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#990354 - 06/14/18 09:48 PM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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Todd is right. That's standard 2nd date protocol.

I also plant a certain seed very early on and work in the "yeah, I can kinda be a diick or arsehole sometimes, is that going to be a problem?". They never say no because I'm one charming, good looking SOB. THEN! THEN! When the relationship has run its course (it always does) and they call me an arsehole for real (because I am), I chuckle and remind them of our original deal. This works every time if your goal is to see a woman literally unzip her soul from her earthly skin suit and fly about in a proper unadulterated fit of pure rage. 43 years in and still undefeated. It's quite brilliant actually.
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#990359 - 06/15/18 07:47 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: Todd]
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Originally Posted By: Todd
I learned long ago to tell women what I want, and what I won't budge on...if that freaks them out, then good fuckin riddance.

Lack of ladies has not been a problem for me, so if it ain't broke, I ain't gonna fix it.


You reek of toxic masculinity and patriarchy.

Not to mention an ego inflated to the point of bursting.

Turn in your progressive credentials and report your abhorrent behavior to your local feminist movement immediately for retraining and other punishment.
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#990360 - 06/15/18 07:50 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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You guys can talk all you want about disclosing who you are and asking for promises on the second date.....remember this: Men marry women hoping they never change, women marry men hoping to change them.

Snake
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#990363 - 06/15/18 08:35 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: Snake Pliskin]
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Originally Posted By: Snake Pliskin
remember this: Men marry women hoping they never change, women marry men hoping to change them.

And they're pretty devious in how they go about it too.

You patiently explain to them their feet are shorter so they can stand closer to the stove. They look at you like your tongue is forked and the next thing you know they have 30 pairs of new shoes in the closet.

That puts a crimper on buying the new reel you had your eyes on.
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#990364 - 06/15/18 08:39 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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Marriage? HAHAHAHA...that's adorable.

The point is that it's best to cover off on the big ticket items as soon as possible to avoid situations such as the one Dwat finds himself in.

For example, when Hank takes on a new lover, I'd imagine it's critically important for the union to decide who's the top and who's the bottom to avoid future cat fights and hearbreak.
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#990365 - 06/15/18 08:55 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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Huh

I wonder how Nicky-poo could sit down.and write that with a cock up his ass.
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#990366 - 06/15/18 09:02 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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rofl
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#990368 - 06/15/18 09:15 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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How do you know he is sitting and typing???

Are you two in the same room?

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#990369 - 06/15/18 09:18 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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It all boils down to this - I'm right, everyone else is wrong, and anyone who disputes this is clearly a dumbfuck.

Registered: 03/07/99
Posts: 15112
Loc: SE Olympia, WA
My advice is this - don't ask for relationship advice here.
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#990373 - 06/15/18 10:43 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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Pretty much.
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#990392 - 06/15/18 10:02 PM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: NickD90]
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DATE NIGHT

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#990402 - 06/17/18 01:46 PM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
Jason Beezuz Offline
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Registered: 11/20/08
Posts: 2453
Loc: PNW
Just give it time. Take care of yourself. Have some fun!

Things werenít normal for a year after my divorce.
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#990404 - 06/17/18 01:46 PM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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And times are great now.
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#990423 - 06/18/18 03:41 PM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: Jason Beezuz]
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Registered: 04/04/13
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Loc: Monterey CA
Go fishing. There are 4 billion women out there. Of course a lot of them are old,ugly ,crazy,etc. et al.
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#990424 - 06/18/18 04:48 PM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: elparquito]
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Registered: 11/24/03
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Originally Posted By: parker
On this episde of Ask The JackHammer:

Dear JackHammer,

Lastly, as a general JackHammer Rule of Thumb for ALL of you reading out there:

NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.



If nothing else, pay attention ta this bit o advice!!
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#990430 - 06/18/18 10:50 PM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: Bucket/Good Sport]
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Registered: 04/04/13
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Loc: Monterey CA
Originally Posted By: Bucket/Good Sport
Originally Posted By: parker
On this episde of Ask The JackHammer:

Dear JackHammer,

Lastly, as a general JackHammer Rule of Thumb for ALL of you reading out there:

NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.



If nothing else, pay attention ta this bit o advice!!


Good luck...
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#990498 - 06/21/18 08:14 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
steeleworldwide
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Women come and go but delicious 40oz bottles of Malt Liquor will always be there for you. MALT LIQUOR!

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#990507 - 06/21/18 08:49 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: ]
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Three Time Spawner

Registered: 04/04/13
Posts: 1972
Loc: Monterey CA
Originally Posted By: steeleworldwide
Women come and go but delicious 40oz bottles of Malt Liquor will always be there for you. MALT LIQUOR!


How long are you gonna ride this tired gimmick? You should go hang out with Jonas.
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#990979 - 07/09/18 09:08 AM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
Timber Offline
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Registered: 05/27/00
Posts: 2339
Loc: Stumpy Acres
Go bang a bunch of em.... Before long you will have your own kid/kid's....
You may have to pay child support, but you won't have to move the broad in... rofl
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#990980 - 07/09/18 12:03 PM Re: Bad break up itís been a week [Re: dwatkins]
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Registered: 02/09/00
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Loc: Margaritaville
Whoa. A Timber sighting!
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