The Great MAGA King

Launched at 0 dark thirty to fish the Notellum banks. The pickings were slim and we were so bored we were watching the new Bigfoot Documentary starring Rich G and Hunter Biden's pornhub account 'RHEast', where he uploaded his own amateur videos but was careful not to show his face. Then I decided that if there was anyone who could Make Fish Bite Again it was Donald J. Trump.

So I put on the MAGA hat to get the Trump mojo, if Trump can't do it no one can! Then before the lure even hit the bottom it was fish on! The fish fought hard but I fought harder than Trump fights against releasing his tax returns. When it got to the surface it was so YUGE that I called it The Great MAGA King. It was so chrome, it bling'd more than Trump Tower.

I Shoulda known it.

The brim is all wrong, and a Lund owner too boot.

I saw you out on the water bro! Good to see some fellow addicts. You guys were slaying the kangs! I was out in the kayak jigging. I got a sweet 10# chromer! The bite was on! Got some good footage on the go pro for my channel. DM me for some collabz bro!

Least addicts catch fish amirite? Paker comment? Wonder if ondrvr is still rocking the face condom while he travels everywhere.

That grip covers the fin.

How addicting.

Glad to see liberals are nolonger controlling this awful site.

MAGA all the way!

Make hatchery fish in the boat. It's the new normal.

GoPro Hero is quickly becoming my favorite poster, addicts for life.

Favorite Poster!!!!

LOL

What a liberal.

This thread has potential...



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That's how Swanny does it!

That is how Swanny DID it.

What's a Swanny?

Interesting. Very interesting indeed.

Who is this swanny guy?

Swami

Tell us more about you, GoPro hero. Forget Swanny. Far as I'm concerned he was just an outlaw guide killing unclipped fish. We have all done it. I remember years ago Sol justifying killing wild steelhead and nobody said [Bleeeeep!] because PP is one of the most homoerotic fishing boards in NW history. I dont fish much anymore, but I'd go down the road and cast plugs for coho every night for a while. They don't bite much where I'm from. If it has a fin and I was tired of trying I killed it. Then again, I wasn't a guide side drifting 7 ft leaders with 11 fellars in the boat. Where I fish I keep it if it looks tasty. Come find me.

chocolate covered wader straps

Maybe you have done it, but everyone that I fish with hasn't.

Bro theres no need to keep the ones with fins! Lots of hatchery fish around! You ever fish the Cowlitz? Their killin em down there right now bro. If you ever need some extra tips check out my channel!

Hell yeah, we should get down there! Even the ibitch.net weenies are catching some.