Mar-a-Lago Whale Fishing?

I heard this may be a zipper lip spot but am wondering if anyone has heard about a whale down there? Nobody has landed him yet but they are close is what I’m hearing.

What does he like to bite on?

How heavy a rod can he handle?

Will he mind being in a cooler for a while?

I’m just looking for some tips on what to expect if I decide to head down there for some of that trolling.

Gear recommendations such as ascots, fancy hats, and waders would be most appreciated!

Just a exploratory fishing trip. So far, as much as they have tried to catch him, the BIG ONE has not yet been caught. My guess is that they will hype up the trip, but end up being skunked again. Much like Rich and his hunt for Big Foot, tons of evidence. Many, many promises of proof. But in the end, nothing.

This whale responds best to a bait of extreme adulation and total loyalty. So if you're a total ball washer, you just might get him to bite.

No one fishes for whales here unless your an inslee, and only golfers wash their balls. And to think this was a safe and moderated site.

Rich G, yer up next !

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Did you just post an off topic thread? Whales are not fishing related, they are mammals. You just messed up bud, screwed up royally. Kiss your account and your thread goodbye. Guess what, I just PM'd the moderator, we're friends IRL, and when he sees your little pathetic post he will swing the banhammer most mightily. You think you are funny, well you are 100% wrong bucko. You're as funny as a congressional budget report and a shallow milquetoast piece of human garbage, most people hate you and you should consider visiting warmer climates, such as hell. If that approach does not work then you should probably look into doing the world a favor by logging off this forum and throwing your computer out the window.

Nothing you have ever posted matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. Any actual human beings who don't hate you are simply losers just like yourself, who are after your pity friendship in the exact same way you're after theirs. You have the intellectual capabilities of a flaccid penis with a face only a mother can love, and even she hates it. Enjoy your failure of a thread.

Flatbrim, I’ll be sure to load the tackle box up with some Adderall. Thanks for the tip!

So much for the beezer getting banhamed. Surprised? Not really.

Beaver! Troll a nice beaver pelt and he'll bite every time. If you release him he'll then throw wads of cash your way.

Lol. You are going to be in high school soon so you had better start paying attention.

I do know two things. One, is that some folk still suffer from tds. Two, is that high school was for people that understand the rules here
without the ds around. That means you still got some learning to do jr.

Don’t bite on the stinky beezus bait. It was a low effort troll (or in his mind brilliant at least) but yeah. Just watch. Nothing will come from it as usual. “But... but... but... you missed the whole point!!!”



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