Check

 

Defiance Boats!

LURECHARGE!

THE PP OUTDOOR FORUMS

Kast Gear!

Power Pro Shimano Reels G Loomis Rods

  Willie boats! Puffballs!

 

Three Rivers Marine

 

 
Topic Options
Rate This Topic
#717942 - 11/13/11 10:03 PM Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos
Mingo Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1552
Loc: Kona, Hawaii
Es hora de un verde y amarillo y azul ataque!



The following report has photos taken with cell phones and various cameras on rocking boats, in sweaty bars and assorted other places...lenses got showered with seawater, cerveza, tequila and fish blood........

After nearly two years without a chance to fish, BBQ or crack a cold cerveza together, my little brother Blake and his girl Vanessa finally were able to join us on a trip south of the border last week. We had not seen each other since the notorious Panama Party Pirates voyage (along with other notorious members of this board) and it was time to reconnect, catch some fish and kill some brain cells. Work had been beating the souls out of all of us and it was time to hook up.



I have been dealing with a torn rotator cuff and other shoulder problems for over a month, but this trip was booked, everyone was committed and it was time to sack up and go catch some fish. My wife and I flew down to Cabo with our friends Mark and Keri; Blake and Vanessa joined us two days later from San Diego. Once they arrived on Halloween, the party got rolling as illegal aliens maneuvered to horn in on the action...



Everyone headed to The Office to slake our thirst







Later we all hooked up at the Giggling Marlin. This was the first time we have been in that bar when Mark was not part of the show. Once, he WAS the show. Could this be a newer, more subdued Mark? Not likely.............

Giggling Marlin on Halloween night.....Elvis and Naughty Nurse watch a 16 year old get a lapdance from SheDevil....only in Mexico.



Halloween is very important in Mexico......



The donkey show.......

_________________________
-------------------------------------------------------
Bankers are twats that have been hated throughout history - Dan S.

Top
#717943 - 11/13/11 10:04 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: Mingo]
Mingo Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1552
Loc: Kona, Hawaii
We cut the party short around 1 AM (3 AM for Blake and Vanessa) as we were going fishing the next day. Due to having five fishermen in our party, we could not go out with Baja Anglers or another outfit I wanted to use, so we had to play a bit of dockside roulette. We booked the Joanna, a sturdy, comfortable 33 foot boat with a solid crew. The only problem was, when we got to the dock and paid the Dock Access Shakedown Fee, the Joanna was nowhere to be found. Due to some Mexican miscommunication and a major fishing tournament going on at the time, it seems our boat was already promised to another group. To make a long and frustrating story very short, we ended up on a rotten little DeathTub called the Talan. If you ever see this boat, SPRINT as fast as you can in the opposite direction. To make matters much, much worse, this cramped, stinky, slimy little barge had a "crew" consisting of the Captain, El Loco, and his 7-foot tall deckhand, El Lerch. El Lerch was not only constantly in the way, but would later prove to be completely inept at gaffing fish and casting a bait at a marlin. This kid had freaky, ice-blue eyes which looked even stranger given his dark skin and Sasquatch height. The chain of BS-laden events which led to us occupying this waste of fiberglass put the term "bait and switch" into a whole new light. Yet another "only in Mexico" adventure was about to commence. The photos do not show it well, but the wind was howling and the seas were very rough that day, especially when tailing waves would slap the boat silly.....this narrow-beamed unseaworthy dinghy got tossed about like a piece of packing foam in a toilet bowl.

Despite the ridiculous craft, some cool stuff happened that day. After a couple fishless hours, I had the honor of being with my little bro when he battled his first dorado on a flyrod. Blake has taken many dorado before on gear rods, but he ached to tangle with one on his 12 wt..............





El Lerch's giant head leaks into the shot. His Grande Melon isn't nearly as close in the foreground as you might think, he was actually right next to Blake............



I know some of you are fly-curious.....this is what a dorado can do to a 12 wt flyrod





Given El Lerch's horrible gaffting skills, it is a minor miracle this fish was even landed. I was tempted to grab the gaff and do it myself, but maturity stopped me from challenging a 7 foot tall wild-eyed deckhand madly swinging a gaff.



The rest of us were treated to a shower of dorado blood from Blake's victory hoist and the comically cramped deck of the Talan.



