First there was like The Merg telling us how to fish and tell us his new "secret" weapon of twitching dark colored jigs in a ultra low and clear OP River of some unknown origin (by whom, I don't know):
Easy limits today boys. caught and released until i was tired of fishing, then finished off my limit. With my buddy who is also a jared. he guides and has really got me dialed in on twitching these jigs. Black and Purple was SMOOOOKING em. gave three driftboats Red A$$. One guy actually came over and offered to by some jigs off the Jared.
Then some guy came on and said....
Well, so much for keeping the hot lure a secret ! You JACKWAGON !!!!
Merg, not wanting to take any crap from some old crusty unknown fart, put the hurt down with an awesome rant....
look at you. a bunch of whiny old vag sacks.
take a gerital, metamucil, or check whatever brand of pad you use to stem the flow of whiny out of your body. next you'll be yelling at the guy posting a report on the cowlitz!! and guess what...you can go down there right now after 100 reports and still catch fish.
Ruh Roh!!!!! That unknown crusty old fat is Merg's stepfather!!!
Who promptly smacks Merg upside the head AGAIN!!!
Look at you, you little attention whore. Like I told you last night share something you have learned own your own, all this fourm will get is Ha, HA, HA, HA,HA,HA,. Merg is my stepson, I have showed him where, when, and how. Show some respect for what you have learned and know and who taught you. The next time you want to know where to go, the answer you will get from me, Cowlitz is hot, maybe the Skoke, there killem in the Puyallup you know where to go. Good luck
Cut directly from the "You can't make this crap up pile", comes a lame attempt by Merg to remove that foot that's been shoved so far up his ass that he has to tie his shoe laces through his nose!
ahhhh i forgot that was you greg. I agree 100%. i also had an amazing teacher and mentor in fishing. As well as the opportunity to go fish with you and dean. Not alot of people do. i wasnt exactly blabbing your secret rivers here. but i digress.
and it ends with a fitting finale by Seastruck!
Shut the internet down NOW! Nothing ever in the history of mankind will ever top this thread again!
You can not make this stuff up people!!!!
BEST DAMN POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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