#980015 - 09/23/17 06:42 AM
Requeim For A Gnome
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Returning Adult
Registered: 02/02/15
Posts: 319
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I am afraid our favorite Gnome has left us.
Here it is at 0630 on the 23rd., and Saturn has yet to explode or
exhibit any other serious symptoms that would cause The Rupture to
take place, nor are there any other issues caused by Saturn here on
Earth.
Still, it's quite possible that Gnome was spirited off during the
night, and his bunker sits empty.....full of beer, smoked salmon and
a case of Oberto beef sticks (but no toilet paper). Anybody know
where his bunker is so we can at least go salvage the beer and chow?
He will be missed...by some. Are you one of them?
God Speed Gnome.
Edited by GoldDigger (09/23/17 06:43 AM)
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#980020 - 09/23/17 07:59 AM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: GoldDigger]
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Registered: 10/26/10
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Loc: Snohomish, WA
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"Bunker" is just code for a couch fort in his mom's basement. He'll be back after he gets done staining the cushions from his latest Anime session. Give him 30 seconds.
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#980022 - 09/23/17 09:18 AM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: GoldDigger]
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Bead
Registered: 02/13/03
Posts: 1202
Loc: Duvall
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Gnomesayin' is fine. He's actually in Vegas at the annual GELD (Gnome-Elf-Leprechaun-Dwarf) convention. It's quite a party....full of runt competitions, busty fairy pole-dancing and Keebler weed. Gnome will be back to his old self soon....but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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#980027 - 09/23/17 11:00 AM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: GoldDigger]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 3007
Loc: Browns Point,Wa. USA
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gnomesayn might just be retired. He could always return with any of his half dozen other personas.
I don't believe it is permanent. At least I hope it isn't, anyways.
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#980030 - 09/23/17 12:45 PM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: GoldDigger]
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River Nutrients
Registered: 11/21/07
Posts: 7795
Loc: Olema,California,Planet Earth
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Gonna be interesting to hear the excuses as to why the prediction was wrong. From the folks who climb over WDFW's ample ass when the forecasts miss.
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#980042 - 09/24/17 02:41 PM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
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Registered: 01/06/07
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#980097 - 09/26/17 10:16 AM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: GoldDigger]
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27840
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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I hope Gnome and Rich's rapture bunkers didn't have any grape Kool-Aid in them. Unfortunately they are probably reading Infowars and Breitbart and have no idea that the world didn't actually end.
Fish on...
Todd
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#980098 - 09/26/17 12:12 PM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: GoldDigger]
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My Area code makes me cooler than you
Registered: 01/27/15
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Gnome was actually Ed Murray.
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#980297 - 10/03/17 12:15 PM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: GoldDigger]
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27840
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Disappointing for us, or for them?
Fish on...
Todd
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#980299 - 10/03/17 12:16 PM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: GoldDigger]
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Dick Nipples
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 27840
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
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Plus Rich is probably in the middle of a gigantic conspiracy post about the Vegas nutcase
Stay tuned.
Fish on...
Todd
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#980303 - 10/03/17 03:59 PM
Re: Requeim For A Gnome
[Re: Todd]
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Shooting Instructor for hire
Registered: 10/26/10
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Disappointing for us, or for them?
Fish on...
Todd Yes.
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