apple cup joke time

A citizen came into the police department in Seattle with a complaint.

"Officer," he said, "someone broke into my car last night. There were two Husky tickets on my dashboard!"

"So you're here to report the stolen tickets?" the officer asked.

"Oh no!" said the citizen. "They left MORE tickets."



Read more: http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2008/11/14/384275/husky-joke-no-1.html#ixzz16j5xp2HQ

How do you keep a Husky out of your yard ??

Put up a goal post. . . . . .

Why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Pullman?

It'd be too hard on the mule

What does a Wazzu girl tell her lover when shes done having sex?

"Get off me dad, your crushing my cigarettes"

What's the definition of safe sex in Pullman?

They put signs on the animals that kick......

How can you tell when a Wazzu student was in your yard?

Your dog's pregnant

What's the definition of a Pullman virgin?

An ugly 12 year old who can outrun her brothers

Man, I'm dying here. Went to BOTH UW and WSU.

How is the divorce of two WSU alums the same as a tornado?

Somebody's losin' a trailer

----


Washington State University football practice was delayed nearly two hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field.

...Head coach Paul WulfF immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Q: Why did WSU decide to put astroturf in Martin Stadium?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing

Why are the cougars different from a dollar bill?

You can get four quarters from a dollar...............

Jesus was supposed to be born in Pullman...........only they coudn't find three wise men OR a virgin

A man escorts his new wife to the bridal suite, and as he's carrying her over the threshhold, she tells him to be careful as she is still a virgin.
"How can you be a virgin? this is your fourth time!"
she smiles and says "well, my first man was a phychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second was a gynecologist and all he wanted to was look at it. My third husband was a cougar football player, and all he ever said was WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR"

stop your killing me!

There's your winner, right there

10 min. later and I'm still crackin' up

Lots of things are explained now that I know FP is a Cooger fan.

Trade ya FP for Bundy but ya have to give my 27 points.

ok 7 ?

three cheerleaders from WSU froze to death in a car at the Colfax drive in............. they had gone to see CLOSED FOR THE WINTER

..I am not a joke.

What's Crimson and Gray?
A life long loser.

Why did the Coog cross the road?
To try hitch hiking the other way.

What's the first lesson a WSU grad learns?
Food stamps aren't postage.

WSU diploma's:

BA: Barely Able
MBA: May Be Able
PHD: Pre Husky Diploma