PANTS DOWN IN WAL-MART

• A 64-year-old man from Oregon was arrested after he was observed in the men’s department in Wal-Mart with his pants down, touching himself. An officer responding about 8:30 a.m. on Friday to the retailer on Northwest Louisiana Avenue arrested James W. Webb, from Eagle Creek, Oregon, for indecent exposure, according to the Chehalis Police Department.

PANTS DOWN ALONG CITY STREET

• A 41-year-old Centralia woman was arrested for indecent exposure after she was seen with her pants down in public off 13th Street near Market Boulevard in Chehalis on Friday afternoon. Kristine M. Hiatt was intoxicated and was booked into the Lewis County Jail, according to the Chehalis Police Department.

Would have made a great Craigslist "missed connection" ad.

It was just a matter of time and space, and dreams unfulfilled .

LMFAO.Good luck,

SZ




PS, I seen a old taking a piss on the sidewalk about noon today in Kent just before the caveman..................was he drunk or just old like "Spankster"?????

Prison. This is how you enroll in prison. I like it! Keep up the good work FP. Fookin' classic.

Solid work, FP.

Fish on...

Todd

No biggy it's just Lewis County....

must have been jason beezy

Good work FP. Sometimes I can't believe what all goes on in this world.

Lucky the cops didn't shoot the dude for showing his stones.

He mighta showed his stones but didn't throw em......

Sides the cops in Lewis County shoot at enough animals no need to shoot the streaker jackin off to wal mart "babes".....

Hankster........................your asking me personal questions again and I don't like it.........................Keep them to your neighbors., LMFAO.Good luck,

SZ

MISSING UNDERCLOTHES

• Chehalis police took a theft report on Saturday evening from a guest at a motel on the 100 block of Southwest Interstate Avenue. They said they returned to their room, found it had been cleaned and discovered items missing from inside a backpack, according to the Chehalis Police Department. Gone was a Visa card, perfume and new underwear, according to police. The case remains under investigation.

I didn't realize that Chehalis is such a happening place.

Oh Chehalis is happening. My favorite attraction is the bus stop near Walmart. The best of Lewis County congregates there after their ebt cards are loaded. One of the best scenes was when a woman sprayed her own face with mace to make sure it worked. She was screaming and rolling on the sidewalk, and of course the fire department showed. They were all laughing.

All I know is the Chehalis kids sucked at baseball. I'm looking at you W.F west.

Nobody gives a fu.ck about your baseball glory stories, twatty.

callling out a high school is a story?

Sounds like a Bruce Springsteen song.

Please post the rest of the responses if there are any good ones in there...funny chit right there.

Fish on...

Todd

Karma is a bitch!

Better hope the "member" in question is at least 18. Again, this is how prison starts.

FAA KING SPEEDO MAN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm catching a taxi outta here.

Bro...

B- I dibs back seat with her..... Unless she/he is fp's she male.

ALLEGED HAY THIEF CAUGHT

• Police were called about 11 a.m. last Monday to the 100 block of Nielson Road in Mossyrock about a goat allegedly getting into a neighbor’s barn and eating their hay. The animal was accused of causing other unspecified problems as well, according to the Morton Police Department. Its owner was talked to and warned to keep the goat home or they would be cited, according to police.

Timber,

Please don't confuse FP with fp.

fp

Dude you have serious problems .

Pretty sure you'd get the Congressional Medal of Awesomeness if you sent a cock pick to Putin!

'merica! FuckYeah!!!!!

Microfiche?

Your medal is in the mail.

Closest thing I saw to the lady described in the article when I was in Centralia on Saturday evening was a few drunk roller derby girls.

Perhaps you should hang out at the bowling alley where the hotties are next time.

Never do Freddy!!

Thanks. I was hoping the rollerdrome was the place to go at night. Had good luck at the poultry auction, and Sunbirds, but usually only during the day.

On a bad day, I'll troll the porno park n ride.

those old porn with the silly commentary ending in an impossible situation are ok with me.

lol

I yearn for crappy dialog in porn, it's like a missing art.

