Things you never want to hear on the river...
Posted by: h2o
Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 05:25 PM
1. Dude, will you hold my pole?
Add yours one at a time...
Posted by: Fish Jesus
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 05:35 PM
Rowing that last piece of water made me nervous!
FJ...out.
Posted by: rainycity
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 05:38 PM
$^*# I dropped it..
Posted by: JRfishing
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 05:42 PM
I thought you brought the bait ????
Posted by: The Moderator
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 05:50 PM
Ooops!
Posted by: h2o
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 05:55 PM
Here comes stlhdh2o...
Posted by: KurtF
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 05:58 PM
You got a real purty mouth...
Posted by: 4Salt
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:30 PM
"Drop that rod and keep your hands where I can see them!"
Posted by: Dave Jackson
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:36 PM
Damnit Kurt, that was the one I was going to post!
Okay, welllll....how about that familiar intestinal rumble after a night at El Taquita, home of the famous habanero shooters?
Posted by: STRIKE ZONE
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:36 PM
Help,Help,blurrp,blurrp,heeellp.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE
Posted by: Fish Jesus
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:39 PM
A Quilebillies worst nightmare...Would you like to view the video sir?
FJ...out.
Posted by: GutZ
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:41 PM
"OK, I'm taking it up to ramming speed"
Said this to Smurf bashing over a small rocky bar on the Sauk.
Posted by: h2o
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:42 PM
That wasn't lip balm...
Posted by: FishinSinsation
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:44 PM
wheres your father, you look a little young to be fishing alone *wink* *wink*
ut oh
Posted by: KurtF
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:48 PM
Ah never knew neoprene could make a man look so yummy!
okay, now I'm scaring myself...
Posted by: Dave Jackson
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 06:56 PM
<---taking you back in the way-back machine to show you the last game that Joe Theisman played. Now try to imagine what that sounded like to ol' Joe.
Posted by: KurtF
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 07:07 PM
ooh...good one DJ. Probably sounded about the same to LT..
Posted by: Dan S.
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 07:39 PM
"......who's the phuckin' a$$hole that put Smelly Jelly on my coffee cup!?!?"
Posted by: jnewcs
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 07:49 PM
Wont that hurt if a fish grabs that thing and runs? Pull up your pants!!!!!!!!
Posted by: JacobF
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 07:54 PM
What anchor?
Posted by: GutZ
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 07:56 PM
You've heard that Prep H makes a good attractant for Springers?
Wouldn't want to hear "Damn I forgot my Prep H. Got any on you?"
Posted by: rcl187
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 07:56 PM
I think I'm pregnant.
Posted by: Wild Chrome
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 08:03 PM
Awesome, we're the first fishermen here. Beat everyone else down that nasty road! What's that hissing sound?
Posted by: Cigar
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 08:15 PM
1.) "Don't worry, it's cake."
2.) "Hey there, ya got a spare oar?"
3.) "Hey there, ya got a spare sheer pin?"
Cigar
Posted by: Coho
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 08:27 PM
"what the hell was that guy yelling--what dam?"
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 08:37 PM
Hey you got my truck keys?
Posted by: Fish Jesus
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 08:53 PM
"Those aren't pillows"
I left the keys in the glovebox...of the launch vehicle.
I should have...
I hate those surface releasers!
FJ...out.
Posted by: FishinSinsation
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 09:00 PM
gooose
last year i locked my dads keys in his truck, and well lets just say we were on a gravel bar and then tide was coming up!@!
i had to break into the truck and crawl into the cab from the slidder window!
man that sucked ass
Posted by: Chromeo
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 09:37 PM
The prop will bounce us right off those logs.
Oh S**T HANG ON!
Hey Triple T hop out and back the trailer down the launch for me.
Tyler
Posted by: Fish Jesus
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 09:47 PM
TTT, add Craven to the back the trailer down idea...not something you want to hear on the river. :p
Now that Craven feels comfortable rowing I don't mind hearing him say OK I'll row.
FJ...out.
Posted by: Big Jim
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 10:10 PM
WHOOPS! From a six year old.
Posted by: John Lee Hookum
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 10:14 PM
I'm sorry! Let get the pliers and try backing it out.
Posted by: Fish Jesus
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 10:24 PM
Is it OK if I just leave that jig stuck in you collar?
:p
I wonder who could have said that?
clue...I learned the *duck* and cover soon there after.
FJ...out.
Posted by: DM
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 10:59 PM
Well we are on are way did you put the plug in, What plug.
Posted by: jessejlt
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 11:10 PM
Last Cast :'(
jesse ;-)
Posted by: Dave Jackson
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 11:13 PM
(Driving down the highway)
"Dude, the trailer's back there but where's the boat?"
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 11:26 PM
Posted by: MikeT
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 11:29 PM
"Do you think these waders make my butt look big?"
Posted by: tyeeterror
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 11:46 PM
hey, you put the plug in didn't ya
Posted by: grumpyr
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/08/02 11:47 PM
Yo Dude,Is there supposed to be so much water in the boat?
Dan, what makes you think that was smelly jelly?
Posted by: JRfishing
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 12:05 AM
I thought you put the plug in !!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Doug Kelly
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 12:10 AM
the last thing you want to hear even off the river, hey bill, i know were on i 90, but how come were still back trolling, dk
Posted by: h2o
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 01:40 AM
"It's just a passing shower..."
Posted by: Blkbrant
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 01:52 AM
Funny, that bilge pump should have kicked off by now.....
Posted by: Blkbrant
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 01:53 AM
No, pass the island on the OTHER right side!
