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#955186 - 04/02/16 06:37 PM fish prince goes down!
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fp and I hooked up for a lower Cowlitz float. we put in at camel toe with a take out at the always dangerous crow bar take out.

drift started out with a solid take slam by a pissed springer! since fp was on the sticks I set the hooks into a very pissed jack! after some stern coaching brewer brought the jack to net. helllyeah! IPA's were cracked and foam over was heavy. this is when things began to go bad on our day.

fp then quickly oared us back up into position. I let lines out to float stops @ the rod tips. when sh!t another rod buries!!! tunaballs!!! another hook up! brewer sets hooks and bam! the fight begins. after a successful rod hand off fp lands a solid orygone 35 pound hog!

after a repeat back up to the oared camel toe run fp doubles over on the sticks! he's having a apparent heart attack! by this time rods are out and the H.A. begins!!!

fp is now sh!t worthless! driftboat is in a dead freedrift of sh!t! sense I have zero stick skillz the situation is now scary dire. I start blowing a whistle fp hands me. not surprising we get the double birds from the plunkers. plunkers are XXcocksuckers for all I care!

about this time a sled was heading up river towards us. at this time brewer was PISSED cause lines were no phfucked!!! I blow my whistle again and the boat saves us. this boat was amazing! the Db was towed and fp was given CPR on shore. I concentrated on getting lines freed. between the gasps and spasms fp told me to maintain clean lines!

well long story longer CCFD was called and fp was hauled to castle rock general hospital.

this is the last pic I could take before they hauled fp into surgery .




as I post this no news from a nurse or dr. please pray for fp! I know fp is loved by many here, hated by a few yellow liberals. in any case we must pray for fp.
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#955192 - 04/02/16 08:15 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
eugene1 Offline
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Not sure about the authenticity of this thread, but I have always enjoyed FP posts; seems like an intelligent fellow.

Anyway, hope you're doing better, fp, and thanks for helping your buddy, brewer.

ps. Bank anglers don't want to help a man down?? What's happening these days?

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#955193 - 04/02/16 08:20 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
fp Offline
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Registered: 03/15/99
Posts: 2967
Loc: Hoquiam,WA.USA
As usual that is not fp. That could be FP so if, hope he (FP) gets well soon.

If fp had 2 workable arms he could row but, right now, he is pretty well useless!

fp

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#955194 - 04/02/16 08:40 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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Wow that's crazy....Fish Prince carries a rape whistle. Good thing as that rape whistle, likely saved his ass. Hope you get better and get back out there oarin around again soon!
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#955196 - 04/02/16 08:56 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
Piper
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get better soon duck-bundy... we miss you around here!

brewer, keep us posted on how he's doing...

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#955198 - 04/02/16 09:19 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: ]
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FP...
I'm dyin' Brewer.
How 'bout you give me my last BJ ?
No one will ever know, I'll be dead in a half hour.

Brewer...
NFW

FP...
C'mon man, be a pal.

Brewer...
Oh alright.
You'd better be dyin'.

FP...
Dayam, that was nice !

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering




Later....

FP...
Hey Brewer.
They said I'm going to be OK.

Brewer...
Gawdammit !
You said you were dyin' you sonofabitch !

FP...
That was the best BJ I ever had.

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering

FP...
I'd like to put you on a schedule.

smile
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#955199 - 04/02/16 09:30 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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last dr's report they were forced to do a exorcism.
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#955200 - 04/02/16 09:41 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
RowVsWade Offline
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Another circumcision? The first one didn't take?
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#955201 - 04/02/16 10:19 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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not sure about the rest of you. to hear a exorcism in a hospital. very creepy.

I swear I saw a gnomes running through the halls!
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#955202 - 04/02/16 10:24 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
Piper
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Originally Posted By: Brewer


I swear I saw a gnomes running through the halls!



glad to hear DanS was there to give his support too...

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#955203 - 04/02/16 10:36 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: Piper
Originally Posted By: Brewer


I swear I saw a gnomes running through the halls!



glad to hear DanS was there to give his support too...


no, the gnomes were over 3' tall. manly too.
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#955205 - 04/03/16 07:38 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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fp is ok, ran some tests. his fast living is catching up to him wink
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#955209 - 04/03/16 08:51 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Direct-Drive]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
FP...
I'm dyin' Brewer.
How 'bout you give me my last BJ ?
No one will ever know, I'll be dead in a half hour.

Brewer...
NFW

FP...
C'mon man, be a pal.

