Elisha....as requested(slow connections be warned)

Posted by: Satan

Elisha....as requested(slow connections be warned) - 12/13/07 11:35 PM

There isn't a thing I wouldn't do to this chick





Posted by: Satan

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/13/07 11:41 PM

I have a few more of her and some others as well. Excuse me I have to go get me some milk











Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/14/07 12:27 AM

Them some skanks except the first one.........
Posted by: Satan

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/14/07 12:33 AM

 Originally Posted By: Sol Duc
Them some skanks except the first one.........


is that a bad thing?
Posted by: Sol Duc

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/14/07 12:38 AM

lol
Posted by: Sol

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/14/07 01:00 AM

I can think of one you wouldn't do: Marriage.
Posted by: Satan

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/14/07 01:26 AM

That goes without saying.
Posted by: MrOutdoors1

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/14/07 02:08 AM

Wow, you met all those girls on craigslist?
Posted by: Satan

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/15/07 12:28 AM

 Originally Posted By: MrOutdoors1
Wow, you met all those girls on craigslist?


Only the skanks.
Posted by: chasbo

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/15/07 07:44 PM

I contacted one of them gals:



she said she was mature:



outdoorsy



And ready to party.............






Posted by: Neal M

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 01:05 AM

Thats Sol in 20 years. He'll be back to the long blond hair thing, and very proud of his body
Posted by: Dan S.

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 01:32 AM

chasbo.......yer killin' me man. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

avid, you rock.
Posted by: Rafterman

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 01:38 AM

Thats just plain WRONG!!
Posted by: Satan

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 01:42 AM

Posted by: ParaLeaks

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 10:34 AM

I'm undecided....is that a step up or step down from the VHawk/Merg event? I can somehow see Vince tying those bows. \:\)
Posted by: chasbo

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 12:09 PM

actually she is the coppertone girl all grown up....



changed her name to Old Spice
Posted by: Jaba'da butt

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 04:03 PM

Woo- Woo!
Posted by: Dave D

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 04:43 PM

Half of what makes some chicks so attractive is simply the fact that they are skanks.
Posted by: Satan

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 04:50 PM

 Originally Posted By: Dave D
Half of what makes some chicks so attractive is simply the fact that they are skanks.


Quote of the year IMO
Posted by: chasbo

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 08:24 PM

Half of what makes some chicks so attractive is simply the fact that they are skanks.

Like the song:

"I like my women a little on the trashy side"
Posted by: Satan

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 08:48 PM

I like my women a little on the flexible side!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2WFQJDHPA
Posted by: Sky-Guy

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 09:28 PM

Those women aren't Skanks, them r' some MILFS!

#'s 3, 4 (mmmm Latinas) and 6 for me!

Ahhhhhh, Skanks, ...............Defined as a girl or woman with a poor reputation & of easy virtue

....Typically pierced and tatooed, possibly diseased !

Luckily I'm married to a Wood-in-MILF that keeps my eye from wandering ....most of the time.
Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 11:49 PM

 Originally Posted By: avid angler
I like my women a little on the flexible side!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2WFQJDHPA


I also like my women flexible. It's not necessary to be that flexible in order to get the full benefits of Yoga, for your body. That's what scares a lot of people away from Yoga. They think that they have to be able to do the advanced poses, or they will feel out of place. I mention this because, she was doing Yoga asana poses in her demonstrations. She did and inversion, which is great for restoration, and longevity, and called a 1. Hand Stand, or the Sanskrit ( adho mukha vrkshasana ), 2. Back Bend, or ( urdhva dhanurasana )
3. Pigeon Pose, or ( Eka Pada Rajakapotasana ), 4. Dancer, or ( Natarajasana ), 5. Splits, also called Flying Monkey.

For all of those poses, their are modifications that will help you get the full benefits of that pose, and suited for your body type and ability. You can use props, ( chairs, bolsters, the wall, straps, blocks, etc) that help with modifications. Whatever you do, don't injure yourself, trying to keep up with the Jone's. An important thing to remember, is that Yoga isn't about doing violence to one self.

I have been doing Yoga for 10 years, and it's an important part of my lifestyle. Yoga is for everyone. No matter the shape of your body, your age. or disability, their is a Yoga class out there that fits. Remember not to judge yourself by what others are doing on their mat. Your main business is what you do on your mat. It's OK to admire the fitness and shapes, of the beautiful women in your class, that may be more flexible than you. Just don't let anything scare you from a Yoga class, and the benefits that awaits you.

My girl is a Yogi, and practices Ayurveda same as I do. Check it out, you may wind up with a chick like that one in the video, and healthier for it.
Posted by: Satan

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/16/07 11:55 PM

That's pretty cool John Lee Hookum! I am kinda partial to the flying monkey myself. Yeah Yoga would probably do me some good,fat azz that I am.
Posted by: John Lee Hookum

Re: Elisha....as requested(slow connections be war - 12/17/07 12:05 AM

Most women are usually better at Flying Monkey than us men. If you're like me, that's perfectly OK.