Mariners /Giants smack talk

Because we don't get enough of Frankster calling it like he sees it .

It is sad that Baseball isn't more popular on this board. oh well. At least you tree-huggers have the seacucks.

Big Booty Ho........

Iwakuma put the Ms in a hole early before he settled down. Ms bats are so so. Cruz and Zunino are hitting below 200. Too many runners left on base.

The Mariners suck.

Book it.

How can you have a smack talk thread between two teams that barely play each other and aren't even in the same league, much less the same division?

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Answer = you can't.

Hank will argue about anything since it's his #1 hobby.

Almost everyone who posted in this thread have one thing in common and it involves meth, viagra, a bag of black dildo's and a hotel room.

projecting.

No, common sense.

Mariners suck.

LMAO.

Since we are talking M's/Giants smack here,how about those Giants? Lost the last six games. FML

Maybe. Injuries are better early in the season the later I guess.

Go Athletics!

Giants really suck this year. Mariners should be ok. but go A's. how's your grass?

sweet lawn.

this is what I think of football sometimes.

what does that have to do with your schitty lawn?

oh ham, you will be oh so quiet this baseball season. with the giants sucking and all. so just keep bumping your football thread.

stam and hank (but only when the giants are good) can just gtfo of the baseball thread. nothing of value would be lost.

ok without me and maybe chuck and nick this thread will die. and they said Seattle could support a hockey team lol.

gfy too sh!t dick.

Stam, If things are that slow I can have Pam go on a road trip. Just saying . . . .

on a thread about a sport you don't like? makes perfect sense.

damn, making fun of a sport where grown men root for other grown men to run into each other really bothered you guys. my bad.

I don't care what you say or think either.

Go A's!

should have been over and done with but it isn't. But you're right, that series will be a good'n.

In my opinion Rodney needs to work on his draw technique.

His anchor point is way off.

Not sure, but the Athletics won.

The 2015 World Series Winner, whoever that turns out to be, will be nowhere near the Seahawks win percentage...not by 10% probably.

Fish on...

Todd

A's, Angels Giants, Doyers and M's, Stros tonight.

Timmy 'dank weed' Lincecum will prove once again that he is no longer a starter.

It always is.

yup watching both games.

yeah it was, the umps seem to get it right 99% of the time. except for balls and strikes.

http://www.hngn.com/articles/86293/20150...-more-money.htm

russ would never make an mlb team, and they say that baseball players aren't athletes.

eh and on that note what is eveybody's favorite two sport talent? didn't work out so well with Jordan and baseball. but my pick is still Bo Jackson, dude was crazy good even though I could barely tie a cinch knot when he played.

It starts with the name.

They should be the Seattle Sailors.

big game tonight doyers and giants. Kershaw vs Bumgarner

cool, enjoy the game.

Get a room.

A's up 6-1.

bumgarner just gave up a bomb

here is what his hair looks like tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irFrB5LMRkM

Good game for the Giants. Mariners finally won a close game. Both teams still under 500. Baseball season is long.

Maybe you could move the chair for a different view.

Needs water.

another week until the NFL draft.

watching paint dry is more your expertise.

I'll bet a hundy that the seahawks won't win the superbowl this year. I'll take the field.

college is a much more difficult bet. so no. take my bet or don't.

so I guess you won't.

enjoy watching more paint dry.

That photo looks like baseball players and fans when it rains.

Play ball, you fuckin' pussies.

I have a critique about this post. It's the Giants. Not los Gigantes. I don't care what you call LA. I call them bitches.

Go Athletics!

And here you are fagging out the Mariners/Giants thread with your A's bullsh!t.

GTFO, loser.

GTFO of the baseball thread, c.unt.

This isn't the baseball thread, you stupid fu.ck.

It's the Mariners/Giants smack talk thread. Not the "little twatty is an A's fan" thread.

So go fu.ck yourself, you little bitch.

You fu.ckers need to step away from the computer and go outside. It's the weekend. I'm heading to the beach in about 20 minutes if anyone wants to go.

Score me a tako.

I've been working outside all morning, and came in to mix a drink. Saw twatty fagging out the place, so I had to call bullsh!t.

Well, I didn't have to - but the alcohol told me I should.

Nothin wrong with that

Twatkins is getting out of the house too...



....on his way over to Hank's pad for dinner and a movie, noodles and cream sauce with packed fudge cake for dessert.

just got back from Pismo beach, caught a mess of perch. didn't try a buzz bomb but caught them on a grub and 1/2 oz sliding sinker.

called out Dan's faggy response to Evo, now he is being a b1tch.

things were quiet around here anyways.

Got a kitchen pass on BF duty. Just ate a mondo 2" aged Ribeye with blue cheese crumbles. Having a beverage or several. "Mowed the grass". Watching Predator and we're all gonna die if we don't get to the choppa!

