Merg...moving to Hawaii

yep...my ticket is for January. one way... living in Maui. just decided two weeks ago. hahah havent told anyone. Besides you guys. moving with alicia and my buddy charles.

bub-bye!

I used to think you were funny, but I hate you now.

I always have so much fun in Maui. I recommend you make some mandatory purchases before you head over, sh!t is expensive there. Buy a surfboard here, and get a waveriding skimboard before you go over. I like Victorias.

I'll be there in Aug to skim Makena, and Kaanapali for a few weeks. Maui Skimmin'

Those videos are not me, but the shorebreak there is awesome and the water is warm.

Oh yeah, get good boardshorts ASAP. No cheap Quicksilvers or Hurleys. O'neill Superfreaks FTW, having crimson tip is no way to be.

What did Hawaii do to deserve this?

Dam Aunty you didnt have to do that

ban vhawk too we don't need him runnin around checkin out guys ass'es

hahahah for sure. no i will still be fishing and posting ...dont worry about that.

and thanks for the tips...on my way to buy those board shorts right now. i am only packing a bag though. hwo the hell do you get a surf board onto the plane?

Yeah, they make you pay to check a surfboard, but you can tell them the skimboard is a boogie board and they don't charge you.
Pack towels and all kinds of soft stuff around them or they will get damaged by the clowns who throw the luggage on the planes.

Yes good shorts, are critical. I found out the hard way skimmin' in St. Maarten one day. I had to walk around town holding my pants away from my pecker so that the tip didn't brush them or it was pain.

Time to find a new vacation spot.

Yep,, paradise lost! Not to worry, the natives will more than likely get sick of him and toss him in an active volcano Hyperactive flamerness with a vengeance.

Merg, did you still want to fish this fall? Give me a claa if you want to set it up

no...savin every penny for hawaii. Just sold my car..selling half my clothes. both my snowboards and pretty much everything....living in Waikiki. Apperantly the bus goes to north shore...friend Roni lives in Honolulu. might stay in a hostel for the first two weeks but alicia and charles ( two fruits i am moving with) are saying its better to just buy a place or start a lease. that way we can just move right in....tickets for Jan. 7th were 160$ hahahahaahh so cheap.

VHawk looks waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy too excited about what he is looking at in that picture.

Merg,

You said Maui and now you say Waikiki and Honolulu. Aren't those on Oahu and not Maui? Which is it?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

He's really moving to the mythical island of Comoniwanalaya.

I am not sure what is more disturbing.....the fact that the Merg is wearing a speedy playing with his own nipples, or the fact that Vince is checking out his ass!

Tim

Maui Waui the size of bananas...bring lots of papers..

Oahu might be more expensive than Maui. That is where the famous people live. Like Laird Hamilton, Jack Johnson, Kelly Slater, and a bunch of rich Japanese guys.

Go swimming at Sandy Beach. It is safe there.

In the elipse formed by a breaking wave the minor axis is *always* 2/3's the length of the major axis. A little tidbit I learned in a 400 level ocean engineering class at the UW.

Maybe Merg should leave a list of next of kin and where his dental records are kept for when his lily-white mainland azz wanders down to a "Locals Only" beach.

I'll put my Hawaiian bros on full alert.........

if Merg can afford to buy a place on oahu at his age, he must have robbed a casino.........

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=howly

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"a pale ass white dude in hawaii trying to fit in"

ummm yeah...besides being 6' 5" i have a tan that makes me look like i am a native. ( native blood...very small amount of plains native americans) so "pale" is never a word that describes me if i have at least a week of sun. i will be almost black over there in the first week. But a 6' 5" blonde hair blue eyed loud guy.....never really blends in anywhere...

and we want to get a place in Waikiki because itsw close to the university that she is going to, and close to town without being in a tower. You can still get a little place with a yard. I dont want to move to hawaii to live in a condo 10 floors up...wouldnt be much of a change.

I sent this shot to my buds Keoni, Te, Howard and Chuck......they promise to give the Merg a proper greeting...

Merg, I wouldn't worry about standing out over there at 6'5"........you aren't going to Taiwan! On Oahu, there will be a lot of guys and not a few women who will tower over you at that height, except they'll all outweigh you by 300 pounds.

Seriously, you're going to have the time of your life. I'm moving there myself upon retirement............if not sooner.

have you checked Waikiki real estate prices lately? a total, Dog-the-bounty-hunter-perp crack house DUMP on the other side of the canal will cost you an arm , a leg and a bikini top ...

