#816235 - 01/18/13 05:28 PM
Splinters in her crotch.....
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April Fool
Registered: 06/18/01
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Splinters in her crotch  A woman from who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down
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#816290 - 01/18/13 08:49 PM
Re: Splinters in her crotch.....
[Re: Sol Duc]
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Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah
Registered: 08/23/06
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pretty dumb
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#816292 - 01/18/13 08:56 PM
Re: Splinters in her crotch.....
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Registered: 03/07/12
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Did you just make that up?
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#816305 - 01/18/13 09:32 PM
Re: Splinters in her crotch.....
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27840
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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huh, the hell you say.....  Fish on... Todd
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#816320 - 01/18/13 10:21 PM
Re: Splinters in her crotch.....
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The Chosen One
Registered: 02/09/00
Posts: 13951
Loc: Mitulaville
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From the title, it sounded like something BigStick would say about one of the Mods here. Soo laffin'
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#816328 - 01/18/13 10:47 PM
Re: Splinters in her crotch.....
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Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 4898
Loc: in the mass production zone
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From the title, it sounded like something BigStick would say about one of the Mods here. Soo laffin' i totally agree! the thug mods on this site are full off splintered vag.... 
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#816352 - 01/19/13 12:39 AM
Re: Splinters in her crotch.....
[Re: Brewer]
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Returning Adult
Registered: 01/05/10
Posts: 417
Loc: The "Rock"
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You can't write if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zn63ADiIE
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#816369 - 01/19/13 02:46 AM
Re: Splinters in her crotch.....
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27840
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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You can't write if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite who's chokin' on the splinters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zn63ADiIECareful, Sol Dumshit will get all pissy if he thinks you're stealing his theme song. Fish on... Todd
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#816378 - 01/19/13 09:59 AM
Re: Splinters in her crotch.....
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River Nutrients
Registered: 12/15/02
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New low for the dark side Ohhh I have no doubt that someone will trump this in good time. Fishy
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