The Ocean Season is Upon Us - Humor From the Sea :)

FH5 sent me this joke. It's a good - sounds familiar from years ago. ...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and
> > an eye
> > patch.
> > "How'd you end up with a peg-leg?" asks the sailor.
> > "I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate. "A shark bit off me
> > whole leg."
> > Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"
> > "We were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords.
> > One
> > of them cut me hand clean off."
> > "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "And the eyepatch?"
> > "A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.
> > "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked
> > incredulously.
> > Said the pirate. "It was me first day with me hook."


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From JH today (slightly altered):

A smaller than average man is stationed at the back of a large ocean charter boat ready to depart port for silver fishing. As he is excitedly waiting, a late arriving huge NW NBA player sets up next to him. This big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 300 lbs.,
12 inches of 'manhood', and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his
face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK??"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me,
but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 300 lbs, have 12 inches of manhood, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guys says, " Whew!!!Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around' ".

Here's one for ya... Not sure where I heard this one.....


Three whales where swimming around one day. Along came a whaling boat and killed one of them. One of the remaining whales said to the other, "let's go over and blow out a bunch of air and tip that boat over". The other one agreed, so they went below the boat, blew out a bunch of air and sure enough, the boat tipped over. "Now" said the one whale, "let's go over and eat all the people"!!!!... The other whale said, "wait a minute, I went along with the Blowjob, but I absolutely refuse to eat the seamen"!!!!!