While touring this past year on my critically acclaimed and award winning international lecture series titled “Unshakeable Confidence for only $30 Dollars a Day”, I frequently get asked about the secret to my success.

It’s pretty much always the standard yada yada questions like, “Nick, what is your long term strategy for staying on top and how did you get there?” “How do you remain so debonair – so calm, cool and collected when faced with life’s challenges?” “Nick, how can you professionally present to the likes of Gates, Ballmer & Shultz with the utmost confidence while wearing a wry smile on your face?" "How do you just magically score the hottest woman in the room without even trying?”

It’s all so very simple and because I like you guys, I’m going to give what normally costs $10K / plate advice to you for free. So here's my two cents worth. You are welcome in advance.

So you sell chitters too.....like Merg?

Yes, he even tries to sell the Donkey's

"Do you think YOU are better than ME?"
"You give my ass pennies to little daughter to buy gumballs!"



This is from The Upright Citizens Brigade and its pretty old (S1/E4 circa 1998). The amazing thing - this was shot in one continuous take. That's some quality acting right there...

"Not all at once!". Laughed out loud at that.