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#930039 - 05/14/15 06:32 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: ]
Direct-Drive Offline
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Registered: 11/10/09
Posts: 8060
Loc: Vancouver, WA
Originally Posted By: Hankster
Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Originally Posted By: Todd
Dear Messers Brady and Kraft,

We have reviewed your appeals, and after a full reconsideration of the record, and taking into account the additional information and persuasive arguments you both have presented to us over the last two weeks, we are forced to agree that the penalties including a four game suspension, one million dollars, and two draft picks were indeed grossly disproportionate to the severity of your alleged transgressions.

The penalties have been revised as follows:

Tom Brady is suspended for eight games because he is even a bigger Douchebag than we all thought...and frankly, we all thought he was a pretty big Douchebag to begin with.

Accordingly the monetary penalty has been increased to ten million dollars. If Mr. Brady can't afford this penalty we suggest he check his wife's pocketbook, which is in the bedside table next to the jar where she keeps Mr. Brady's balls (inflated or otherwise).

The team will also now lose first round picks for the 2016, 2017 and 2018 seasons, and third rounders in those same years.

Rober Kraft is also forbidden from visiting tanning beds throughout those three years.

Suck it,

The NFL

Nicely done.


smile

You forgot....
Conjugal visits with Gisele limited to one per month and no BJ's allowed during the three year penalty period.

I think he should have to spend his suspended time in a prison cell with Hernandez.

Nah...he didn't kill anybody.
But we could upgrade his sentence to include...
Once per week during the penalty period, vacuum the carpets at the Sisters of Providence Retirement Center while buck naked.
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#930040 - 05/14/15 06:48 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: ]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: Hankster
You can say I spent my time at work on the internet all you want, but it's not true. I was too busy working for that.



You tell your stories, I tell mine. smile
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#930042 - 05/14/15 07:04 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Yeah.

Don't you have a big-boned cat?

rofl


Fu.ck off.
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#930043 - 05/14/15 07:07 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Dan S.]
Sol Duc Offline
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Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 16138
Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Once again Hamster pretends he knows what I get paid so his make believe tale makes sense.

Just like when he said I told him I lived in Cali, even if true I sure wouldn't fess up to it. I think Frank is showing early signs of dementia.
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#930045 - 05/14/15 07:27 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: ]
Sol Duc Offline
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Frank is big boned. laugh
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#930049 - 05/14/15 07:43 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Hank GETS big boned - in his ass.
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#930051 - 05/14/15 08:03 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Awww.

Hank's trying to divert attention away from the fact that he's a faggot.
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#930053 - 05/14/15 08:47 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
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Registered: 01/09/14
Posts: 2312
Loc: Sky River(WA) Clearwater(Id)
So...... Sandy is down the rung of the corporate stepladder, both figuratively and literally.
Frank was a lazy x-ray duster who wage crept his way to a poverty stricken retirement and then subjected the DS to an unrelenting volley of half truths and bullschit.

And.... The Patriots cheat

Leave anything out?
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#930054 - 05/14/15 08:52 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Us and Them Offline
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Registered: 10/20/10
Posts: 1279
Loc: Seattle
You left out all the cock talk. Someone wants to show some one that his dick is so big it has ribs.
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#930055 - 05/14/15 08:52 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: Bent Over
So...... Sandy is down the rung of the corporate stepladder, both figuratively and literally.
Frank was a lazy x-ray duster who wage crept his way to a poverty stricken retirement and then subjected the DS to an unrelenting volley of half truths and bullschit.

And.... The Patriots cheat

Leave anything out?


Yeah, all the times you take it in the ass on a daily basis.

Fuc.k off Bent Over.
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I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

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#930056 - 05/14/15 08:56 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Bent Metal Offline
Carcass

Registered: 01/09/14
Posts: 2312
Loc: Sky River(WA) Clearwater(Id)
C'mon Sandy, take another sip.....collect your thoughts, and think of something that hasn't been said 1000000 times.
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#930057 - 05/14/15 08:59 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Something that hasn't been done 1000000 times, you mean?

Like you taking it in the ass?

Fu.ck off.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

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#930058 - 05/14/15 09:09 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Dan S.]
Bent Metal Offline
Carcass

Registered: 01/09/14
Posts: 2312
Loc: Sky River(WA) Clearwater(Id)
Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Something that hasn't been done 1000000 times, you mean?

Like you taking it in the ass?

Fu.ck off.


Keep regurgitating the same bullchit... Works for most here. Try getting a taller stepladder and yelling louder
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#930059 - 05/14/15 09:20 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Try fu.cking off.
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames

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#930060 - 05/14/15 09:49 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: ]
Sol Duc Offline
April Fool

Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 16138
Originally Posted By: Hankster
Nope, I'm trying to help get a child molester off the streets.

First it's anal probes of Lhasamutts and then it's kids.

Dirty, rotten bastage.

You've sunk to a new low.
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#930061 - 05/14/15 10:01 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
ReefSkunk
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If Hank wanted to keep a chimo off the streets all he'd have to do is stay inside his apartment.

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#930075 - 05/15/15 09:54 AM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
WDFW X 1 = 0 Offline
My Area code makes me cooler than you

Registered: 01/27/15
Posts: 4549
Ass Patriots should be the title of this thread.

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#930076 - 05/15/15 09:56 AM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
Todd Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 28170
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
I am especially impressed with the part of the appeal where they claim the equipment dude who called himself "The Deflator" was referring to his weight loss program, not the footballs.

Fish on...

Todd
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#930084 - 05/15/15 10:59 AM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Sol Duc]
WDFW X 1 = 0 Offline
My Area code makes me cooler than you

Registered: 01/27/15
Posts: 4549
I'm surprised they didn't pay him to say it was in reference to his penis pump.

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#930111 - 05/15/15 03:32 PM Re: Cheating mfr Patriots!!!!!! [Re: Todd]
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Registered: 11/10/09
Posts: 8060
Loc: Vancouver, WA
Originally Posted By: Todd
I am especially impressed with the part of the appeal where they claim the equipment dude who called himself "The Deflator" was referring to his weight loss program, not the footballs.

Fish on...

Todd

The Jenny Craig Defense.
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