Life is, indeed, good. Quit yer' bitchin ya' fookin' sandy cvnts!

Hang in there Mariners fans.
It's a long season.

And the Mariners will suck through the whole thing.

Mariners = Manures

Another Bumgarner v Kershaw matchup tonight.

Bumgarner is up to his old form tonight. 9 strikeouts .

A's won !

So they were showing a highlight of Buster hitting a homer off Kerhsaw,and like 30 seconds later he hits a homer off Kershaw. How sweet was that!!!

A swing and a miss.

Flush that meth down the toilet.....NOW!!

M stands for manure.

here is what's up for tonight

Zack Greinke vs Matt Garza
Jesse Chavez vs Trevor May
James Paxton vs Garrett Richards
Andrew Cashner vs Ryan Vogelsong
also streamer/matt is a class A c.unt. see how passive aggressive sh!t works?

enjoy, bitches

I must have missed something................

2nd place is a fu.ck ton better than the complete clownshow going on at the Safe over the past, well, forever.

Are you fuc.king high, or just doing a bad job of trolling?

cluck whiff cluck whiff cluck whiff.

Don't irritate the Ginger.

Had a neighbor years ago that would Barbecue Spam on the grill.

Go to San Fran and try to find a lonely old single dude with a 30 lb cat that doesn't love to suck tube steak.

I read once that Hawaiians eats more Spam than any other state per capita.

Damn that feline has turned into a Orygun thirty.

Hawaii and Alaska both consume Spam in vast quantities.

Kinda like Hamster and man chowder.

sucks when the opposing pitcher touches you up for a bases clearing double.

Putting the manures in the same sentence as the Giants is a JOKE.

Just calling a spade a spade.

It's a mere observation. Living in SF as a single guy with 30-lb cat is being obsessed with gay if'n you ask me.

hth

I'm married and have two kids. And I own a dog, and my cat is a stone killer tom cat that weighs about 12 lbs.

You're single. live alone in San Francisco, and own a 30 lb cat you hand feed crab.

I'm sure everyone is buying your story, though.

lol

OK, bye then.

If you're going to be all pussy and sh!t, haul your ass off the Dark Side, Sally.




KK doesn't feed his cat crab by hand, and it isn't a 30lb female fatass cat, either.

This thread is gaining steam.....

Why are cat's tongues so rough?

"FRANK!!!!!!!!!! Where the hell is my tube steak!!"

Kid's going to be a stud, he's from the bay area (Palo Alto) too.

You were the one crying, Nancy.

And no - you don't feed you cat the way I do. My cat gets a small bowl of CAT FOOD and if he wants more he has to kill it himself. That's why he doesn't weigh 30 f'n pounds.

I'm not too poor to feed him crab. I'm just not a fuckin' queer like you are.

the wife's cat puked on the pillow this morning... she tried to see if it could fly from the second story window this morning...

it didn't...



note to self: don't drink so much rum that you dream of flying

A's face the M's tonight with Oakland throwing out their Ace.

Sonny Gray vs Taijuan Walker

don't care? I don't give a fuk.

2nd overall pick in the 2009 draft. lets all remember Jack Z's pick of dustin Ackley.


http://www.thenewstribune.com/2015/05/07/3780980/john-mcgrath-dustin-ackley-isnt.html

Yeah, Walker looks strong too. tbh

walk off HR fuk! good game M's

Awww. Hank's pussy is all inflamed.

Your cat is a fat fuckin' piece of sh!t because you feed it too much, you fuckin' cat lady.

Grow a sack, get a dog, get a cat that isn't a pathetic lard ball, or go kill yourself.

A big-boned cat. Fu.ck off.

What's easier than putting a pet on a f'n diet? Morbidly obese dungy eating fur ball.

drip, drip, drip..................

Cat Lady.

Your cat must eat a lot of hairy ass and balls too.

Dan, be careful of the back door ruse.

Yeah, good match up, Oak's trying not to get swept today.

New avatar pic for the Cat Lady

Went to the Sacramento River Cats game against ABQ, Hunter Pence looks fine and I don't see him traveling with Sacramento. He is as awkward in person as he is on TV.

He's is a hell of a player but he throws and bats awkward af.

still awkward, like he's throwing a shot put.

do you argue about anything and everything just to be an asshole? no wonder you are the king of gab around here. And yeah, any team could use a player like Pence.

Where was the dumfuk stuff? maybe go watch a game in person, life is passing your old ass by.

Been to three A's games this year so maybe you have, but whatever just was adding to the Giants part of this thread.

Baze ball is for faggggggs.

I'd rather have the awkward fence catch bobble head but that was given out a couple days ago.

You fellas should get a room.

Or two rooms if Hank's cat is going to be there.

A's won!

saw that game too, Houston is a good team this year.

mariners bats were on fire tonight. 6 home runs! good job.

Apparently, Stam's a grow'er and not a show'er.