Posted by: Steelheader69
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 02:37 AM
Heard this (no lie) on the Nooch a few years back and almost laughed my ass off. Just walked back to my cat after pulling my rig off the make shift ramp at crossover on the Nooch. Some guy in a brand new DB was starting to back down. His buddy was guiding him down that narrow launch while I watched (I was setting up my gear to take off). His boat went in and and started to sink, FAST. Buddy guiding had no idea it was sinking (and from response to happen I could tell this guy was on his first trip). The guy backing his boat says "Put the tie downs in the cab". His buddy yells "What tie downs?". The guys yells "Sh$t!" and his buddy yells "Did you put the plug in your driftboat?" The driver yells "It has a plug?". I was laughing so damned hard I almost leaked in my waders. The straps still on put the weight of trailer on boat, and no plug help suck it down quick. I saved a couple boxes that went overboard. I wonder if this guy posts on here??? It was a nice new Alumaweld guide model. Anyone want to admit to it or know who this might be? Too funny
Posted by: AkKings
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 03:11 AM
And 1 time, at band camp...
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 03:33 AM
"I've got to be home by 1:00"
"Can I use your cell phone to call my wife/girlfriend"
Posted by: FishinSinsation
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 04:22 AM
"I ate beans last night, and forgot my TP; do you have any" "im out too"
sniff sniff.. phew
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 07:45 AM
Oh shiiii!t, it really felt like a dry fart.
Posted by: ynotfish
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 08:20 AM
dad why is there underwear hanging in that tree?
Posted by: chumsalmon
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 10:27 AM
"Oh SH** the drop sinker just wrapped around the net and it won't come off!!!!!!!"
I'll let you guess what the fish did!
Posted by: kudakid
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 11:06 AM
Grab the net, what net? I thought you packed the net.
Posted by: kudakid
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 11:11 AM
How bout this one
Hey Rob watch your sidearm cast.i say it twice more and make a couple steps from the guy. What do ya know next cast, you hear the rod fly over your head and you get a hook right in the back of the neck
Posted by: BERKLEY BOY75
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 11:15 AM
match in the gas tank boom boom....
Posted by: Dave D
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 11:50 AM
Ya should have been here yesterday!!!!!
Neopreme makes me feel like I am back in the womb.
This is one you here from your buddies as you bust out of the tree line onto the river bank about 20 yards behind them.
Dude ya missed it, they were nude sun bathing and just put there tops back on.
Posted by: Downriggin
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 12:44 PM
..got any toilet paper with you? (voice behind the bushes)
Downriggin'
Posted by: ltlCLEO
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 01:55 PM
The sounds of Bardos heleocobopter!
Posted by: Skywalker
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 02:30 PM
Oooohhh, that's really gonna stink when it gets outta my waders.......
Posted by: The Moderator
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 02:34 PM
GOD DAMN BLANKETY BLEEP BLANKETY BLANKETY BLEEP BLEEP WORTHLESS CHEAP-ASS Vision Hooks!!!
Posted by: MasterBaiter
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 02:35 PM
Hey!!!!! Why'd ya thro dat won bak? Wuduv been a dandy smoker! Nec tyme givun to me instead of wastin it!
What kind of fish is that? (from the guy fishing next to ya)
Their BITING orange beads today!
Posted by: CRAVEN MOOREHEAD
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 04:17 PM
crap, where'd that leak come from?...
did you grab my wading shoes?...
FJ, FJ...grab me, GRAB ME...I'm going in!!...
Dogfish, where's your float?...
cover your eyes...
"you like the Dolphins?...they suck"...throw down words!
looks like that fallen tree goes all the way across the river....
It's a buck, the meats still good....
Posted by: Dave D
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 04:27 PM
Did you bring any spare dry clothes with you?
Posted by: Dave D
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 04:37 PM
There was an emergency closure:
YOU ARE FISHING IN CLOSED WATERS
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 05:12 PM
*phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust ooooooooohhhh phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust phusst-uust OH NO, there's a boat coming, hurry up!
*uh, sounds of using a plunger on the porta-potty.
Posted by: CRAVEN MOOREHEAD
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 05:30 PM
Is that a paint slick coming this way?.....hey RT....j/k
Posted by: h2o
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 07:29 PM
As you approach the rapids "I've never rowed this stretch before..."
Posted by: Cigar
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/09/02 11:14 PM
......"F000000000RE!!!!"
Posted by: hawk
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/10/02 12:47 PM
Dus ya need help wipin up that mess. I never realized your eye was purple.
Posted by: GutZ
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/10/02 03:45 PM
Was it stay to the left or to the right?
Posted by: BillyBob
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/10/02 04:22 PM
(Rumbling sound in the background)
Someone says, "Sounds like a lahar coming!"
Posted by: h2o
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/11/02 06:12 PM
"Did you get a look at him?"
Posted by: Bobber Down
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/11/02 06:30 PM
Willapa River, Fall 1998, brought my roomate along for his first coastal salmon fishing trip out to the coast with my other two die hard fishing buddies. Fishing was slow on the bank and my roomate whined "man, I miss my wife!" which my buddy replied "you can f**k your wife anytime, but you can only f***ing fish here right now!". They almost got in a fist fight
BD
Posted by: fishallday
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/13/02 01:09 AM
Umm where's my pole?!?!
Posted by: haverodwillfish
Re: Things you never want to hear on the river... - 04/13/02 11:38 PM
Dueling Banjos....
.....while riding with Pat Graham