840
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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You say?
I say...you're right.
Fish on...
Todd
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#703204 - 09/09/11 02:56 PM
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River Nutrients
Registered: 01/13/03
Posts: 2562
Loc: Edmonds
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Why are politicians referred to as public servants?
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