Didn't Redhook say he was a carpenter?

Skilz!

Shed of Doom

Time lapse vid posted on page 7.

Lose your job today? Death of someone close to you? Dealing with a nasty divorce?
Following this thread through from page one WILL cheer you up, and kill a lot of time if you are bored out of your mind stuck at your desk at work.

This guy needs Dogfish...

WOW!!!!! I thought I had seen just about every project mistake made but I see some will go to great lengths to prove me wrong.

Will be interesting to see how long this stays up.


Fishy

I needed a chuckle today. Thanks!

Favorite picture and caption:

"2 nails, 5 screws. This is fastening a 2ft piece of wood into the 'shelving unit'. Secure.as.Fuck"

Tears in my eyes.

Favorite quote:
"We wouldn't intentionally watch a clueless rider ride into the ditch, would we?"

"In all likelihood, yes; yes I would. In fact, i would do my best to film the whole thing and put it on youtube."

Andy, if you take the time to go through at least the first 25 pages, you'll be overwhelmed by such tidbits of awesomness as:



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and even more evidence that 'hook may be involved:

I just finished. I almost wet myself, twice. People are staring at me, laughing all alone in my office.

Found this gem.


I so needed this today.

I'll be adding the all improtant "keystone" to all of my future building projects.

Good call!

Looks like some of my brother in laws handi-work. I have never seen someone ruin so much beutiful wood....

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q42ovzM-8SQ[/video]

Just when you think no one could possibly do anything that dumb . . .

that was good!

Every so often he stands back to admire his handywork.

WOW!!!!

had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard!

great find twitch!

Nah.
Even a garden variety, non-union RAT carpentero with the Harbor Freight tool kit couldn't do that.

Those skillz can't be taught, they're inbred.

This is proof of why building permits are necessary

Mixed-use is the current building trend.
I can see retail on the bottom floor and condos or a hotel up top of that fine structure.

Don't overlook the Lai Khe style rodent condos at the bottom of the the bottom floor.

Holy shite Twitch! What a gem of an interwebz find. I wonder if the poor bastard is even aware the entire world is admiring his building skilz. Thanks for posting.

This thread is hilarious except for the fact that now you're beating on a guy that isn't even on here anymore.....

Kind of pathetic Twitch.

Carry on.

I kept looking for this guy to use a saw during the first vid but never did see one used and only toward the end of the second did I see him use a saw. I was beginning to wonder whether this was the same guy that built that staircase in Santa Fe without the use of nails!


Fishy

pretty sad twitch! reel sad brother.

Nate found it pretty fun, actually.

Hey, I'd be the first to guarandamntee Nate and a team of blind possums could build a better structure from re-claimed tweak wood from a busted up forest meth camp.

Nate and this dude need to go into business together; Ho Lee Phuc Construction
ShedMan provides the wheels and the account at Home Depot
Nate provides the hatchet, and the skilz










Be sure to follow on Twitter: @ShedOfDoom

For the mutherfuckin win!

I have to agree Dogfish.

My bad apparently....

That last set of pictures is solid gold Twitch.

Carry on...I will go "de-sand" my vagina.

I'd buy that DNA guy a beer any day.

Glad to see you come around. That sand bites.

God damn Twitch....you are on a roll.

Dammit guys, my wife is trying to sleep while I chill in front of the TV and surf the web. I think I woke her up several times already laughing so much just following this thread. Measure once, cut aahhh fukit. Funny zhit. You just cant make this [Bleeeeep!] up.

JFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I couldn't refrain from commenting on this... I really coouldn't help it.




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P.S. JFC

Ho Lee Phuc Construction






I'd like to see ol' Tickle a partner in this enterprise.
He knows shack construction...



...and moonshining which could add value.

The guy does electrical also, lots of skills.

Oh shat...

ROR!

Some of the folks who read the thread drove out by Langley, B.C. and added more photos of the shed, adding proof to the crazy reality I guess. What's interesting is that the thread, originally from a motorcycle forum, has been reposted to forums of all kinds, all around the world. Surely someone who has seen it must know the owner/builder and told him about it by now.

He's a video star now!!

This thing is 5 stars all the way.




Fishy

Holy sh.it I have been cracking up since reading that thread.

...."That's his (Chihuaha) way of saying the shed is sick"...

fuc.king crying here.

Good stuff Twitch!

Awesome thread. It is very funny, but it is more common than you would expect and I have seen terrible "work" in places that humans inhabit or work in.

As an engineering consultant, I can only cringe looking at this. Because I know that this guy is going to get popped by the building official, and then call someone like me and say: "Building officiar terr me I need engineeling stamp on my sructuh. I onry have $150 dorra, he terr me you just have to rook at it and give stamp and retter of approvar."

Fortunately I have figured out how to deal with these clients. I ask for the $150 as a retainer, spin my chair around 5 times and hand them a match book.



(Sorry in advance for the offensive Engrish usage for those of you who like to get offended.)

But, but, but, ...................... it has a keystone!

Chuck you always grace our forums with some great pics.

Twitch thanks again. Your last photshop had me rolling. Do they still use floppy disks over there?

Took me 2 days to get through all 60 pgs on bcbikes, but its like a trainwreck. You have to look. Did'nt notice any shout outs fromm PP. Might have to register just to pay our respects.

couple sodium's good to go!!!PEACE

Sorry to be so slow posting something, I had to go clean up after laughing.

Twitch, this puts you in the hall of fame.

Had to copy this:
He even took the time to put a lock on the door. As if it wouldn't be simpler to just pop a wall off for access.

And this: its pretty clear that two wongs dont make a right angle

Pg. 56 is a must see.

Over 2 million views.

Yeah. I showed this thread off at work the other day and although nobody I showed it to was affiliated with PP, or the BC sport bike forum, they somehow knew all about that famous thread. I'll be curious to know what happens with the tenant when his landlord finds out about his internet fame.

They ain't got nuthin' on Hank's 'Whiners-Fawks' thread

And North Korea is supposedly pissed at Sony about a movie....pffft!

Skate is a jack off of all trades, master at hitting the meth pipe.