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#702740 - 09/07/11 04:19 PM More things to make you say Hmmm...
Sky-Guy The Tide changed Registered: 08/31/00 Posts: 7083 Loc: Everett	Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (Hank?) If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but 1 of them.... what do you call it? Why do some people think catching Pinks is something to brag about on the internet? Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up? Why is that if you fish the Skok you are a slackjawed inbred flossing snagger, but if you fish the Sauk, you're just simply a cool dude? Why does an alarm "go off" whilst it turns on? _________________________ You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"
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#702750 - 09/07/11 04:56 PM Re: More things to make you say Hmmm... [Re: ]
snit Three Time Spawner Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 1819 Loc: Wenatchee, WA	"Where does the white go when the snow melts"? Seriously, I had a guy ask that questions once.......... _________________________ ..."the clock looked at me just like the devil in disguise"...
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#702755 - 09/07/11 05:32 PM Re: More things to make you say Hmmm... [Re: ]
Sky-Guy The Tide changed Registered: 08/31/00 Posts: 7083 Loc: Everett	Wait Stam ....I think you can help with this one... If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? _________________________ You know something bad is going to happen when you hear..."Hey, hold my beer and watch this"
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#702765 - 09/07/11 06:28 PM Re: More things to make you say Hmmm... [Re: Sky-Guy]
Twitch The Beav Registered: 02/22/09 Posts: 2741 Loc: Oregon Central Coast	Why is it that when I'm at work I play with fish, but when stam plays with fish, he's not at work? Damn stam! _________________________ [Bleeeeep!], the cup of ignorance in this thread overfloweth . . . Salmo g Truth be told, I've always been a fan of the Beavs. -Dan S.
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#702767 - 09/07/11 06:38 PM Re: More things to make you say Hmmm... [Re: Twitch]
STRIKE ZONE GOOD LUCK Registered: 08/09/00 Posts: 11969 Loc: Hobart,Wa U.S.A	Why do people call it a pole when it's called a rod.Good luck, SZ Why do people zig when I zag.Why do I zag when people zig.
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#702839 - 09/07/11 11:11 PM Re: More things to make you say Hmmm... [Re: ]
ParaLeaks WINNER Registered: 01/11/03 Posts: 10363 Loc: Olypen	what is a jumbo shrimp? _________________________ Agendas kill truth. If it's a crop, plant it.
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#703120 - 09/09/11 01:47 AM Re: More things to make you say Hmmm... [Re: ]
ColeyG Ranger Danger Registered: 02/08/07 Posts: 3076 Loc: AK	Originally Posted By: Hankster How young can you die of old age? Everyone dies of a heart attack, young, old and in between. Might as well have as much fun as you can till that happens...I say. _________________________ I am still not a cop. EZ Thread Yarn Balls "I don't care how you catch them, as long as you treat them well and with respect." Lani Waller in "A Steelheader's Way."
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#703126 - 09/09/11 03:31 AM Re: More things to make you say Hmmm... [Re: ColeyG]
Todd Dick Nipples Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 27840 Loc: Seattle, Washington USA	You say? I say...you're right. Fish on... Todd _________________________ Team Flying Super Ditch Pickle
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#703204 - 09/09/11 02:56 PM Re: More things to make you say Hmmm... [Re: Todd]
wntrrn River Nutrients Registered: 01/13/03 Posts: 2562 Loc: Edmonds	Why are politicians referred to as public servants? _________________________ I swung, therefore, I was
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