Todd is right. That's standard 2nd date protocol.

I also plant a certain seed very early on and work in the "yeah, I can kinda be a diick or arsehole sometimes, is that going to be a problem?". They never say no because I'm one charming, good looking SOB. THEN! THEN! When the relationship has run its course (it always does) and they call me an arsehole for real (because I am), I chuckle and remind them of our original deal. This works every time if your goal is to see a woman literally unzip her soul from her earthly skin suit and fly about in a proper unadulterated fit of pure rage. 43 years in and still undefeated. It's quite brilliant actually.

You reek of toxic masculinity and patriarchy.

Not to mention an ego inflated to the point of bursting.

Turn in your progressive credentials and report your abhorrent behavior to your local feminist movement immediately for retraining and other punishment.

You guys can talk all you want about disclosing who you are and asking for promises on the second date.....remember this: Men marry women hoping they never change, women marry men hoping to change them.

Snake

And they're pretty devious in how they go about it too.

You patiently explain to them their feet are shorter so they can stand closer to the stove. They look at you like your tongue is forked and the next thing you know they have 30 pairs of new shoes in the closet.

That puts a crimper on buying the new reel you had your eyes on.

Marriage? HAHAHAHA...that's adorable.

The point is that it's best to cover off on the big ticket items as soon as possible to avoid situations such as the one Dwat finds himself in.

For example, when Hank takes on a new lover, I'd imagine it's critically important for the union to decide who's the top and who's the bottom to avoid future cat fights and hearbreak.

Huh

I wonder how Nicky-poo could sit down.and write that with a cock up his ass.

How do you know he is sitting and typing???

Are you two in the same room?

My advice is this - don't ask for relationship advice here.

Pretty much.

DATE NIGHT

Just give it time. Take care of yourself. Have some fun!

Things weren’t normal for a year after my divorce.

And times are great now.

Go fishing. There are 4 billion women out there. Of course a lot of them are old,ugly ,crazy,etc. et al.

If nothing else, pay attention ta this bit o advice!!

Good luck...

Women come and go but delicious 40oz bottles of Malt Liquor will always be there for you. MALT LIQUOR!

How long are you gonna ride this tired gimmick? You should go hang out with Jonas.

Go bang a bunch of em.... Before long you will have your own kid/kid's....
You may have to pay child support, but you won't have to move the broad in...

Whoa. A Timber sighting!