We all started drooling over the thought of the dorado fillets we would chow down on that night, thanks to Blake and his awesome fish-fighting skills....nice job brother!



Then the scary part.....the rough seas that day, coupled with the narrow beam, top-heavy build of the Talan PLUS 575 pounds of combined El Loco and El Lerch seated in the tower resulted in several very deep lists to the right and left.....the kind that, when they occur, seriously make you doubt if they will correct themselves. After Blake landed his fish and beers were cracked, I was sitting alone at the transom when the boat suddenly slammed to the right and started going over....and over...and over......I had to reach out and grab an edge with my wounded right limb to keep from going into the drink while my wife rushed forward to help me ...she thought I was going for an unplanned swim. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the boat righted itself but the damage was done. My shoulder was shredded carne again and I thought I had dislocated it. Luckily it was "just" another muscle tear, which I kept at bay with plenty of Pacifico and an ice pack. This was a good thing, as I would soon need that arm...........

30 minutes later, El Loco regained his sanity long enough to maneuver us into position to cast a bait to a blue marlin of about 150 pounds on the surface. We watched with growing frustration as El Lerch attempted to hook it with his awful casting skills. He made 4-foot cast after 4-foot cast with a live caballito.....to a marlin that was mocking us from 80 feet away. I could have done better with a Snoopy rod. Finally, I could take it no longer. I yelled up to Capitan El Loco that I was going to cast a fly at the marlin. Before he could react, Blake thrust a flyrod in my paws and told me to go for it. I started making the best presentations I could. I figured the worst-case scenario is that we would not hook this beauty, because we were most definitely not going to hook it with El Lerch flailing about with his pathetic 48 inch casts.

It is a surreal experience to be in a bucking boat casting a fly at a free swimming marlin. I was able to place the baitfish pattern close enough for the marlin to see and eat the fly if he so chose. Given this fish was not teased in but stalked as a free-swimmer, the odds were very long. Finally, after several attempts in the stiff wind, he chose to ignore me and sunk slowly from view. Oh well......you gotta take your shots.

Working to place a feather snack in front of the marlin as Blake yells out his position...............hoping my right arm doesn't suddenly fly off my body.



The marlin was now about 90 feet straight behind the boat as we crossed his path......strip strip strip....c'mon EAT IT!



Vanessa was so eager to fight a fish, she put on a belt and got ready for battle........Mark nearly received a sneak attack...........



Finally the water got so rough we bagged it and had El Loco drop us off in a water taxi so we could hit the pool bar at our hotel, the Pueblo Bonito Rose.



I took 18 fresh solid pounds of dorado fillets to our hotel restaurant and they agreed to grill, blacken, saute and fry up the batch with a variety of dipping sauces and salad. We had pre-paid for an All-Inclusive package at the Pueblo Bonito Rose, so this was a great deal all the way around. We said our goodbyes and all agreed to meet up again at 7 PM for dinner. My wife and I arrived first, and were treated to the most pathetic attempt at a swindle I have ever heard. This scam had obviously been used successfully before, because it was extremely well-rehearsed. Here is how it went:

restaurant manager - "Senor Meengo, we are sorry, but we cannot serve you the dorado you brought to us. The fish was in very poor condition".
Me - "Poor condition? That fish was caught and filleted only a few hours ago!"
Restaurant manager - "This may be so, but it was full of worms and is too dangerous to eat"
Me - "Worms? Dorado worms? Mad Dorado Disease Huh? (now I'm laughing, thinking he must be joking)
Restaurant Manager - "Jes, these worms are very dangerous, they will go to your brain and can KEEL you!"
Me - "You're serious aren't you? I've been catching and eating dorado for decades and I've NEVER heard of Brain-Eating Dorado Worms!"(virtually all fish have various forms of parasites that are quicky killed by cooking and pose no danger, salmon have them too)

With that, we went next door to the Pueblo Bonito Blanco for their Mexican Fiesta Night and wild buffet complete with the infamous "pushing of the dancing girls into the swimming pool" Grand Finale. After laughing for a while at the pathetic lies the restaurant manager told me, we realized THEY STOLE OUR FISH. We realized his scare tactics had worked before and most people, thinking the fish was tainted, would just leave it to be disposed of. Not us. Mark went back to get it, and the manager went ballistic. After trying to argue with Mark (not a good idea) for 10 minutes, he finally relented and handed over a bag with about 75% of the fillets I had given him. Interesting, this "dangerous" fish was all nicely chunked in meal-size portions and was frosty from being in THEIR FREEZER. A rather interesting way to handle "tainted fish" eh? Before I took the fish to the restaurant, I had given a nice chunk to a Mexican friend who had grilled some and made ceviche from the rest and he said it was awesome. We gave the reclaimed fish to other local friends who also said it was fresh and delicious. Nobody died from brain worms.