What do you find at poultry auctions and SUN birds during the day?

just use the 'do you like gladiator movies' q. got me once or twice.

I've taken home many chicks from the poultry action.

hopefully kk is swimming over at long beach.

SHOWDOWN

• Centralia police say a 37-year-old man yesterday jumped out in front of a patrol car nearly causing a wreck and demanded to fight with the officer. It happened about 6:45 p.m. in the area of Delaware and Fulton streets, according to the Centralia Police Department. The office demanded to see the man’s identification, the man ran off across the railroad tracks. He was quickly located and taken into custody, according to police. Then, the subject reportedly threatened to find the officer off-duty and kill him, according to police. Charles R. Simpson was arrested for harassment and booked into the Lewis County Jail, according to police.

Typical Friday night in Chehalis...



Fish on...

Todd

SHRUB ISSUES

• A 54-year-old Morton man made a vandalism complaint after someone pruned his junipers and threw the limbs in his yard last week. The suspect in the incident on the 100 block of Collar Avenue is an 81-year-old neighbor, according to the Morton Police Department. The damage is estimated at $5,000, police report.

RICHARD GERE BOUGHT A WHAT?

• Centralia police were called about 11:50 a.m. yesterday to the Bank of America on the 100 block of South Pearl Street where a 29-year-old man had allegedly choked a family member during an argument about the purchase of a gerbil. Jason R. Ferris, of Centralia, was booked into the Lewis County Jail for fourth-degree assault, according to the Centralia Police Department.

Going to the hole because of a dispute over Rodent....Priceless.

The gerbil would be tame compared to what he will get in the 'hole' in the hole.....

Fish Prince visits Thurston County..................



By Amelia Dickson

Staff writerMarch 4, 2015

Recent Headlines in the Olympian.
Man arrested in Olympia after throwing rocks at cars, taking off clothes


A 27-year-old Aberdeen man was arrested in Olympia on Tuesday afternoon after he allegedly threw rocks at cars and took of all of his clothes.

The Olympia Police Department gave the following account of his arrest:

An officer responded to a disturbance near the Hands On Children’s Museum about 3 p.m. after callers reported that a man was screaming, throwing rocks and pretending to shoot cars with his fingers.

As the officer approached the scene, the man took off his shirt, pulled down his pants and underwear and began dancing in circles. In his report, the officer wrote, “He was completely naked except for the clothing around his ankles, which did not provide any coverage.”

As the man swung around in circles, he used an appendage other than his fingers to pretend to shoot at cars. He saw the police car approaching and pulled up his pants.

The man was arrested for lewd conduct.

Read more here: http://www.theolympian.com/2015/03/04/3606926_man-arrested-in-olympia-after.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy

That's Fish Prince Jr cuz Fish Prince is WAY older then 27..........

It was the "hands on" museum so at least he got the location right. Execution could have been better.

It says Winsconsin, but I bet they meant Winlock...



In News by Brian Abrams / December 22, 2014
Follow: @brianabrams
In Wausau, Wisconsin, a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of marijuana and blowing a horse.

Court documents obtained by thenorthwestern.com claim that Jared Kreft was found inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly. He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas.

Kreft admitted to police that, before he was found inside the barn with said animal, which he blew and jacked off, he was viewing horse porn.

Police searched Kreft’s apartment and found marijuana, though they did not find any horse porn.

Kreft was locked up in Marathon County Jail on a $2,000 cash bond. He faces a judge on Tuesday, which should also make for an interesting item. We’ll keep you posted.

In other horse sex news, back in October a 19-year-old Floridian jacked off on a horse plush toy at Walmart and put the stuffed animal back on the shelf in classic, “nah, changed my mind” fashion.

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Fish on...

Todd

Looks like the horse load he swallowed left a little sour face on him. What some folks do in their free time continues to amaze me.

.

"Pant's up don't shoot"

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for pointing at cops and minivans?

Pew. Pew. Pew.

Fookin' "humans"....

