Does a bear grab a man trying to crap in the woods

Talk about a morning ritual!



http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/201...ear-attack?lite


Fishy

Brings a whole new meaning to my "morning growler".

Talk about a basic lack of respect!

Never get between a bear and his charmin.

Next time my wife says "JEEZUS! Did a bear just wreck the bathroom!?" I'll show her this link and say, "Maybe?"

I'm sitting on the throne, and my feet are sort of up on the 'poopstool,' we call it," he told CBC.

Poopstool?

At least he did not have to worry about shiating his pants when the bear came for him.

I wondered about that poopstool also, only in Canada. I'll have to ask the boys when I get up there in July.


Fishy

The bear was hungry for some boneless brown trout.

Assuming he is sitting in the normal position and not squatting, there is a small stool that a few folks use to put there feet on. A DC had one in his bathroom. He told me by lifting the feet up, it changes the geometry of the plumbing etc in the body and helps to move more crap thru the system. There is some validity, most folks will find a time, they think they are done, stand up and seconds later, they have another movement.

sorry to ruin the thread.

So you are saying that a small stool creates a larger stool.

This could be important. Someone call Howard Stern.