The next day, we gathered at sunrise to shake of the cobwebs and adjust attitudes for another day out in the Big Blue...



On this day we actually WERE on the Joanna and were looking forward to a much better day of fishing. The water was still rough but this was a real crew on a real boat. Early in the morning I had another first after years of trying.....a wahoo hookup on a fly. We had heard the wahoo bite had been decent in the early morning so I rigged a 12 inch pink billfish fly with a wire-harnessed tandem Trey Combs 6/0 hook rig. I figured the wire would give me at least some protection from their scissor jaws full of dagger teeth. My Hawaiian friends tell me they usually attack from behind and chop the tail off their prey then circle back and devour the pieces. That style of attack would give me the best chance of landing one on a fly. However, many other wahoo attack from the side or angled from the front and chop the bait in half. Unfortunately, my wahoo must have made the side or front angled assault, since after one screaming run it sliced through my 100 pound shock leader like melted butter. Fish off.

Another hour with no action then passed...then.... that unmistakable ratchet scream of "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" as a blue marlin went skyward 200 feet behind the boat. Vanessa did a 100 MPH, 15 foot horizontal leap straight into the fighting chair as Gustavo handed her the rod with guidance and instruction on how to pump and reel the leviathan. Vanessa has been fishing for less than two years and this was her first billfish, a very important moment in any angler's life. After the first four leaps, her fish settled in for a straightaway horizontal battle punctuated with occasional deep dives just to keep it interesting.









Unfortunately, there was something that occurred at boatside that was frustrating ....... Blake and I were screaming at the deckhand to release the marlin. He argued with us, saying "blue marlin are no good to release, they jump too much". Maybe he had lousy wiring skills or was afraid of the bill from a previous stab wound, or maybe they wanted to market the meat (which brings a very good price), but this was a lure-hooked fish that would have been easy to release. We shouted at him repeatedly to let the fish go, but when Vanessa brought her trophy boatside he sunk the gaff. I guess he had his reasons, but as the client, it would have been nice to have our preference followed. Oh well. Vanessa did a great job and she caught a gorgeous fish.



Welcome to Club Billfish Girl! La Minga congratulates her fellow Billfish Battling chica................................





Edited by Mingo (11/13/11 10:07 PM)
_________________________
-------------------------------------------------------
Bankers are twats that have been hated throughout history - Dan S.

Top
#717945 - 11/13/11 10:07 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: Mingo]
Mingo Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1552
Loc: Kona, Hawaii
Then it was on to Dorado City for the next couple hours..........................My wife, Blake and Mark battled fish after fish while I worked on picking off the followers.............





























This day deserved a celebration at a dockside cantina to celebrate Vanessa's first-ever billfish!!







That night we took our giant bag of fresh fish to Pancho's for an awesome grilled fish extravaganza. That place NEVER disappoints...



Parting is such sweet sorrow. It sucks when your friends move away and you can't see each other as often as you'd like. Such is the price we pay for the lives we choose and the jobs we must do...............



After those two flew home we consoled ourselves with lobster and libations at The Office and fun times at the beach











Baby sea turtles being released in front of our hotel...............go free, little buggers!







Our hotel had great service, despite the restaurant managers' lies about Deadly Dorado Worms













Edited by Mingo (11/13/11 10:08 PM)
_________________________
-------------------------------------------------------
Bankers are twats that have been hated throughout history - Dan S.

Top
#717946 - 11/13/11 10:09 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: Mingo]
Mingo Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1552
Loc: Kona, Hawaii
After two days of pure partying it was time to fish again. Mark joined my wife and I for some evening light tackle action with LaMosca Sportfishing. This is a quality outfit I can recommend and they are not expensive. Captain Juan practices 100% billfish release but will take dorado and tuna if clients want a nice meal. He employed hookless teasers so I could cast flies at the fish teased in. Mark and my wife battled others with live bait fished on my TFO travel spinning rod. Dorado are strong fish (The Hawaiian word for strong is "mahi", so "mahimahi" means double-strong).





































