Three Blondes Fishing

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing
poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind
them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd
like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde. "Well, if your
going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We
all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting
debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there
were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I
know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the
debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes
started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second
blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are
steelhead in this river?!"

This has nothing to do with fishing but is the only blonde joke I know.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in your closet?


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