Doc's Tips for Taking a Crap in his boat.....

Tip #1 - don't let any of your "friends" take a photo of you crapping in a bucket while on Doc's boat.

Eh, that's it.

I should post the photo only because Doc loves me and he'd want me to....

So its legal to remain clothed from the waist up while downloading in the bucket on his boat?

I was under the impression that shirts were not allowed on F/V Eyefish.

In my boat, dropping a deuce in a bucket, is called "Taking a bucketie."

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My unloading schedule is so exact you could set your clocks to it. 6:30 am thanks to one cup of coffee, eat light breakfast, repeat first act, workout at 11 am, light lunch, 2 pm is the third and final unload of the day. When fishing, I try and get off the water by 2 pm. It's not fun cranking up a sled on a trailer while your buttocks are cramping because you're "prairie-dogging".

Clothing optional on bottom fishing trips, is the rumor.

When I'm feeling backed up, I just take out the picture of cocaine that I keep in my wallet.

No better feeling than having a big hot breakfast in forks and taking a dump at the restaurant before leaving. All set for a long day of fishing without any worries.

Never stooped so low as to strip off my socks, but have left the woods many a time in shirts that were oddly missing their sleeves, back half and/or front half.

You don't shat in my boat..just pinch it off and suffer. There's sure to be a beachable section of bank nearby, and you can go find yourself somewhere to squat-n-leave it..downwind!

That Clackamax of yours should have it's own head.

The Super Clack left me many years ago...

Don't have a boat now, but if I did you still wouldn't shat in it..

I forgot, that boat rowed nice for an 18 footer.