The fishing has been slow, so ............? :)

OK, I'm going a little nuts waiting for enough rain and more steelhead. And since they say most guys think about sex during every minute of the day, even if subconsciencously, curious minds want to know .... Right now, if you had a magic genie, would you wish to catch a big beautiful steelhead or sleep with someone that looks like Shania Twain?!? I think demographics would play a big role here so include your demo if you want; 1 - younger than 40. 2 - between 40 to 60. 3 - older than 60. 4 - It doesn't matter. 5 - How nuts have you gone RT? .....

OK, this is an easy one for me. I would opt for an encounter with Shania over catching even a lot of steelhead. And I'm in the #2 demographic. ..... Hurry up, I might erase this after I see it tomorrow?

1 & 5. Can I have both?

2 After sex with Shania catching a big steelhead would be easier, right? That's why a big one has been so difficult to catch.

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Demo#2 Although they both look beautiful I think SHANIA would taste better. Quack Quack

I'm still feeling humiliated after hooking into a native that spit the hook last weekend. I'd rather hook and land a steelhead. Shania knows that fishing comes first.

Demo #1

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Since I've already had Shania (in my dreams)
I opt for 5#...well duhh........Os

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I hate to sound like a freak, but I'll take a giant 30 pound steelhead over Shania any day. Why?

1. The pleasure would last much longer

2. You could show pictures of your conquest to your children

3. You could put the picture on your desk at work, make guys eyes roll in their heads, and still keep your job.

4. Your hands would still smell like fish

5. And without a picture of either, your buddies will still think your a liar

6. You have a lot better chance of hooking that fish a second time, than wainting by the phone for her to call you back.

Well....RT....you are certifiable!

I am demo #2, barely
#5 certainly applies

My wife is as good as shania will ever be

and I can still catch Steelhead...don't have to choose..


Have Fun!

Jim

I would fall in the # 1 demo.But would take the steelhead any day.As my wife is as good if not better then R.T's dream date.But get me and the boy's a 100 miles away from home on a fishin trip and things might change after being in the local watering hole.then I'd most likely would be asking for shania.
Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Demographic #1

I would love to answer both!! However, I know that there is absolutely no way my bobber would ever go down with her around

Demo. #1:

I'll opt for Shania in a drift boat while steelhead fishin'!

When i'm done with Shania can I have some of the Dixie Chicks?

What is up with this country music theme?? BLAH!!
I dunno, maybe because it is my young age and large distatse with country music but I would take a 5 pound carp anyday over Shania or the Dixie Chicks.

...Cameron Diaz on the the other hand, that is another story.

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Ryan S. Petzold
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Sparkey and/or Special

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Too bad Shania doesn't fish. I'd love to show her my pink worm.

My mind wanders to Heather Locklear "Naked" riding a 6pt Bull elk up to me and and yelling " get them waders off so I can whip you "

5. RT, your mind seems addled. BTW, who's Shania Twain? I take it you think she's good looking. RT, good looking is a nice start, but surely you know by now that it takes more than just looks for a truly rewarding sporting evening. And what's this about sleep?

Sweet dreams!

I'm in group #1, Salmog. Shania is one of the hooomly women I've ever seen and I would rather catch carp than waste my time with her, Ok now she's gone, that was close.
Shania is one of the hottest there is, I've caught enough steelhead in my life, I say give me Shania, in tight neoprems with nothing else on, on a cold day telling me what a bad boy I've been, gotta go!!

Honestly, I heard that somehow she is in a no-sex cult. No ****. What an absolute shame. But, No matter what I would take the steelhead because my girlfriend is honestly better, she is great, and not a stuck up star, and no she doesn't read this post either. I forget the demo group number, I am 22 if that helps.

still a #1 in my book and without a doubt Shania!!I've landed some reel beauties in my days but I'd still like to do alittle fishing with the singer!!

well I'm a #1 and the steelie would be nice. there might not be monsters around much longer. and there will always be fine women. Shania is a dog!!! I've seen her in concert. the comera does alot for her on TV. now that Sharie (sp) Austin. the lil australian gal. now that might be a second thought. the dixie chicks are scarryer than Shania. I don't think any guy stands a chance with them.

dcrzfitter

R.T. you need to come hang with me if you want some of that, I can get as much of that as I want, even after just getting out of the hospital. You should have seen it one afternoon there, My X wife was there, and 2 of the recent girls I had been dating , then my mom shows up and ask who is who, good thing I was out of it from the demeral, I just closed my eyes and drifted off. And I know I will be interogated later, oh well, It is all worth it. So come on up and I will hook you up with that wild fish or woman!!
Peace Superfly

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Ok, here goes. I'm a class 1 demo. I say Shania of course. At night, before the trip to land the monster. The night would be recorded on film, the trip in pictures. Then I could keep my job, and have a lasting memory of both. But even then once they go Big Jim, they never go back. That is the women by the way.

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Just because I look big, dumb, and ugly, doesn't mean I am. It means I can stomp you for calling me it!

Hey Super, that was all about fantasy. You know I'm still married to a cute pretty lady that let's me fish. So, I will be up there to fish and bar hop with ya. You can have the fish I don't catch and then maybe I can have the .... ah, nevermind.

You guys live your lives between your legs

I'm numeral uno, I only need one woman to satisfy me, I just haven't met her yet (and it sure isn't Shania Twain).

I'd take the fish any day, still haven't caught my first steelie on a fly. However, It won't be long before I'll be showing all you guys up (fish and woman).

Reel Truth, lay of the cold ones and go spend some quality time with your "cute pretty lady." After you burn of some of that energy and feel a little lighter on your toes go out their and hook up a mess of steelies.


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Hey B-RUN-
It is going to take me a week to get the image of that six point bull out of my head!
As for me... women are way to much trouble and sex is "the big lie" like Nancy Reagan said of cocaine.
I'll take a day on the river and a chance for a big steelie anyday! Married, under forty and trying to figure out how to make more money and spend more time fishing.

OK, admit it. The thing with Shania wouldn't last as long as it takes to set the hook. So what's the point. Oh, yeah, nevermind.

Personally, Shania does nothing for me so my answer would be to catch a steelie ... now if you wanted to add someone like Dan Marino or Mel Gibson to the list that might change my answer

Yeh, I guess Shania would work. I personally am more for a women like Faith Hill!!! Ouch, hurt me baby! Now she can have what ever she wants. I would have to go with Saukit2em, I'm all about showing her my pink work!!

I was trying to make it a contest for some of you guys with lushess Shania, but awesome Faith Hill, or unfathomable Denise Richards for that matter, compared to a steelhead is just not even a contest! Faith and Denise can slap me whereever they want, as hard as they want, and as many times as they want! Anytime. And again. OOOOOWEEEEEE!

After reading some of this, well, I guess its more than just a little slow out there, isnt it!!!
Lemme see here; Demog. group 2, but since I like em a bit on the trashy side, how 'bout Trish Stratus??

An you can get pictures, too.