Oh Chit Rich - better hide your dogs!

Maybe give them to a neighbor to look after for a while and hope this all blows over.

Remember it's all about 'intent' with these guys. Hillary didn't intend to delete classified evidence. Comey didn't intend to take active case files home. You didn't intend to receive some Space Dick from inter-dimensional traveling Bigfeets while the gnomes filmed and ate pizza with walnut sauce. Wink. Wink.

Good luck man!