= The depth Hank penetrates his house cat?

IT WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!!!

Baseball isn't popular on this board because compared to football, or most other sports, it's gay.

Just like you when compared to anyone else.

Run along now, twatty.

A's are going to win

And yet, you'll still be gay.

lol you're angry af tonight. I'm sure your kids are proud of their manlet dad talking sh1t online.

No.

What a coincidence that you two fags would be wrong about on the same thread in just posts apart. Are you in bed together typing on PP?

I'm sure your parents are proud that their - uhhh- son - turned out to be a whiny little bitch, twatty.

You should do them a favor and go kill yourself before you cause them any more embarrassment.

I'm going fishing today, while Hank plays with his cat, and little twatty watched baseball. lol

You two should both fu.ck off.

caught bass and stripers in the delta yesterday, ran a 10k in folsom this morning, now I can watch baseball. good luck fishing to the both of you.

Party Boat ......LOL Must be like hookers, Frank has to pay for both. How many male dancers were aboard? Must suck to be hamster.

Greinke for Cy Young, just like in 2009.

future Sandlets......

Oh, look. Mr. Bent Over is back to run his cocksucker some more.

Did you try fuc.king off yet?

get a room

Oakland won!

The Seaman prematurely ejaculated.

They need to stay in longer.

At least until the fat lady sings.

twatty was wrong?

What the??????

lol

The Dodgers are about to lose their spot in 1st place. Giants have won 5 in a row. Don't get all cocky now. LA did that last year on their way to choke city,meanwhile SF did what? Yeah exactly. Other than that horrible acquisition McGeehee ,the Roster looks pretty damn solid right now. No injuries. GO GIANTS!!

Burp......Fart.

Eeeeeeeexactly.

Bumgarner is far and away the best pitcher in baseball right now. All you would have to ask yourself is who would you start to win a game 7.

PS. I hate the guy.

How can you hate the guy? He's a family man. Good kid. Doesn't act like a knucklehead. Is a phenom. Same with Clayton Kershaw. I can't stand guys like A-rod,or Puig. They lack character . Madison Bumgarner is good for the sport of baseball. I'm glad there are guys like him. I would take him over 10 pandas any day.

He is a man of character on and off the field and plays the game right. I should have said PS I don't root for the guy.

+ 1 And always will.

Go Giants!!!


W L PCT GB
San Francisco 30 20 .600 -
LA Dodgers 28 19 .596 0.5
San Diego 24 26 .480 6.0
Arizona 22 25 .468 6.5
Colorado 20 26 .435 8.0

Personally I feel the answer is releasing seaman.

My own that is.

mariners are for ever chasing the 500 line. doesn't mater who's in 1st place. just chasing the 500 line. mariners have always had issues with the balance of superior pitching with superior hitting in the same season.

M's have not developed or acquired any offense.(ex. Cruz) Their OBP sucks this year and is on Parr with the last ten years. Roll out the Griffey and Edgar highlights from 20 years ago and let's move on to next season...

Frisco went from hot to cold. That June swoon. Season's still young. You never know what could happen Unless you're the Phillies.

Oakland A's are winners of 7 of their last 10, it's good to be in the east bay lately.

mariners won tonight. still well under 500 I think.

They shoulda never gotten rid of Cespedes. On another note,Frisco is tied for first. Interesting season for us so far. We look much better than last year.

Whoops half a game back. Other than St Louis who are killing it,the other first place teams are all really close,with second place teams fairly close behind as well. Then you have Milwaukee.

agreed. I know money ball likes to play for cheap but sometimes he gets carried away. They should have never traded Donaldson for Lawrie either.

Baseballz...............gayer than NBA basketball..................Good luck,

SZ

Cruz and Hernandez have played about as good as they can play . Cano can pick it up but if the other two play the same is that enough to make a run ? I would not bet on it. Another season of blue balls for the Mariners fans.

If there is one stat in baseball that can determine an outcome; it is OBP. The M's have been in the tank for the last 10 yrs+, with this year following that trend. No baserunners, no runs. Acquiring home run hitters doesn't work if you don't have men on base. Does someone know the Giants OBP vs. M's OBP for this season?

it's always special to watch a no hitter, even if you're not a fan of the team. congrats to him, that is rarefied air.

I'm thinking at this point, they might want to start...

This is how stupid the manures are. They give over a QTR BILLION dollars to a player that is 31 years old.

Did I mention he's batting .237.

This is right up there with letting the big unit walk and watching him win 7 Cy youngs.

Apples and Oranges chunk.

Mariners suck.
Still

Mariners.


LOL.

The seaman pitcher sure gagged on a hair in the 8th yesterday.

Mad bum vs King Felix tonight.

Madbum was dealing no no caliber [Bleeeeep!] when Crawford bumbled. And then Pagan. Uncharactersitic of Giants defense. Bumgarner will throw a no hitter. It's a matter of when,not if. And They don't call Felix "king" for nothing. Guy's a phenom.

