I hope everything is ok.

+1

me to

Hopefully just settling in to his new retired life house and getting ready for winter steel.

Coulda been that he got a Coho Designs wrap and now he has some new hide and he's busy with that.

I heard he was the featured speaker at the lifetime charter award banquet.

If not I too hope all is well.

I hope you are ok Hank.

Maybe Hank went on vacation. Hope he didn't have a heart attack or an accident. How long since he't posted?

I hope Hank and AuntyM didn't elope.

That's some pretty solid bait right there...

Because then you'd have to find a new booty call?

It's about time Hamster kept his fuckin' hole closed.

I've found it a relief not reading his bullsh!t.

Solid work.

Maybe he's working on his "Chumps for Trump" campaign.

Oh Spankster.........you're so loved around here.........Good luck,

SZ

His last post info is: 11-06-2015 01:12 PM

That's a bit alarming and hope we don't have a man down!

Hope you're OK, Hank!

We need a "I've fallen and I can't get up." warning buzzer for Interwebz forums.

Hopefully Hank just checked into internet addiction rehab.

Me too.

Hopefully, he is only suffering the hostility rather than suffering another alternative.



I am looking forward to his return.

Hope he didn't have one of those fatal 4 Hour Bones.

Nah, he's prolly lurking, laffin his ass off and making adjustments to his will.

I too miss him and hope all is well. I find it hard to believe no one here has any contact information for him.

His phone number disappeared from my phone after its last meltdown...it has been a while since I have heard from him at all.

Fish on...

Todd

I think if the wieners were 10-2 he'd be here slinging it pretty good.

All jokes aside, I hope Hank is ok and just taking an extended break. He's getting up there in age and with the way the Whiners are playing, it would be horrible if something happened to the dude. I would fully blame Kapperdick & Crapbert if that was the case.

Just left a voice message.................@ least his mail box wasn't full...........................Beware of the Lurker.............Lol. Hope all is well with "Spankster". Good luck,

SZ


PS, His team's dead, but hopefully he's still breathin...........

Could there be a chance that his cat ate him ?

he may have choked on a monster fur ball and went to heaven on the big charter boat in the sky.

FWIW, I sent him an email today and it came back undeliverable.

Fish on...

Todd

He can't stop playing the game now..... as he only needs 53 more post to top 26,000. Blahahahahha. Good luck,

SZ

Damn, that ain't good Man.

My guess would be that he moved from his apartment in SF to somewhere in north California.

I think he would have mentioned this to us,or not. That was his dream, along with a Dog.

Found him.

Is it too soon to have the PP Darkside Dead Pool?

It's not like Hank wouldn't have wanted that.....and I'd hope you all would do the same for me!

11/6/2015. 4:32 pm. RIP, Hank.

...and if I'm wrong, welcome back, Hank!

Sol Duc obviously has a major man crush on Hank.

Still enjoying the quiet.....

You have good taste,never too early for a dead pool on the DS. Frank would have wanted it that way....damn now I'm typing in past tense.

Where you been? You must have a life.

Chit he faked his death. Maybe KK and Hank hooked up?

While making holiday mirth, he could have wandered into the wrong bar and gotten captured by militant homos.
The old fart might be bound and gagged in some dank Frisco basement.

He may have listened to me and set himself on fire.


He might not have known it was a joke when I say that..............to other people.

And are frolicking on Goat Poke Island ?

Frank, I know you are looking down on us; whether it be from heaven, your huge ego, or atop your future ex...Now that your gone, the least we can do is induct you into the DS HOF. Your post count and irrelevancy to topic will be challenged but never surpassed.

Tried calling him today and the number is still his but it went to voice mail.

Rather the occupying PP, he's boycotting it.

LOL....nobody listens to you

That would be a bargain at 300 bones.

kinda sucks, I don't think he's coming back. now todd can regain 'top' poster.

My guess is that he ran off to Reno and eloped with his next future ex and have settled down on that family property up north he mentioned. If and when he gets water and power on site, and an internet connection, he'll probably be back.

Not saying he's gone gone, does anyone know how to look up the obits?? pm me for his full name. Really hope it's just a sabbatical.

Fingers crossed.

I already checked the Obits. No Hank....

That's good news.

Rumor has it the 49ers are for sale. Hank is probably putting together his group to make a bid on the team and this has taken up all his free time.

Maybe spending all day on the internet and not getting paid has lost it's luster.

Lol that's exactly what I was thinking. Seems like a lot of folks are only online while at work and since Hank retired he's done here.

So what's Nate's excuse?

Oh wait...nevermind.

He will give you a thousand excuses if you asked him.

He will give you a thousand excuses if you asked him.

He's alive. I'll leave it @ that. Good luck


SZ

You had me worried! Three hot's and a cot?

Goddammit Hank, you had the whole forum getting all emotional and slobbering and everything.

I see you ate the cat finally.

Damn it. Lost another bet. Glad to see you are still hanging around Hankster. Thought maybe the cat ate you.

Welcome back, old man.

Fish on...

Todd

Welcome back you fishy old Cu.nt!


I was pretty sure you were dead. Choked on a co.ck is what I figured happened.

Since I crafted the cat pic I'd be happy to provide a link Hank, just for you.

Hopefully we can get this site back on track now.

Welcome back, Frank. Glad your o.k.












Now get the fuk outa here!

Glad you're okay

Hank looks up men on eHarmony

Don't be jealous...there's enough of me for you too.

I'd not want anything to befall you either Dan. That's not sarcasm either.

Nice!

Welcome home/back/whatever,

How was Merg?

Gaping and unresponsive to medical treatment is the word on the street.

Good to know you're OK Hank.

Crap. He's still alive. I figured his Fatty Catty ate him. Oh well, there's goes my Xmas wish.

As for the rest of your old man bantering.....

a) Why would I have any of your avatar photos, let alone your "old avi pic"? I don't have it, never have had it, and never will have it. I'm pretty sure I can find a great fat cat photo that I can put up for you. I think you've seen it before.

b) Figure out this internets thing and do it yourself. Damn old people and the internets.

c) I'll take a negroni, please.

Cat fight.

Frank, why not put your fish back up and be done with it?

Stop acting like a beeetch and grab the bull by the horns. You're acting like a whiny demonrat.

Fish on...

Todd

"I came here to kickass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta bubble gum"

One of the best movies ever and South Park's take is pure gold.

I've missed all his C&P articles.