Merg is a guide now?
It is official, all is lost. There is no hope. The river fishing experience in Washington state has been ruined by loud mouthed wanna be's with funny names like Josiah and Jerrid.....and faux hawks.
They all have faux hawks so full of hair gel that even the biggest and ugliest drift boats lose their center of gravity when merg stands up. The hair gel is so crusty that clients lose fish when their line grazes across the sharp spikes of faux hawk gayness.
Everyone thought WFC and the Indians were bringing about the end of fishing as we know it.....but no, the curse of the part time guide will be the end of it all.
Exploiters like Nate Treat, Vwalk Guide Service, Hair gel adventures and Loud Mouth Dwarf from Oregon can't just work a regular job, they have to suck every last penny they can from the sport they supposedly love. It's just like when they shake out the couch cushions at Mom's house (where they live) looking for change. Stealing from Mama in the name of hair gel and fishing gear. Truly a disgrace.
I say it is time to ban these part time faux hawk wearing pole smokers in ugly drift boats from operating a fake, half assed business on our beautiful rivers. It should be done before one of these fools kills some unsuspecting client. Death by faux hawk. These "guides" are a danger.
Case in point....Mr. Hair Gel doesnt even know how to balance the boat he borrowed.
Durrrrr I'm a Guide!! But IDK what I'm doing!! 
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