Lets make this a sticky.......j f c

The only thing that's sticky around here is your left hand ,wanker.

Come get your Mom...I'm done with her.

Matt Duffy s certainly better than Ground Out into Double Play Mcgeehee. [Bleeeeep!] that guy already

My Pop would knock you out with one punch even at his age,but hey ,it's your life bud haha.

Bring back the Kingdome!!!

King Felix is great but Sonny Gray (8-3, 1.60 ERA) is going to win the Cy Young in the AL this year, book it.

Now is the time to trade Felix..he's in his prime and the Manures need players and draft picks to once again rebuild.

Good story Avid anguish. My Dad could beat up your Dad. lol

They should have named that field after him, the manures wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Lou.

So you get to draw the line on when it's acceptable to talk [Bleeeeep!] about family? What s stupid [Bleeeeep!] you are. Anyway the point is it's easy to talk [Bleeeeep!] behind a computer. There's nothing I would say on here that I won't say to your face but I guarantee you wouldn't say [Bleeeeep!] to my face about my mother. Guaranteed.

1995

Don't F' with Robert.






Or Barbarosa...

definitely not Barbarosa. I'm a dick ,Barbarosa is a monster.

While I don't disagree that they perpetually suck, Felix knew exactly what he was in for when he signed on the dotted line.

M's hired Edgar as the hitting coach...

thats a safe bet...

Avid the ITG. LOL

20 on Rob via submission, a 9 inch roller up the bung...

and max scherzer for NL cy young. I'll bet a hundred that one of them (gray or sherzer) does it. y'all can take the field. any takers?

Nah a size 13 shoe so far up the ass he'll be flossing with my shoelaces.

> T Lincecum
IP H R ER BB SO
1.1 7 5 5 1 2
strong outing by timmy

The best thing about the MLB is that NFL training camps open halfway through the season.

Mariners Suck.

Tim is losing his starting stuff,sad but true.

[Bleeeeep!] can somebody help Greinke out a bit? I feel bad for the guy.

waiting for the resident Dodger fan to help me out here but he is too busy looking at cat pictures.

Was she referencing your wide bunghole or you saggy meat curtains?

barf

Tail? Check.

Drank some beers? Check.

Visited two states, stepped foot in Urugay, covered 600 km and fished a gigantic river? Check.

Hank is still a cun.t? Check.

God damned sumbitch wrinkled ass fruity sidewinder no one wants ta read yer gay ass sexcapades $%#$%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A's won tonight which gives them the chance to sweep their series against the Rangers tomorrow.

9 games out of first place.

A's are playing much better baseball lately, gotta start somewhere.

>seahawks
>best

pick one.


Yeah the Mariners are poised to take over the bottom of the barrel, they are 'only' the 10th highest payroll in the big leagues while Oakland ranks 23rd. How's the grass?

The most hating it team in baseball right now are the Red Sox .Just lost Pedroia to injury. Last place. Pablo Sandoval is fatter than ever and hitting like 200.Zero hope right now haha.

The Phillies are the drizzling shits this year.

wait what, you got snot stuck in your stash again?


Stam, usually fairly safe here...


PS the M's are a joke

How was the lawn mowing business today Nate? Plus or minus two hours of work?

8 hours. Its tedious work watching it grow...

took today off, i figured if i got 2 grand i can take a 3 day with Katie...

I have to work every day. It's a pisser to have to be an adult but so goes the deal sometimes. Gotta take the work when it's there.

Wait a second; what day don't you take off?

told ya...

Days off are for people that work FYI.

Nothing like living in the moment! At some point Nate you will realize that you have waisted your entire life sitting in a trailer park taking 3 day weekends one after the other. You should spend that 2k on 2 $1000 dollar plane tickets for you and your chick, you will be stuck wherever the plane lands but I think a change of scenery would do you some good. I also know you've never flown in a plane (lofl) so at least that will be cool or terrifying for you. Life experience sort of thing ya know? I mean if your going to take a spontaneous day off you might as well go all out since taking a day off is actually the least spontaneous thing you have ever done.

If you were really smart (lol again) and wanted to do your chick a huge favor you'd buy just one $2000 plane ride for yourself and disafuckinppear. Once your lazy ass is out of the picture then maybe she could meet a real man with a job and a house that doesn't have an unemployed dudes mom in it.

confused again....

went to another A's game last night, they lost (surpise!) but it was still a good time.

The A's need a new ballpark. But I remember seeing Rickey Henderson when I was a kid and he will always be my favorite lead off hitter of all time. Billy Martin. Crazy George. I have been a Giants fan since the 80's ,loved seeing Will the Thrill.

I once heckled Ricky Henderson to the point be envited me down to the field so he could kick my ass .

