"Zen," for the Pol. Correct....

Posted by: fred evans

"Zen," for the Pol. Correct.... - 12/06/04 11:46 PM

Zen Sarcasm


Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty
much leave me the hell alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have
their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

You will know to whom this should go


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Posted by: Jeff D

Re: "Zen," for the Pol. Correct.... - 12/07/04 12:25 AM

Those are some funny 1 liners smile
Posted by: Double Haul

Re: "Zen," for the Pol. Correct.... - 12/07/04 01:50 AM

"Hard work pays off in the long run, laziness pays now"

"Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time"

"No matter how much water you have to yourself, someone will find a way to low hole you"

And one for my friend Homer :p
"There is a reason they call double handers spey rods and single handers FLY RODS" laugh
Posted by: Homer2handed

Re: "Zen," for the Pol. Correct.... - 12/07/04 01:59 AM

I call single handed rod fire pokers! beer