You make bond already? :>)

TRESPASS ARREST AFTER LEAVING SURPRISE FOR GAS STATION

• A 42-year-old man was arrested after he was caught on a security camera defecating near the front door of a Silver Creek gas station over the weekend, according to the Lewis County Sheriff’s Office. A deputy was called about 10:30 a.m. on Saturday to the Texaco station on the 2900 block of U.S. Highway 12 in Silver Creek and learned it happened just before 3 o’clock that morning, Chief Deputy Stacy Brown said. Richard E. Graham had been banned from the business in 2012, Brown said. A deputy located Graham on Leonard Road and booked him into the Lewis County Jail for second-degree trespassing, according to the sheriff’s office.

Nah. He went there because the launch was closed and the salmon aren't in the Skok yet.

ARREST FOR ALLEGED SEX CRIME

• Centralia police arrested a 17-year-old boy on Friday following a report of a sexual assault of a juvenile he is related to, according to the Centralia Police Department. The boy was taken into custody and booked into the Lewis County Juvenile Detention Center, according to police.

Hot cousin didn't want it?

EARLY APRIL FOOLS

• An 18-year-old inmate who said he was encouraged by others in his unit to engage in a certain custom for new arrivals at the Lewis County Jail, found himself in further trouble last night. Deputies responding about 8:40 p.m. to a fire alarm activation found the sprinkler head broken and water on the floor of Austin C. Courtright’s cell, according to the Lewis County Sheriff’s Office. Courtright said he’d popped the sprinkler head by hitting it with his sandal, according to the sheriff’s office. He said he understood it was a tradition, and thought he’d only lose his recreational time, not get charged criminally, Chief Stacy Brown said. He was wrong, Brown said. He as arrested for third-degree malicious mischief.

Thankfully, that story ended up much differently than what I envisioned after reading the first sentence.

News brief: Centralia resident accosted in alley by tall thief with body odor
Monday, April 6, 2015 at 1:51 pm
By Sharyn L. Decker
Lewis County Sirens news reporter

A 63-year-old woman was mugged when she walked out to take out the trash in an alley off the 800 block of H Street in Centralia overnight.

Officers called about 1:50 a.m. looked for a male dressed in dark clothing with a hood over his head, but have not located him as of this morning.

Police were told she was confronted by the male who demanded money and when she told him she had none, he pushed her against the garbage can and searched her pockets. He then ran away, according to police.

Centralia Police Department Sgt. Stacy Denham said it doesn’t sound as though she was hurt.

The victim said the perpetrator was tall, spoke with a Spanish accent and had body odor, according to the Centralia Police Department.

So being a dumbfuck is a family thing?



I bet your dumbfuck brother could have gone to Stanford, though.

lol

My brother is dead, too.

But he didn't go around doing dumbfuck things like getting arrested and ripping sinks off the wall while in jail.

Was there a point you were making?

I'm sorry to hear that. And I'm sorry for your loss.

Seriously.

SCUFFLE AT WAL-MART

• A 33-year-old Chehalis resident was arrested at Wal-Mart yesterday evening after allegedly hiding merchandise on his person, including women’s panties, men’s briefs, batteries and playing cards. Jesse J. Wheeler reportedly resisted arrest and was taken to be checked out for knee pain and then booked into the Lewis County Jail for second-degree burglary, according to the Chehalis Police Department. Wheeler was booked for burglary instead of shoplifting because he had previously been “trespassed” from the retail store, police said. Police are also asking prosecutors to evaluate the case for a charge of resisting arrest and possession of a dangerous weapon, brass knuckles, according to a department spokesperson. The value of the items was $387, according to police.

DOMESTIC ASSAULT

• A 43-year-old man was arrested yesterday after he allegedly broke his girlfriend’s front tooth and split her lip when he struck her with a coffee mug. A deputy called to the emergency room at Providence Centralia Hospital around 3 a.m. yesterday learned she had grabbed a coffee cup from a night stand to defend herself when he started hitting her because she’d asked about another woman’s name on his cell phone, according to the Lewis County Sheriff’s Office. The victim needed stitches for her lip, Chief Deputy Stacy Brown said. Deputies later located Melvin A. Kimbrel at his home west of Centralia and booked him into the Lewis County Jail for for second-degree assault, Brown said.