It was the same game that Jay Buhner hit the first cycle in M's history. After 15 innings there were only about 1000 people left in the stands. Perfect heckling conditions. As I recall it was "sissy man" that finally got his goat.

Oddly enough he was always one of my favorite players too.

Cano making 24 million a year playing like a minor leaguer

Cluck......where you at boy?

Go Moroners!!!! cluck cluck cluck.

perfect darkside quote!!! love it!!!

The M's business model is not about winning games. It's providing entertainment and opportunity to watch big league ball. They are a player development team for the big markets. If people stopped supporting them, they might try to put a quality product on the field. Long term deals to Felix and Cano prove this.

I guess I'll be the bearer of bad news but the Giants are losers of 6 straight lol. Pagan Sh1t the bed yesterday, he's terrible.

'cept the A's lost the wild card game to the Royals so they weren't in the Playoffs. Sad to say.

a game you play to get into the postseason

which means they didn't get it in

whodathunkit?

I never considered that ONE extra game as the playoffs/post season but its all semantics at this point.

Technically you are right but I doubt if the Royals lost that game last year that Royal fans would be touting the 2014 team as a playoff team.

go water your poverty lawn $cam. You want to take my Cy Young bet or not? Greinke is staying hot and has the potential to take over Scherzer . And who knows if Sonny Gray can keep up what he is doing. So you in?


thought so. you're a fool for not taking the field. lol

Hey Cluck, you still think the moroners are going to the playoffs?

They're about to catch fire.

I wonder if Angel Pagan will be invited to homerun derby?


http://espn.go.com/blog/statsinfo/post/_/id/107174/cubs-look-to-get-offense-going-at-wrigley


That leaves Angel Pagan with the longest active streak in the majors at 571 at-bats without a home run.

it's actually more at-bats but ham the spam already knows that.

I'm not worried about Pagan, based on the whole chicks dig the long ball I have nothing to worry about.

cause he fuking sucks and he had a terrible game yesterday letting harper get a double and he should be called out in general. is he a part of your sock drawer?

btw giants have three errors tonight.

billy burns is fast as fuk and creates runs. it's not his job to hit homeruns. Apparently that's not Pagans job either.

no cause semien is our SS.

it will be seven in a row now fukface. plus no A's fan would say that they were in the playoffs that was a game to get into the playoffs.

giants have lost 22 of their last 34 great going. maybe next year

how's my Lincecum prediction going?

lol true enough

Look at Frank....trolling Twatskins..


How cute

how so bent?

You fags need a motel room.

This.....

He is starting to use the lines that have been used on him to troll others...pathetic

Hey, Slo Clutch...... Stay out of Franks sock drawer

Don't like taking bets unless you know you'll win? I am the same way too.

Dem Mariners.

Big league play right there,and Pence is badass!!!

That's a PIMP play right there. We're M's fans so we don't get to see baseball like that very often.

We are still living off the 95' season.... Edgar hitting coach, Blow and Buhner play by play... Ya'll stfu

marinures once again let a game get by. marinures want that cellar back.

Never forget that Ichiro laser to throw the guy out at third. M's have seen plenty of stellar plays. Griffey JR had the best swing in those days,just picture perfect sweetness. I fkn love baseball.

Well yes, but as Stam says...."That's ancient history and living in the past". I'm looking for those plays today. I'm going to be looking for a while....got a snickers?

I have been busy but no, your basement bet is sh1t. Your bet to chuck is even worse. think of something else.

Like telling you to fu.ck off instead?

Go fuk yourself you dumb elf. Go back to your midget car racing thread.

Hey cluck I have not been to a Mariners game since the 90's never got a bobble head . Will you sit on the dash of my truck in your Mariners moose outfit?

Chunk, your team is looking great.....LMFAO.

The quarter billion dollar Man is amazing!

Yet you live in Lynhood? hehehehe

You mad bro?

I know. "bro" is corny now days.

Giants shellacked the Phillies tonight.

I don't bet against my team. But okay deal, 50 merican says that Mariners will not be in last place at the end of the year.

Deal.

e handshake

Isn't that what I just said? You are taking the M's to end up in last place in the AL West. I am betting that they won't end up in last place, it will be any of the other three teams.

That's a deal Stam.

Home run derby up soon, I'm going to say that Prince Fielder wins.

I'm going with Hank Aaron.

good luck with that.

Hammering Hank did it without roids.

true enuff

purty good scoreless streak by greinke.

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-base...3-23-whats-next

Dying his face fuzz red and wearing the homey hat isn't working......what a dumbass

Mariners and A's are tied for last, I think my bet with stam for the race to the basement will not be decided until the last couple weeks of the season lol.

What's MLB and who are the Mariners??????.Good luck,

SZ

damn skippy

A's are trading off the team as per usual, looking like I'll win that fity after all.


going to the giants game tomorrow with the lady friend, how much sh!t will I get wearing an A's hat?

