"I cant believe its not butta"

Good for you. Merg.

Unfortunately, Ornamental hair can be pretty dam unruly. Hair gel is my only defense against bed-head.

Hmmm....
Never realized that a Man Bun was actually a form of Ornamental Hair.

Man bun ? Butt implants ? Good gravy.

I realize you are THE expert on twitching. I mean, I've only been doing it for about 15 years but now I know how to do it right. !!!!!!

One thing you might want to think about though. In your video you mention how the splash tracks how the jig is moving in the river.

NOT TRUE

The flow is not laminar. Current slows as depth increases. Your jig lags where the splash might indicate it is. Plus, it is made of lead so it is highly unlikely to accelerate to current speed.

When you speak like you are THE expert, you tend to invite criticism. I've read, with a great deal of interest, the BS you have spouted over the years. You really do need to get over yourself.

Do you really live in your mom's basement?

Seeing is believing....

Merg, meet your master.

Just dug this up....

Interesting.....which video do you speak of?


That is not correct. I preach that wherever your jig lands is waaayyyyy upstream of where you will be tqitching... I have UNDERWter video To prove prove this.

15 years....about the same only you just twitch. I took a YEAR and only twitched for every species. I broke it down.....I made other videos....Interviewed....researched....tested...over and over. It's a past time for you hahaha. Fishing is always a science project for me. Always more data to crunch. But REGALE me with your knowledge!!! Big words "laminar"

+1

Sorry if you think Laminar is a big word. Is every word you don't understand considered "big" ??

Another apology. I'm a pilot. Laminar has to do with flow. Think Bernoulli's principle. Is Bernoulli too big for you? LOL

You keep researching though.

Hobby, yeah. That's why I went to the University of Washington School of fisheries. Of course I decided to make money and changed majors after 3 years. Dr. Lynwood Smith was my advisor. He literally wrote the book on Fish Physiology.

Who dug up this thread anyway??????

Perfectlyfukingnuts is a big word.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a BIG word........

Spelled PERFECTLY, Geo. Did you date Mary Poppins?

I'll have to count up my fish list. Long ways to go, though. I need some advice on how to catch anything on the reef in Hawaii. We will probably be on Kauai or the Big Island in December. I just want to catch something besides the bottom.

One of the smart ones.

I stayed, got my degree, *then* bailed for a life of IT work and paychecks that could pay for my bills.

I wanted to be a pilot.

I do not recall Dr. Smith.

Don't know about big words, but I can correctly pronounce:

Oncorhynchus tshawytscha

Paker,

Dr. Smith taught (and wrote the book) the fish physiology class. (Duh, I just re-read and saw that K-geo already said that.) You're a bit younger and probably didn't have Donaldson, Salo, Brannon, or some other old farts whose names escape me at the moment.

Guess I'm one of the dumb ones. Actually got my degree and then worked in the field for 40 years. As for IT, I still haven't figured out my phone or tablet.

40 years is like ... 4 decades ... That is an accomplishment worthy of anyone's respect. Congrats ... Now go enjoy your well earned retirement. It's worked out well for me and many others.

BB

I was there circa 1986-88/90. Dr. Smith actually got me re-interested in being a pilot. He was a private pilot and owned a plane himself. I started thinking I could be a flying biologist. Maybe head to Alaska, where they listen to the bios. Not this politically influenced mess we live with daily. After quitting UW to go learn to fly, I decided to stick with my passion. Haven't regretted it much.


I do respect your career. You've given much to the field and are to be commended. Trying to do what's best in your field is always a challenge.

I ended up with a Political science degree so I could check the degree box for the airlines. I will always regret not finishing the Fisheries degree. I still have Dr. Smiths' book and most of my other texts. Great reference material for identifying species or answering technical questions I may have.

I want to say it was Dr. Donaldson that gave the fish 101 class in 86. I could be seriously mistaken though. As I recall, Hershel and his buddies had just set up camp at the locks and my beloved Cedar river was destined for failure. My last ever KEPT native came from that river in 1986.



WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN???????




oh yeah......twitching........


And hobbies. The RV, 60 k New Truck, 80 rods, 4 boats and closets full of gear, tell me its a sickness, not a hobby.

Yeah Geo... it's a sickness. Dis-ease in the worst of ways. Trust me.... I'm a doctor. And it has NO CURE.

BTW you should know you missed out on one helluva Nush trip.