If I was a mule I'd probably be wearing orange cloth. The reason I say this is because orange is the color of love and honesty. Most mules are honest. Additionally, a surplus of moccasins taken from ancient Mayan ruins would keep most of the children warm. You may not even need to hunt bison anymore. Good luck
Cuthroat
Posted by: KurtF
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 11:34 AM
Witer, I'll have what he's having.
Posted by: Woodsy Wayne
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 11:56 AM
.........................Alllllllrighty then!!
If I was a .......nevermind
We need RAIN !!
Posted by: LittleZoZo
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 02:55 PM
WTF? Jesus, I thought I was bad when I posted after drinking.
Posted by: Little Fish
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 03:05 PM
Must have been something in the brine for smoked chum.....
A pot smoker couldn't figure that post out.
Let me go find a crackhead....brb.
Posted by: MaxMad
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 05:13 PM
you are a mule & should tape some horns on your head & run around the woods near randle this week end.... i assure you doing so will bring things into focus...
Posted by: Downriggin
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 05:42 PM
Posted by: h2o
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 05:52 PM
Someone's been reading Tom Robbins again...
In today's edition of non-sequitur theater...mules, conspiracies and paranoia.
If steelhead were mules would they be more stubborn?...or less?
Posted by: cowlitzfisherman
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 08:10 PM
Posted by: donsalmon
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/01/02 11:27 PM
No criticism allowed until you've walked a mile in his Mayan mocassins whilest leading an orange cloaked mule on a bison hunt!!!!!!
Posted by: trailrat77
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/02/02 01:24 AM
Wow, and to think I fished next to this guy once
I just wish he would have shared some
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: URGENT: Cowlitz river to close 11/5 - 11/02/02 01:31 PM
In Eastern Mongolia the Snow Monkeys eat lemon grass to cure uforia during the months of May and November. This being said over time it has caused the indiginouse peoples of Zembobway to retread wagon tires with ground hog droppings. Research has shown this is what has caused the polar ice cap to receed over the past 30 years.