No one will give you [Bleeeeep!],but they will feel bad for you.

thx robert I'll let you know.

I stayed up to watch the game last night......

Damn Stam!!!!!!!

A's have traded Zobrist bringing the total number of players they have traded to three. We still have a couple more days until the trading deadline.

Good grief.

They are averaging one more run a game, which is great...for a team that has struggled offensively all year. Besides that they are doing a great job at losing. This year will be no different than the last 12.

Manures SUCK!!! Sorry Charlie Brown.

How is this year any different than the last 12 years? If you dig through the "stats" from this year or any of the previous years, you can find short term moral victories such as the ones you are touting now.

Right now, the M's ARE getting better at losing! If we win tonight we will be .500 in the last ten games. Helluva way to end July!

The M's can only milk the 95' season for so long...

Chuckles.......they're going to get hot and win it all. Cano will end up with 54 homers and 198 rbi's. That qtr billion contract will pan out after all. Cant wait to see your loser dullfins bite the big one.

Go chucky, go chucky.

Prove it...or is this pie in the sky.

How about something reputable?

Like: chuckiesworld.com

Jimmy Graham!!!! BOOM!

Went to the giants game last night and Robert and Hank were right, Giants fans are some of the most polite baseball fans I have seen. It's a beautiful park.

Queers are polite when their hitting on you.

LMFAO.Good luck,

SZ

you meant they're, must be more of that Clark or Lewis county education shining through. but it was still funny

Isn't Seattle the fag capitol of the northwest? I know y'all haveat he animal buttfucking market cornered.

Our ballpark is so nice every time I go there I feel like when I was a kid going to the game with pops. The food is amazing too

bump cause it's not football season yet.

western washington loves to buttfuk animals, only second to ISIS in that activity.

I've never but fuckd an animal, but fuckd a score of Chicks.

What a fuckin' donkus you are.

give it a rest.

Go away.

no chance

Then quit crying.

then stop replying.

Paker will be OK. He was having a bad day yesterday.

Cosmos

lol ban me then cause that was funny af.

it's not foosball season yet.

in the entire world of professional sports the mariners have only one good thing going for them....
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It appears the Seaman have shot their wad and are now content to lay in it the remainder of the year.

The first big time Mariner went into the Hall as a Az Card. Embarrassing.

the race to the (fitty) basement is kinda entertaining. Somebody's gotta win. Or in this case lose, which both teams are more used to doing. As long as there is less NFL talk in July/August I'm good.

bump cause its August you autists.

The Hawks signed Bobby Wagner.

BW is a farking stud....the best LB the Hawks have ever had, and he's still learning the game...kinda scary.

As the old saying goes. You're going to win 60 games and lose 60 games. It's what the M's do with the other 42 games that make them the worst franchise in baseball.

How does that Jack Z keep his job year after year?

one more win and they will match their longest winning streak of 2015.

only 6 more losses and they'll tie their longest loosing streak....

get that fity ready, stammy.

Good thing the Ms looked so unbeatable on paper back at the start of the season. Imagine what their record would be had they not looked so good.

solid bullpen work today...

I really thought they had a chance to tie it back up again in the bottom of the 11th...

Football is on again.

edit. Damn it.

bump n##gers. It's quite the fight for the basement. If I win you can give that fity to evo's bus fare. Or not.

Pretty sure you just answered your own question Hankster....

Huh. Whattayaknow? A Mariners no hitter today by Isashi Iwakuma.

Didn't see that one coming.

Fish on...

Todd

Goddamn Nipper - fuckin' up the thread with his no-no.

That is classic. And ol Hank has to pay a dollar in San Fran.

bump

Matt Cain gave up a bomb to Harper, And the A's found another way to lose.

On a brighter note...wait there is no brighter note.

They are still playing?

Bumgarner and Greinke both homered last night, Pagan is 'hurt' and thank god, the guy blows wdfw dick.

That is not easy to do.

greinke (2) and girl name (4) has 6 more home runs than Angel (another girl name) Pagan.

Is dick twatkins (0) a girl name or boy name?

thx for bumping the baseball thread, as it should be bumped, and at the top. So go watch more NFL practice and GTFO of here.

Any one of them would kick your fuckin' ass, twatkins (girl's name).

K Dan (faggot name).

DNapkins..... as in this thread is a mess

Just want my money, then I'll leave forever.

You suck at internet.

Get the fu.ck out of here, butthole.

you first, dani.

Everyone turn your hats to 10:00.......it's Rodney time.....j...f...c

What a clown

Promise?

if you want to give me another fifty I can promise that.

Wow - what a fag you are.

Wow.

What a fag.

lol so funny and original! GFY jockey.

Couldn't understand you with that thing in your mouth.





Go swallow, collect your 50 bones, and then repeat yourself.

fuk off. go watch your boy russ fumble all over the field during practice games.

