Touchdown Jesus Burning while Metallica Rocks!

Posted by: Chuck E

Touchdown Jesus Burning while Metallica Rocks! - 06/17/10 09:47 PM

The irony in the lightening hitting Touchdown or Butter Jesus, depending on which local you talk to, is worth being set to music. One of my sons lives in Ohio, sadly, and wondered why Jesus wasn't walking on the water instead of rising out of it.
I give you ------
"Touchdown Jesus burns to Metallica's "Ride The Lightning"" - Jesus on fire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwWmMYnm0nI&feature=related
Posted by: Todd

Re: Touchdown Jesus Burning while Metallica Rocks! - 06/17/10 10:10 PM

I think God intended to hit the TD Jesus at Notre Dame...'cuz if there's any actual proof of God lately, it's that Notre Dame football is such a joke, and God doesn't really like Notre Dame much.

Fish on...

Todd
Posted by: Dogfish

Re: Touchdown Jesus Burning while Metallica Rocks! - 06/18/10 12:26 AM

God has a plan.
Posted by: Irie

Re: Touchdown Jesus Burning while Metallica Rocks! - 06/18/10 12:39 AM

Maybe it's proof that God dislikes gaudy advertisement using His likeness for personal profit.

Or maybe He just has really good taste and an awesome sense of irony.

Now if he'd just smite the Board and Executives of BP, I might start worshipping his useless ass.
Posted by: Mikespike

Re: Touchdown Jesus Burning while Metallica Rocks! - 06/18/10 02:32 PM

Originally Posted By: Dogfish
God has a plan.


Posted by: DougT

Re: Touchdown Jesus Burning while Metallica Rocks! - 06/21/10 04:05 PM

some great quotes there:
"I dunno about you guys, but my faith in Zeus has been completely restored. "
"Jesus won't save you when Ragnarök begins and Thor, Odin and Freya begin their battle against Fenrir, Surtr and Jörmungandr and the sun is swallowed, the etins swarm the lands and the world plunges into an ever lasting cold darkness. Vahalla is only for warriors who chop up backwards Christian Saxons"
"this is a sign that Cthulu is taking back his rightful throne"
"its only one god . la illah illa allahh"
"Hail Thor! "
Posted by: Dave Vedder

Re: Touchdown Jesus Burning while Metallica Rocks! - 06/21/10 05:01 PM

I think God is laughing her ass off.