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#955186 - 04/02/16 06:37 PM fish prince goes down!
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fp and I hooked up for a lower Cowlitz float. we put in at camel toe with a take out at the always dangerous crow bar take out.

drift started out with a solid take slam by a pissed springer! since fp was on the sticks I set the hooks into a very pissed jack! after some stern coaching brewer brought the jack to net. helllyeah! IPA's were cracked and foam over was heavy. this is when things began to go bad on our day.

fp then quickly oared us back up into position. I let lines out to float stops @ the rod tips. when sh!t another rod buries!!! tunaballs!!! another hook up! brewer sets hooks and bam! the fight begins. after a successful rod hand off fp lands a solid orygone 35 pound hog!

after a repeat back up to the oared camel toe run fp doubles over on the sticks! he's having a apparent heart attack! by this time rods are out and the H.A. begins!!!

fp is now sh!t worthless! driftboat is in a dead freedrift of sh!t! sense I have zero stick skillz the situation is now scary dire. I start blowing a whistle fp hands me. not surprising we get the double birds from the plunkers. plunkers are XXcocksuckers for all I care!

about this time a sled was heading up river towards us. at this time brewer was PISSED cause lines were no phfucked!!! I blow my whistle again and the boat saves us. this boat was amazing! the Db was towed and fp was given CPR on shore. I concentrated on getting lines freed. between the gasps and spasms fp told me to maintain clean lines!

well long story longer CCFD was called and fp was hauled to castle rock general hospital.

this is the last pic I could take before they hauled fp into surgery .




as I post this no news from a nurse or dr. please pray for fp! I know fp is loved by many here, hated by a few yellow liberals. in any case we must pray for fp.
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#955192 - 04/02/16 08:15 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
eugene1 Offline
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Not sure about the authenticity of this thread, but I have always enjoyed FP posts; seems like an intelligent fellow.

Anyway, hope you're doing better, fp, and thanks for helping your buddy, brewer.

ps. Bank anglers don't want to help a man down?? What's happening these days?

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#955193 - 04/02/16 08:20 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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Registered: 03/15/99
Posts: 2967
Loc: Hoquiam,WA.USA
As usual that is not fp. That could be FP so if, hope he (FP) gets well soon.

If fp had 2 workable arms he could row but, right now, he is pretty well useless!

fp

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#955194 - 04/02/16 08:40 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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Wow that's crazy....Fish Prince carries a rape whistle. Good thing as that rape whistle, likely saved his ass. Hope you get better and get back out there oarin around again soon!
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#955196 - 04/02/16 08:56 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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get better soon duck-bundy... we miss you around here!

brewer, keep us posted on how he's doing...

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#955198 - 04/02/16 09:19 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: ]
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FP...
I'm dyin' Brewer.
How 'bout you give me my last BJ ?
No one will ever know, I'll be dead in a half hour.

Brewer...
NFW

FP...
C'mon man, be a pal.

Brewer...
Oh alright.
You'd better be dyin'.

FP...
Dayam, that was nice !

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering




Later....

FP...
Hey Brewer.
They said I'm going to be OK.

Brewer...
Gawdammit !
You said you were dyin' you sonofabitch !

FP...
That was the best BJ I ever had.

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering

FP...
I'd like to put you on a schedule.

smile
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#955199 - 04/02/16 09:30 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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last dr's report they were forced to do a exorcism.
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#955200 - 04/02/16 09:41 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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Another circumcision? The first one didn't take?
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#955201 - 04/02/16 10:19 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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not sure about the rest of you. to hear a exorcism in a hospital. very creepy.

I swear I saw a gnomes running through the halls!
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#955202 - 04/02/16 10:24 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
Piper
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Originally Posted By: Brewer


I swear I saw a gnomes running through the halls!



glad to hear DanS was there to give his support too...

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#955203 - 04/02/16 10:36 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: Piper
Originally Posted By: Brewer


I swear I saw a gnomes running through the halls!



glad to hear DanS was there to give his support too...


no, the gnomes were over 3' tall. manly too.
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#955205 - 04/03/16 07:38 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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fp is ok, ran some tests. his fast living is catching up to him wink
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#955209 - 04/03/16 08:51 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Direct-Drive]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
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Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
FP...
I'm dyin' Brewer.
How 'bout you give me my last BJ ?
No one will ever know, I'll be dead in a half hour.

Brewer...
NFW

FP...
C'mon man, be a pal.

Brewer...
Oh alright.
You'd better be dyin'.

FP...
Dayam, that was nice !

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering




Later....

FP...
Hey Brewer.
They said I'm going to be OK.

Brewer...
Gawdammit !
You said you were dyin' you sonofabitch !

FP...
That was the best BJ I ever had.

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering

FP...
I'd like to put you on a schedule.

smile


rofl
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#955210 - 04/03/16 08:53 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 17149
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
Originally Posted By: Brewer
Originally Posted By: Piper
Originally Posted By: Brewer


I swear I saw a gnomes running through the halls!



glad to hear DanS was there to give his support too...


no, the gnomes were over 3' tall. manly too.


Wow.

You're pretty gay with this - and the blowjob thing with FP.
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#955212 - 04/03/16 09:49 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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that aint the Prince....
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#955215 - 04/03/16 11:16 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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What's the world coming to when a young out of shape, overweight, corn fed, heavy drinker has a heart attack and circumcision while fishing? I'm pretty sure the BJ stuff is made up because why would you have a rape whistle if you freely gave or solicited BJ's?
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#955217 - 04/03/16 11:23 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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This thread sounds so April 1. The Orygun 35 was a dead give away. If FP is truly dead and gone, his dad will invite me to the funeral.

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#955223 - 04/03/16 01:55 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Dan S.]
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Originally Posted By: Dan S.
Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
FP...
I'm dyin' Brewer.
How 'bout you give me my last BJ ?
No one will ever know, I'll be dead in a half hour.

Brewer...
NFW

FP...
C'mon man, be a pal.

Brewer...
Oh alright.
You'd better be dyin'.

FP...
Dayam, that was nice !

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering




Later....

FP...
Hey Brewer.
They said I'm going to be OK.

Brewer...
Gawdammit !
You said you were dyin' you sonofabitch !

FP...
That was the best BJ I ever had.

Brewer...
unintelligible muttering

FP...
I'd like to put you on a schedule.

smile


rofl


No rebuttal.
Must be true.


rofl
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#955226 - 04/03/16 09:34 PM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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been springer fishing since this morning.

dd trying his best to fit in with the rough crowd again. his troll attempt won't work with me. so no need for a rebuttal.
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#955228 - 04/04/16 05:20 AM Re: fish prince goes down! [Re: Brewer]
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Hey Brewer, I think I'm dyin'



rofl
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