Well, once again 15 Saudis have committed murder. The last time this happened we invaded Iraq...and Afghanistan!

Who will we invade this time? Only one answer per person, so choose wisely. Poll lasts 24 hours.

Saudi Arabia, of course, isn't on the list.

Well shitfuck. Apparently we can't vote for a few hours.

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Todd

Looks like I have 22 minutes to vote

Let Turkey handle it and let the US impose some sanctions. I'm so SICK and tired of the free pass that That Saudi's get from all of our bodies of Government. It's a serious sticky wicket. We get the same amount of oil from them that we produce here.

My opinion now is we shouldn't get into any serious ground war unless it directly effects us. I'm all for strategic missile launches when necessary. What compounds this is the crooked media in all countries, you just can't believe any of them.

I haven't really read up on the recent killing of the Turkey Wa post columnist. How did the turks get these recording's ? You would think that they would check anyone for these kind of devices before entering.

Don't mobilize the military; don't invade another country. Just have the DOJ invade Trump Tower, headquarters for the Trump Organization.

Oh, wait...

I vote for Canada. Those bastard Canucks have it coming to em'. How totally awesome would it be to commandeer their hunting, fishing, women, beer and maple syrup industries? US fisherman can only hit the Skeena on certain days of the week eh? Nope...no way you Hosers!

In true Trump Magargler fashion...I voted for Agrabah. They're the ones who really have got it coming.

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Todd

I should have put Mexico on the list.

It's close. It's full of brown people. They have oil! There's good fishing. There's good hunting.

I think it's about time we bring some freedom to Mexico!

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Todd

My vote is for Uzebekistan and Kyrgyzstan.

Only because I have been there and you have not. I think a war would do them some good.

Ok, maybe not the actual war part, but seeing how they have no real planes, heavy mechanized units or an army of any sort, there won't be much loss of life.

Besides, we always love to come in AFTER the war and not only dump flaming metric butt-tons of money on them, we will pay to fully rebuild the place. They deserve the remodel.

I am neither 1/1024 Uzbek or Kyrg...uha.....fvcka...something orather, but I support this war!

Can you edit Mayheko to the list ?

Heck, I've been of the opinion for years that the US should simply annex Mexico. It would solve the illegal immigration problem by making all Mexicans Americans, so wherever they are, they would already be in America and not have to cross the Rio Grande any longer.

Ya' know, for all the imperialism that the US has exercised without ever acknowledging it, it's stupid that we never invaded and took over Saudi Arabia. Coulda' done that back in the 1930s when no one was looking and no one would have cared. Coulda' had the oil, stolen fair and square. Instead we set up one family of camel jockeys in golden opulence and make them trazillionaire dictators with one of the worst human rights records on the planet. How stupid was that?

Annexing them and making them Americans wouldn't solve anything...we already did that with Puerto Rico, and look what we did to them.

Brown is brown, no matter what country they are in.

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Todd

Looks like the poll has ended.

At least the winner, Canada, is an actual country.

I sincerely hope those that chose Agrabah (as I did) did it because they are making fun of Trump voters who actually think it's a real country, and support invading it.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2015/12/18/agrabah-aladdin-republican-poll/

I'll remind everyone who doesn't want the country run by idiots to remember that the people who voted for Trump and believe that we should invade a made up city of the cartoon Aladdin are going to continue voting, and there is no moron allowance for voting...their votes count just as much as someone's whose head isn't all the way up their asses. Or up Trump's.

Vote.

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Todd

Puerto Ricans like America just fine.

It's racists and asswipes like Trump that don't like them.

Hopefully this helps.

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Todd

You're really doing a great job, Hank.

Carry on.

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Todd

This statement holds true for everyone that has been, is here, or will be here, on the Darkside.

Not a single damn utterance of a sound that has been projected as words by *any( your keyboards or character generating devices "helps" anyone here on the Darkside and anywhere else on the web, for that matter.

Just saying.

Eh, won't matter come 11-11-18.

The end is near.

What the fvck is an Agrabah? Is this a mispronunciation of Aruba or Arabia? Either way, bomb those fvcks. However, I must save my vote for Canada.

Fvck Canada, fvck Canadian beer, drink only MALT LIQUOR brewed by hardworking patriotic Americans.

Agrabah is the city in Aladdin....

How did I miss this thread??? I too voted for Canukistan...54-40 or FIGHT!!!

I'm trying to figure out what it means in the grander scheme of things that both you and Todd knew this. Regardless, it's kinda adorable. D'aaawww….

Nick, I knew this because when asked what we should do about the "Agrabah" situation, 41% of Trump voters were in favor of bombing them.

You would think this might be a joke...and in normal circumstances, it would be...but in this case, it's for real.

41% of Trump voters think we should bomb a fictional city from a children's story, because it sound "terroristy".

The only part of this that suprises me is that 59% weren't in favor of bombing Agrabah, they must hate 'Merca, like those damn libruhls.

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Todd