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#766408 - 06/16/12 11:51 AM Re: Red Tide [Re: ]
Jerry Garcia Registered: 10/13/00 Posts: 9013 Loc: everett	Nothing will ever top The Parrot Chronicles, It was intelligent and funny beyond belief. This thread is only funny because of the pile of ignorance passed off as intelligence. _________________________ would the boy you were be proud of the man you are Growing old ain't for wimps Lonnie Gane
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#766412 - 06/16/12 12:42 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Jerry Garcia]
Dan S. It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck. Registered: 03/07/99 Posts: 16958 Loc: SE Olympia, WA	Jerry, Dummy up and play along. Of course the Parrot Chronicles will never be topped. But how else did you think I was going to get bikini photos and a hilarious story from Chuck E on this sh!tpile of a thread? And just as a side note - giving a parrot a piece if gum, and then telling everyone you did it, isn't how one normally displays intelligence. _________________________ She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell. Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames
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#766413 - 06/16/12 12:44 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Dan S.]
Jerry Garcia Registered: 10/13/00 Posts: 9013 Loc: everett	Sorry Dan. _________________________ would the boy you were be proud of the man you are Growing old ain't for wimps Lonnie Gane
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#766419 - 06/16/12 01:15 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Jerry Garcia]
Dan S. It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck. Registered: 03/07/99 Posts: 16958 Loc: SE Olympia, WA	_________________________ She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell. I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell. Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames
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#766426 - 06/16/12 02:59 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: ]
Dave Vedder Reverend Tarpones Registered: 10/09/02 Posts: 8379 Loc: West Duvall	Redd, let's go. I bet my new 20 gauge would work just fine for crows. _________________________ No huevos no pollo.
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#766428 - 06/16/12 03:14 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Dave Vedder]
redhook Unregistered	you gonna eat the Soul Chickens you shoot?
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#766429 - 06/16/12 03:17 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Dave Vedder]
Direct-Drive ExtenZe Field Tester Registered: 11/10/09 Posts: 7960 Loc: Vancouver, WA	Originally Posted By: Dave Vedder Redd, let's go. I bet my new 20 gauge would work just fine for crows. Actually a 12 ga with hot 1 oz loads (1400 fps) of #8 shot blows 'em up good. Like bursting a pillow stuffed with black feathers. When I go before St. Peter I will be asked about all those crows. (Nah, I prolly won't rate that interview cuz I'm goin' to hell) This thread cracks me up. Back to our regularly scheduled programming.... _________________________ NO STEP ON SNEK
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#766430 - 06/16/12 03:23 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Direct-Drive]
redhook Unregistered	i shot at a crow once when i was little with a crossman pump pistol... it was like 30 yards away, and the little bastard ducked the shot at the last second and i missed... it was like Brandon Lee himself was in its body...
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#766432 - 06/16/12 03:44 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: ]
Salmo g. River Nutrients Registered: 03/08/99 Posts: 13394	This thread is ultra rich in pathetic comedy material. And it just keeps coming; it's hard to believe. There was some mention of hook brands earlier, and the Danielson brand immediately came to mind as most worthy in regard to Piscatard Redhook. Is there any place left for this thread to go? I don't think I've ever encountered idiocy this deep any where. Now I realize that was a blessing . . .
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#766434 - 06/16/12 04:11 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Salmo g.]
Jason Beezuz My Waders are Moist Registered: 11/20/08 Posts: 3419 Loc: PNW	redhook can't keep his crayons inside the lines. And that isn't a metaphor.... _________________________ Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's amphetamines.
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#766441 - 06/16/12 05:24 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Jason Beezuz]
fish4brains Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 6192 Loc: zipper	Ever heard that KISS song "Lick It Up?" [img:left][/img] _________________________ ... Propping up an obsolete fishing industry at the expense of sound fisheries management is irresponsible. -Sg
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#766442 - 06/16/12 05:25 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: fish4brains]
Twitch The Beav Registered: 02/22/09 Posts: 2741 Loc: Oregon Central Coast	Reminds me of a carne asada experience from a taco truck... _________________________ [Bleeeeep!], the cup of ignorance in this thread overfloweth . . . Salmo g Truth be told, I've always been a fan of the Beavs. -Dan S.
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#766443 - 06/16/12 05:27 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Twitch]
redhook Unregistered	F4B do you clean sh!thouses or something?
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#766447 - 06/16/12 05:46 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: ]
redhook Unregistered	he might wanna get that looked at then...
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#766456 - 06/16/12 06:42 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: ]
Jerry Garcia Registered: 10/13/00 Posts: 9013 Loc: everett	I'm done looking. _________________________ would the boy you were be proud of the man you are Growing old ain't for wimps Lonnie Gane
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#766506 - 06/17/12 03:18 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Jerry Garcia]
bankbum Spawner Registered: 05/10/09 Posts: 761	I feel the need to join in on the fun. But I'm just in amazement that I read all 10 pages.
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#766534 - 06/17/12 09:04 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: bankbum]
tommyhydro Juvenile at Sea Registered: 03/13/12 Posts: 131 Loc: evergreen state	Originally Posted By: bankbum I feel the need to join in on the fun. But I'm just in amazement that I read all 10 pages. ditto; this is pure entertainment
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#766542 - 06/17/12 10:25 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Dan S.]
fish4brains Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 6192 Loc: zipper	Originally Posted By: Dan S. Nobody gives a sh!t if you're named after a beer or a hook. What about a bird? [img:left][/img] _________________________ ... Propping up an obsolete fishing industry at the expense of sound fisheries management is irresponsible. -Sg
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#766731 - 06/18/12 06:26 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: ]
Direct-Drive ExtenZe Field Tester Registered: 11/10/09 Posts: 7960 Loc: Vancouver, WA	Originally Posted By: 2MANY If Redhook attempted to out run the cops for not wearing his seat belt would it be considered a Piscatard Pursuit? No. That's a Piscatardial Pursuit. _________________________ NO STEP ON SNEK
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#766741 - 06/18/12 07:10 PM Re: Red Tide [Re: Direct-Drive]
Dave Vedder Reverend Tarpones Registered: 10/09/02 Posts: 8379 Loc: West Duvall	So many good brain cells wasted here. Some might say 2many. _________________________ No huevos no pollo.
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