Swallow, bitch, or you won't get your 50 bucks!

take your pillow talk somewhere else.

Is twatkins a californicator?

Bad snaps Shirley.

I take my pillow talk to your mom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM2K7sV-K74

twatty can't help but talk football on the baseball thread.



lol

whatever keeps it ttt lol

I think he's works as a deck hand on Frank Charters boat, tips are BIG!!!

another bump for the baseball thread cool, a sport that is actually playing meaningful games.

Hey look - Hank the dumbfuck finally figured it out.

lol - at Hank - for being such a dumbfuck.

Hamster and twatty make such a cute couple.

You and twatty live in the same city, don't you?

Sure.

Get her crunk.




You might stand a chance.

Does your goat have a name?

KK names his.


That's why I'm asking.

Then he woke up.

If Hanks purple pill works...it will last as long as his 40 time 9.89 seconds.

keeping it classy I see, this is when I would be with your wife.

Hank Cosby, don't forget the qualudes with the wine!

You mean if you weren't a fag?

your wife has a differing opinion.

you would have lost the cy young bet too..

derp

No she doesn't. Everyone thinks you're a fag.

nice retort, now get my fifty bucks ready.

k Dan (pussy name).

I don't understand why you guys think nailing someone's mom is a bad thing.
People get so protective about mommy.
Hell I hope they is all getting laid.

twatty gets defensive because he's still breast feeding.

go back to target to buy more ac/dc gear, faggy.

gonna be a rough week with all the strings hanging out of the pussies on the darkside...

Why do you like it when she has wine? Maybe........just maybe.....you like things EASY. Explains your facination with Charter Boats, and women that wouldn't fukin touch you sober. I applaud you for taking the path of least resistance.....

Ship me a new keyboard bastid!! :>)

That's why everyone thinks (knows) you're a faggot, twatty. Talking sh1t about AC/DC just demonstrates what a homo you are.

You might as well just walk around with a dick in your mouth.

a sh1tty band that was relevant decades ago with like 4 good songs, gfy fanboy.

hahahahha

In H.S I was working the super hot hard bodies with tight little snatches. The Mom's came years later.

You've never been relevant, fagboy.

you've been BTFO this whole thread sh!tdick.

How did you know I was with your mom last night?

cougarlife.com

Tons of moms to bang here.

+1 How do you think I found dans' wife?

I must take exception to this comment. AC/DC with Bon Scott kicks more ass than most of the best bands of all time. Come on man don't be a donkus.

Whatever, Creepster..... I like how you romanticize your situation so all of us have to feel the need to vomit. You wreak threads out with your creepster , bullschit jargon. Be a man and tell it how it is without this mamby, pamby faggotry.

How old is this broad? I mean I can't imagine we would want to see pictures of an old hag,so why mention anything about it?

Thats just Frank..... We've down graded his existence to the point were he feels the need need to tell us about something worthwhile......which turns out.... has worked against us

Well played, Frank......well played

Billy Bob used one of Hanks dates to write the opening monologue in Slingblade.
"A Mercury is a real good car. That was the car I was drivin' that day. I've had a lot of cars. Yeah, different kinds. A lot of different kinds of cars. She was standin' - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand. Wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand, nevertheless. And uh, I pulled the Mercury up right alongside and I rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And uh, she had this leather skirt on and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush...

So she says, uh, 'Are you dating?' You know, and I said, 'Sure'. So she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, in a remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I. And she says to me, 'How much do you wanna spend?', and I said, 'Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one'. And she says to me, 'Twenty five dollars'. That's not chicken feed, you know, to a workin' man. So I produce the $25 dollars. And she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. (scoffing) You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?"

Wow.

You really ARE creepy.

No kidding.

twatty is such a fuckin' donkus that he defines the term.

I bet his parents avoid talking about him with their friends. I know his mom does.

Bellevue and Kirkland milfs are the cream of the crop.

All of the upper East side is the land o' Milf a' plenty. Milf Creek is giving WoodinMilf a run for its money nowadays. Good amounts of Tilf and Gilf in this area too, if that's what you are into. I'm looking at you Hank.

Personally, I like the copious amounts of really, really slutty Everett and Snohomish gals further north a bit. Anyone up for a T&A Latte with a little handy on the side?

it's still baseball season lol.

Unfortunately......




Fuk the duks

Mariners are going into the 9th up 3-1...I'd say it's about 7-4 that we blow this up.

Fish on...

Todd

Awesome. I went to the shittter and came back and it was 3-3, Mariners up in the bottom of the 9th.

10-1 we lose this in the 12th, or so.

Fish on...

Todd

How 'bout dat? Bases loaded walk, still no outs.

Mariners down 4-3 in the 10th.

Solid outing so far by the bullpen

Fish on...

Todd

Errors, wild pitches, and White Sox runners running in circles around the bases...6-3 now, still two runners on.