That's really cool you made the cast on the next "The Real World" ! Looks like you will fit right in. Grats!

He tried to touch me right before the pic was shot, I'm in some gay-azz spastic pose in an effort to avoid any skin-to-skin contact. I'm pretty sure I wasn't looking at his ass, but the pic is sure incriminating.

It's a horrible picture. But while it was happening, we laughed so freakin hard, I could barely breath. I much prefer the one of me as an SM midget.

The whole episode is shameful. Except for the part where we caugt shad. That part was ok. And the drinking...that part was fun too. And Steve's cooking was superb.

Merg, Leave me the number for the gal who drove all the way down there to fish for 4 hours. Jess and I will take her out in the spring to catch kings on the boat. She was pretty funny.

It's a good thing most guys don't post pictures. There are a few other embarrasing shots rolling around that I'm glad I don't have to relive.

6'5"and about a buck forty-five! LOL! Dude you truly kill me. A small local would turn you into a pretzel in half a minute. And I bet you turn pink as a pigs ass in three days. Get ready to hear about a huge herpes outbreak in Hawaii, but only amungst fat butter face chicks!

I am the worst mentor ever. I tried to scare him straight, and look what happened.

Probably one of the more obnoxious, online personalities, and yet one of the most fun guys to fish with. Anyone who hasn't had a chance to fish with the merg actually missed out. Online he's an ass at times, in person he's a generous guy who's actually as funny as it gets.

There are some funny shad fishing vids that Hohbomb has on his photobucket page. I'll post a couple here later. I'm actually going to miss my chatty friend.

Have fun in Hawii Merg, bang a ton of girls...take pics.

VHawk

Umm, yeah... can you leave ME her number first, I even have a boat...

Also, I'm serious about you sending me your work schedule. I want you to get me DRUNK! before you take off!

Jason post the link to Merg kissing the shad. Thats some funny stuff right there.

http://s210.photobucket.com/albums/bb35/hohbomb73/?action=view¤t=Merglicksshad.flv

Thats good, but I had a buddy promise if he caught a fish on a slow blackmouth trip that he would lick its butthole. We got into a good bite he caught a 14 pounder and sure enough.... He licked it's butt hole. Very funny in a demented sort of way-TBJ

Good luck, Merg, you haole. You definitely won't fit in with the locals, but you'll have plenty of tourist chicks to hang out with.

If Merg lips off to just one local, he'll quickly learn what the "coconut wireless" is..............every local from Haleiwa to Yokohama Beach will know what he said and who he said it to in 3 minutes..........damn the coconut wireless puts Verizon to shame!

i am 212 pounds actually. just weighed myself at the gym yesterday. I am really skinny right now too.

Yeah..., most of us have seen you in a bikini.



(no thanks to me)

B.s. your 212 more like 112 sure you werent on anything when you weighed yourself? In the bikini pic you look like a twig!

Blades, think 7'3, 212.

No i am 212 pounds. Easy to carry on a 6' 5" frame and i am skinny right now. in that picture i was about 200 or so...and fat. look at those pictures...i am a giant compared to those two turds

I have also changed my plans to move until March. She wants to finish the spring quater because she missed out on registering for spring quarter in Hawaii. Plus theres this sweet Corrado ( the car , not the reel. VR6 Corrado's are insanely hard to find like this...this cheap and its not in my hawaii budget) i want to buy for when i return. I can work through the busy holiday season and save up. So can she and our other traveler. We are all still going to Vegas for New Years. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
so you guys might still have a chance to meet me hahahaha

Chum fishin is comin up. excited!!! i really want to do so0me silver fishing but just havent foudn the time...bleh.

If i didnt want to buy the car i have have around 4 grand to move. but i want to spend more money in vegas.

You're not gone yet.

Nobody cares Merg!

Fly low and avoid the RADAR!

why don't you go find a board dedicated to tools with hairgel to post useless [censored] on

[quote=blue water pro]Merg,
Whoever told you to go to Sandy's wants you dead. Avoid Sandy''s and Makapuu first couple of months until you get a feel for the currents and such - stick to Waikiki.

WORD


...I almost died at Sandy's on my first trip to Hawaii when I was 15. I wanted to go bodyboarding... was told it was 1-3ft. (Maybe 1-3ft overhead, breaking in 6 inches of water)

That wave breaks HARD!