Waiting for another hit on the troll back to port.............





Adiós mis amigos



I'd like to give a shoutout to Dr Kate Hutson of the James Cook University School of Marine and Tropical Biology in Australia for confirming my suspicions on the Deadly Dorado Worm swindle...thanks Doc!
_________________________
-------------------------------------------------------
Bankers are twats that have been hated throughout history - Dan S.

Top
#717951 - 11/13/11 11:00 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: Mingo]
fish4brains Offline
Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6866
Loc: zipper
looks like a great time as usual, thanks for sharing!
_________________________
...
Propping up an obsolete fishing industry at the expense of sound fisheries management is irresponsible. -Sg



Top
#717953 - 11/13/11 11:34 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: fish4brains]
eyeFISH Offline
Ornamental Rice Bowl

Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12766
Mingus Maximus delivers in stellar fashion.

Thanks for the eye candy!
_________________________
"Let every angler who loves to fish think what it would mean to him to find the fish were gone." (Zane Grey)

"If you don't kill them, they will spawn." (Carcassman)


The Keen Eye MD
Long Live the Kings!

Top
#717954 - 11/13/11 11:39 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: fish4brains]
ColeyG Offline
Ranger Danger

Registered: 02/08/07
Posts: 3098
Loc: AK
Mingo does it again!

Spectacular in every way man. Like rain is to the desert, your warm water adventures are a renewing bright spot in my winter.

I always leave your trip reports feeling inspired to try something new. Outstanding photos and an enjoyable account of a tropical adventure. Well done sir and thanks for sharing.

Warms the soul to say the least!

_________________________
I am still not a cop.

EZ Thread Yarn Balls

"I don't care how you catch them, as long as you treat them well and with respect." Lani Waller in "A Steelheader's Way."

Top
#717961 - 11/14/11 12:23 AM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: ColeyG]
The Moderator Offline
The Chosen One

Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 14486
Loc: Tuleville
Looks painfully familiar, Mr. Mingo! Great report and bummer about getting hosed at Rose. Granted, I've never thought about eating at the hotel's restaurant, but I was kinda shocked and saddened to hear about the fish scam. We are owners at Blanco, but I've stayed in both places.

Gotta love places like Pancho's, MiCasa, The Trailerparker, and even the Office - even if it's not the same place it was 10 years ago.

Fun is what you make of it and you and your crew know fun! Just bummed you couldn't be down there when I'm down there in April!

Awesome photos!!!!
_________________________
Tule King Paker

Top
#717963 - 11/14/11 12:36 AM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: The Moderator]
Dub Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 09/24/10
Posts: 496
Thanks for the post! And inspiration!
_________________________
"When seconds count the police are only minutes away."

Top
#717966 - 11/14/11 12:42 AM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: The Moderator]
Neal M Offline
The Enemy

Registered: 12/13/99
Posts: 2785
Loc: Bainbridge Island and Sappho, ...
Looks like a great time! Thanks for sharing the trip smile

Top
#717967 - 11/14/11 12:46 AM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: Dub]
eyeFISH Offline
Ornamental Rice Bowl

Registered: 11/24/03
Posts: 12766
Yeah, bummer about the restaurant fish scam.... and Vanessa's dead marlin.

Any body else notice the pool is painted in vivid dorado colors?
_________________________
"Let every angler who loves to fish think what it would mean to him to find the fish were gone." (Zane Grey)

"If you don't kill them, they will spawn." (Carcassman)


The Keen Eye MD
Long Live the Kings!

Top
#717973 - 11/14/11 12:58 AM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: ]
Rivrguy Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 4394
Loc: Somewhere on the planet,I hope
Bloody damn, just plain damn!
_________________________
Dazed and confused.............the fog is closing in

Top
#717988 - 11/14/11 08:25 AM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: Rivrguy]
Jerry Garcia Offline



Registered: 10/13/00
Posts: 9160
Loc: everett
Another stellar trip.
_________________________
would the boy you were be proud of the man you are

Growing old ain't for wimps
Lonnie Gane

Top
#718024 - 11/14/11 12:07 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: Jerry Garcia]
STRIKE ZONE Offline
GOOD LUCK

Registered: 08/09/00
Posts: 12107
Loc: Hobart,Wa U.S.A
I stayed @ the Rose a couple years ago for my cousins wedding and had them cook us up some fresh tuna we had caught that day,it was awesome sauted,blackend and one other style.Suck's they wanted that fresh doh,doh more then you guy's.Looks like fun had by all,thanks for sharing.Good luck,
SZ

Top
#718069 - 11/14/11 03:36 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: STRIKE ZONE]
cohoangler Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 12/29/99
Posts: 1611
Loc: Vancouver, Washington
Wonderful pics, and a great story!

