I'm always recruiting new members to my secret MAGA club where we wear ski masks, smoke cigars, drink 40ozers of MALT LIQUOR, work out at the gym, jackhammer the wives of cucks and laugh at all the cockgobblers, toads and toolsheds on this site.

Here is Dan S letting you all know how we all feel about you.



HURRICANE MALT LIQUOR!!! MAGA!!!

Dan isn't that tall. Sorry Hank, beat you to it.

That Trump cutout is actually life sized. Trump is freakishly tall though, just like Todd.

That can't be me. There's no weed in the photo.

Oh yeah, we hit douchevapes and occasionally go fishing in this MAGA club too.

God bless America. Seriously. All this crap is censored where I just came from. Seeing a bird flying on the DS makes me feel right back at home.

DRINK AMERICAN MALT LIQUOR! USA! USA! USA!

So you were either in China, on Facebook, Twitter or iFish. As much as I hate China, I pray to God you were there and not one of those other awful places.



That's fvcking right!!!!