BOAT THEFT

• A 33-year-old Tacoma man contacted the sheriff’s office last night after he was informed the boat and trailer he’d left parked at a public fishing access in Salkum turned up near Lake Cushman in Mason County, stripped of its parts. The 2004 14-foot Alumaweld Intruder and its trailer were valued at more than $23,000, according to the Lewis County Sheriff’s Office. The victim said he normally kept it at the Cowlitz Timber Trails Campground, but had been told he had to move it, and it was moved in February parked at the gravel lot near Spencer and Brim roads, Chief Deputy Stacy Brown said. He had trouble picking it up, but said he thought it would be fine there, Brown said.

PACKWOOD RESIDENT JAILED FOR NAKEDNESS

• A Packwood man who reportedly made a habit of standing nude in his windows with the drapes open as well as walking around outside him home entirely unclothed was arrested yesterday. The sheriff’s office says his residence is directly across the street from the Timberline Resort, at a busy intersection. A deputy was called back on April 8 to the 13,000 block of U.S. Highway 12 when alarmed employees of the motel complained, according to the Lewis County Sheriff’s Office. Chief Deputy Stacy Brown said the situation was close to a school bus stop as well. Law enforcement made several attempts to contact the subject, who didn’t come to his door or return their phone calls, according to the sheriff’s office. The man, whose full name is simply Vinyasi, was seen driving yesterday, pulled over and arrested for indecent exposure, according to Brown. Vinyasi, 57, was booked into the Lewis County Jail, she said. His vehicle was impounded.

pack wood

The tavern in town is the " Peters Inn".

TRESPASSING

• Centralia police arrested two individuals for charging their cell phone behind a closed business last night. Adam T. Kay, 32, and Hannah G. Kay, 34, both of Centralia, were issued citations for second-degree criminal trespass after contact with an officer about 1:20 a.m. at the 600 block of West Main Street, according to the Centralia Police Department. They were then released, according to police.

What happened to Fish Prince? He get the boot?

self-imposed ban

banned himself again lol? can't wait for his next thread announcing his triamphant return. what a pussy

Actually, you fagged the place out so much when you showed up that he left.

Bummer...He was actually entertaining. What do I know, I liked
Big Stick too.

I hear ya. Good luck on your projects. Peace.

DRESS DUMMY LIFTED FROM SHOP

• Chehalis police were contacted about 6:30 a.m. on Saturday following the discovery someone used a brick to break out the large window of a retail store on the 1900 block of North National Avenue and stole a mannequin of an adult female. It’s not clear yet what else might be missing, according to the Chehalis Police Department.

or

• A nude and intoxicated man was arrested at the river next the trail off the 100 block of Highway 603 on Sunday for an alleged assault upon his wife the night before, according to the Lewis County Sheriff’s Office.. A deputy responded about 4:30 p.m. to call about a little girl crying and screaming hysterically as she ran down the trail, according to the sheriff’s office. The 6-year-old child said she was at the river with her dad and he got completely undressed which scared her, so she and her dog ran, according to the sheriff’s office. When the mother arrived with a bruised face, a deputy was told that the night before, Frank G. Fulmer, of Chehalis, had punched and choked her while she was on the ground. Fulmer was arrested for second-degree assault and a case for reckless endangerment is being recommended also, as when contacted by law enforcement, Fulmer said he wasn’t aware his daughter was with him at the river, or where she was, Chief Deputy Stacy Brown said.

One positive in the Centralia area is the great camping at Walmart.

Wrong as usual lol.

Still fagging out the place I see.

Be nice, Dan....Act your fuk'n age.

I don't know how to do that.

Growing older, but not up!

in all honesty this seems to be trait in all men.

darkside pretty much has proven this