Brewer...
Oh alright.
You'd better be dyin'.

FP...
Dayam, that was nice !

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering




Later....

FP...
Hey Brewer.
They said I'm going to be OK.

Brewer...
Gawdammit !
You said you were dyin' you sonofabitch !

FP...
That was the best BJ I ever had.

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering

FP...
I'd like to put you on a schedule.

smile


rofl
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#955210 - 04/03/16 08:53 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: Brewer
Originally Posted By: Piper
Originally Posted By: Brewer


I swear I saw a gnomes running through the halls!



glad to hear DanS was there to give his support too...


no, the gnomes were over 3' tall. manly too.


Wow.

You're pretty gay with this - and the blowjob thing with FP.
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#955212 - 04/03/16 09:49 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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that aint the Prince....
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#955215 - 04/03/16 11:16 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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What's the world coming to when a young out of shape, overweight, corn fed, heavy drinker has a heart attack and circumcision while fishing? I'm pretty sure the BJ stuff is made up because why would you have a rape whistle if you freely gave or solicited BJ's?
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#955217 - 04/03/16 11:23 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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This thread sounds so April 1. The Orygun 35 was a dead give away. If FP is truly dead and gone, his dad will invite me to the funeral.

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#955223 - 04/03/16 01:55 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Dan S.]
Direct-Drive Offline
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Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
FP...
I'm dyin' Brewer.
How 'bout you give me my last BJ ?
No one will ever know, I'll be dead in a half hour.

Brewer...
NFW

FP...
C'mon man, be a pal.

Brewer...
Oh alright.
You'd better be dyin'.

FP...
Dayam, that was nice !

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering




Later....

FP...
Hey Brewer.
They said I'm going to be OK.

Brewer...
Gawdammit !
You said you were dyin' you sonofabitch !

FP...
That was the best BJ I ever had.

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering

FP...
I'd like to put you on a schedule.

smile


rofl


No rebuttal.
Must be true.


rofl
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#955226 - 04/03/16 09:34 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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been springer fishing since this morning.

dd trying his best to fit in with the rough crowd again. his troll attempt won't work with me. so no need for a rebuttal.
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#955228 - 04/04/16 05:20 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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Hey Brewer, I think I'm dyin'



rofl
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#955302 - 04/05/16 09:45 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Direct-Drive]
RichardSimmons Offline
how does my ass look in these waders?

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Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Hey Brewer, I think I'm dyin'



rofl


Anyone insinuating they want guy on guy action would be. .... well. ...... you! YAY!
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#955314 - 04/05/16 04:32 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: RichardSimmons]
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Well aren't you just a fun little yay bitch.
Go play with your strappie.


thumbs
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#955316 - 04/05/16 04:47 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Direct-Drive]
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Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Well aren't you just a fun little yay bitch.
Go play with your strappie.


thumbs



joe, don't forget you insinuated the gay guy on guy scenario.

this in not the darkside. you pulled the gay card. lame
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#955317 - 04/05/16 05:01 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Direct-Drive]
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Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Well aren't you just a fun little yay bitch.
Go play with your strappie.


thumbs



Dear Mrs. Manual-Transmission,

For your lack of wit and ham-handed comeback, I'd recommend 40 lashes, but you'd probably get off on that as well.


Sincerely, EP
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#955319 - 04/05/16 06:08 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: EnglishPete]
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Yay Boi has something for your so witty azz.
So in translation that would be GFY, now wouldn't it ?



smile
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#955350 - 04/06/16 04:54 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: ]
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Nah, these two are butt-sore and FP probably broke some ribs laffin'.

Hope yer OK, FP.
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#955359 - 04/06/16 07:54 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Direct-Drive]
Brewer Offline
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Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
FP probably broke some ribs laffin'.


dd you have no clue.
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#955377 - 04/07/16 11:04 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Direct-Drive]
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Registered: 08/21/13
Posts: 389
Loc: Tri-Cities, WA
Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
FP...
I'm dyin' Brewer.
How 'bout you give me my last BJ ?


I thought this thread was about FP going down.

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#955410 - 04/07/16 10:42 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: Steelspanker
Originally Posted By: EnglishPete
Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Well aren't you just a fun little yay bitch.
Go play with your strappie.


thumbs



Dear Mrs. Manual-Transmission,


rofl

Camilla humor.
Ya gotta be ghey to leave Diana and belly with that hag.
Maybe it's the strappie she's sportin', eh ?