Your camera really picks up the color on the dorado! Nicely done. Thanks also for the heads-up on the fish swindle. I hope nobody on this BB ever falls for that trick.

Thanks for brightening up my lunchhour here in Portland!

Top
#718086 - 11/14/11 04:37 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: cohoangler]
Rocket Red Offline
River Nutrients

Registered: 02/14/06
Posts: 2540
Loc: Elma
Awesome post! I like Cabo. Looks like you captured the essence of it.

I have chummed there, but I haven't fished yet.
_________________________
WDFW - Turning outdoorsmen into golfers since 1994.

Top
#718148 - 11/14/11 07:48 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: Rocket Red]
big o Offline
Returning Adult

Registered: 12/05/07
Posts: 489
Loc: bothell
It's always a good time in cabo!!!! Nice report. If your ever looking for a good panga to get on go with Victor Saizar on the Santi I good guy and speaks very good English.
_________________________
Its just a hobbie.....

Top
#718198 - 11/14/11 09:57 PM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: ]
lovetofish365 Offline
Hahahaha haha ha

Registered: 04/07/07
Posts: 1884
Loc: Silverdale WA
very nice!!! thanks for sharing...we were supposed to be down there last week but tony started a newer job and couldnt get all of the days off...we spent 3 days on the river instead...just the two of us for a change...that was nice but still wished we went to mexico smile
_________________________
see ya on the river smile

Top
#718523 - 11/16/11 10:23 AM Re: Cabo San Lucas - Ha sido demasiado larga mi amigos [Re: ]
Mingo Offline
Three Time Spawner

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1552
Loc: Kona, Hawaii
Originally Posted By: stam
I hope Vanessa gave you a kiss for me...

most excellent trip and report.....and of course the only thing missing was






















me.



You were there in spirit Steve......after a couple shots we'd go "do we leave, or take another? what would Stam do?" and then three more rounds would be enthusiastically downed........... wink

rofl

Thanks for the kind words guys.


Edited by Mingo (11/17/11 09:56 AM)
_________________________
-------------------------------------------------------
Bankers are twats that have been hated throughout history - Dan S.

Top

Search

Site Links
Home
Our Washington Fishing
Our Alaska Fishing
Reports
Rates
Contact Us
About Us
Recipes
Photos / Videos
Visit us on Facebook
Today's Birthdays
CHUBS
Recent Gallery Pix
hatchery steelhead
Hatchery Releases into the Pacific and Harvest
Who's Online
0 registered (), 939 Guests and 1 Spider online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Newest Members
John Boob, Lawrence, I'm Still RichG, feyt, Freezeout
11498 Registered Users
Top Posters
Todd 28170
Dan S. 17149
Sol Duc 16138
The Moderator 14486
Salmo g. 13521
eyeFISH 12766
STRIKE ZONE 12107
Dogfish 10979
ParaLeaks 10513
Jerry Garcia 9160
Forum Stats
11498 Members
16 Forums
63773 Topics
645302 Posts

Max Online: 3001 @ 01/28/20 02:48 PM

Join the PP forums.

It's quick, easy, and always free!

Working for the fish and our future fishing opportunities:

The Wild Steelhead Coalition

The Photo & Video Gallery. Nearly 1200 images from our fishing trips! Tips, techniques, live weight calculator & more in the Fishing Resource Center. The time is now to get prime dates for 2018 Olympic Peninsula Winter Steelhead , don't miss out!.

| HOME | ALASKA FISHING | WASHINGTON FISHING | RIVER REPORTS | FORUMS | FISHING RESOURCE CENTER | CHARTER RATES | CONTACT US | WHAT ABOUT BOB? | PHOTO & VIDEO GALLERY | LEARN ABOUT THE FISH | RECIPES | SITE HELP & FAQ |