JF C



smile


How 'bout an FP report ?
Brewer, I'm talkin' to you.
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#955423 - 04/08/16 07:49 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Direct-Drive]
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Loc: Somewhere in Pennsylvania
Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Originally Posted By: Steelspanker
Originally Posted By: EnglishPete
Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Well aren't you just a fun little yay bitch.
Go play with your strappie.


thumbs



Dear Mrs. Manual-Transmission,


rofl

Camilla humor.
Ya gotta be ghey to leave Diana and belly with that hag.
Maybe it's the strappie she's sportin', eh ?

JF C



smile


How 'bout an FP report ?
Brewer, I'm talkin' to you.


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life Direct-Drive.
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#955439 - 04/08/16 05:11 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: DeanWormer]
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So you didn't like the screenplay.
Does this mean that the fishin' trip is off ?



smile


So how's FP doin' ?
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#955442 - 04/08/16 06:18 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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He's fine, working on some of his house stuff, fishing kokes with him soon....
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#955445 - 04/08/16 09:21 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: DeanWormer]
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Posts: 885
Loc: out there...
Originally Posted By: DeanWormer

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life


I had to google that even though it was familiar! Epic movie, I need to watch it again.


Edited by eugene1 (04/08/16 09:21 PM)

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#955536 - 04/11/16 01:54 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
WDFW X 1 = 0 Offline
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Only on the Cowlitz.

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#1029724 - 05/03/20 05:39 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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FP just not that fp.
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#1029737 - 05/03/20 07:56 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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He’s still around
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#1029814 - 05/05/20 11:09 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Streamer]
RabidAngler
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weird thread...

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#1029817 - 05/06/20 08:45 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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Posts: 2713
Loc: right place/wrong time
fish prince helped make this board worthwile. His posts were always entertaining.
I miss him.
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#1029820 - 05/06/20 10:04 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
Salman Offline
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Registered: 03/07/12
Posts: 806
Originally Posted By: Brewer
fp and I hooked up for a lower Cowlitz float. we put in at camel toe with a take out at the always dangerous crow bar take out.

drift started out with a solid take slam by a pissed springer! since fp was on the sticks I set the hooks into a very pissed jack! after some stern coaching brewer brought the jack to net. helllyeah! IPA's were cracked and foam over was heavy. this is when things began to go bad on our day.

fp then quickly oared us back up into position. I let lines out to float stops @ the rod tips. when sh!t another rod buries!!! tunaballs!!! another hook up! brewer sets hooks and bam! the fight begins. after a successful rod hand off fp lands a solid orygone 35 pound hog!

after a repeat back up to the oared camel toe run fp doubles over on the sticks! he's having a apparent heart attack! by this time rods are out and the H.A. begins!!!

fp is now sh!t worthless! driftboat is in a dead freedrift of sh!t! sense I have zero stick skillz the situation is now scary dire. I start blowing a whistle fp hands me. not surprising we get the double birds from the plunkers. plunkers are XXcocksuckers for all I care!

about this time a sled was heading up river towards us. at this time brewer was PISSED cause lines were no phfucked!!! I blow my whistle again and the boat saves us. this boat was amazing! the Db was towed and fp was given CPR on shore. I concentrated on getting lines freed. between the gasps and spasms fp told me to maintain clean lines!

well long story longer CCFD was called and fp was hauled to castle rock general hospital.

this is the last pic I could take before they hauled fp into surgery .




as I post this no news from a nurse or dr. please pray for fp! I know fp is loved by many here, hated by a few yellow liberals. in any case we must pray for fp.


Is all of this true & what does H.A. mean?
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#1029822 - 05/06/20 10:26 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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Heart Attack

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#1029825 - 05/06/20 10:47 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
Salman Offline
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This sounds like a story fit for STS.
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#1029828 - 05/06/20 11:12 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
Todd Offline
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Fish Prince was just fine this past winter when I talked to him last.

Fish on...

Todd
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#1029836 - 05/06/20 12:15 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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River Nutrients

Registered: 11/05/04
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Good.
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#1029937 - 05/09/20 08:02 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: ]
Dan S. Offline
It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: extremesteelhead
Originally Posted By: Streamer
He’s still around


I wonder how many of these gimmick accounts are actually him.


All of them. rofl
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I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

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#1029959 - 05/09/20 11:29 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Driftin']
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Registered: 08/12/19
Posts: 1458
Loc: worshington
Originally Posted By: Driftin'
Heart Attack


Probably just a serious case of Malt Liquor hangover.

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