I guess I was being too optimistic thinking it would make it to the 12th for the Mariners to shitthebed...looks like they managed it just fine in the 10th.

Fish on...

Todd

P.S. Chuck, lay off the glue.

Hey! Three up, three down for the Ms in the bottom of the 10th, and that is that.

Season low eleven games under .500.

Rough.

Fish on...

Todd

Classic melt down in classic seaman fashion.

Should've fired him at the beginning of the year...

http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/mariners-fire-general-manager-jack-zduriencik/

At 31years old that has got to be one of the worse signing's in sports history. The Deadskins paid RGKnee 16 million for this season. UFB.

What do the Fags have to do with this chitty team? lol

On a side note,I think it's cool that teams like the Jays,the Astros,the Mets,Cubs and Royals are all in the hunt. I am feeling iffy about the Giants,but we play LA next and if we can play good baseball,which we have been with the addition of Marlon Byrd and this new kid Kelby Tomlinson and if our pitching quits taking a crap I think we have a shot at the division. But it's getting down to the wire. If SF doesn't make it to the playoffs I will be hoping a couple underdog teams make it to face each other in the world series.

I was watching the LLWS yesterday and seeing the Mariner score scroll by on the bottom of the screen every once in a while...4-0 Mariners...then 4-1, 4-2, 4-3...and eventually 5-4 in the 9th...and then predictably, 5-5 and going to extras.

The LLWS ended just in time to flip over to watch the team that's not the Mariners hit a walk off in the bottom of the 11th to stick yet another dagger in the hearts of the Mariners.

Thank God football season is starting...I haven't been able to sit thru an entire Mariner game since July.

Fish on...

Todd

A's have won three straight wtf. I thought the Jack Z firing would inspire the M's...the basement race is alive and well.

bump cause foosball hasn't started quite yet

you're sniffing too much auto paint.

oh you'll be so fuking pissed when you lose our bet. can't wait. lol

glad you care enough to refresh the page multiple times to see what I say back sammy.

back to baseball

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/13551367/mlb-teams-make-playoffs

it's fuking boring ass preseason in foosball. I know you are too st st stupid to appreciate baseball so gfy. inb4 the jockey and his misplaced rage.

back to baseball

greinke v bumgarner should be a good game.

Cano. I love how, when he hits a ground ball that is cleanly fielded, he just stops running and lets them throw him out by 40 feet. I was at the White Sox game recently and he was caught between 2nd and 3rd due to his stupid baserunning. Did he get caught in a rundown? No, that would have taken some effort. What did he do, you're wondering? He STOPPED and just stood there while the 3rd baseman ran 15 feet and tagged him out. While he stood there like a mannequin.

Pete Rose or Ty Cobb would jump out of the stands and beat him senseless. that isn't how the game is supposed to be played.

For that money, you'd think he'd at least ACT like he cares. Nope.

I tune in when Felix pitches and to watch Cruz and Seager hit. At least those guys seem to care and actually run out groundballs. Cruz is the bright spot. He's fun to watch even when he whiffs.

Ty would beat him even if he "got no legs"

So how about those Giants? Stick a fork in 2015 for SF

I hope the Athletics front office is watching Yoenis Cespedes and the Mets. What a sh!tty trade that was

it's just not fun anymore

http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings

I've said it before but the donaldson trade was the worst.

agreed, and on that note I will bet that the blue jays will make the world series. any takers?

Terrible

Cool, I'm glad that Zito and Hudson got to pitch vs each other. I am sure they, and the crowd loved it. I wonder if Mulder was there to watch it.

On Friday I went to an Angels game in Anaheim, if you ever get a chance to see Mike Trout live do it. His speed in person is insane not to mention he signs tons of autographs. An all around good dude.

Same here,except the one I live with.

big greinke fan here (still think he should win the cy young) last night's game was fun to watch. Giants OWN the dodgers so I am expecting that Madbum will rise to the occasion and put some pressure on the doyers.

Bye bye Giants. Now get us some pitching

Send the fifty to nickD when/if he asks for money for the college football thread. If you ever want to bet again I am all ears.

My gf says hi btw, no not really, I would never tell her about this site.

You bullsh!t
artist you!!

Is your sister and your gf the same person?

That reply was weird.

No. I'm not from Shelton.

back to topic, greinke wins the cy young for the NL. You have heard it here first.

still have the post season which is the best season.

The two wild card games should be entertaining as hell,especially The Cubs/ Pirates.

hear, hear

this.

go bucs.

fair enough, could be one of the best games this entire post season.

they should split the cy young. I still say greinke based on body of work but they are both deserving.

Then Arrieta should be the MVP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRckDxpGeG0

Trout. All day.

They should just give Trout the MVP every year, and then have a second place one, the SMVP, for the rest of the league to compete for. Not sure why there is even a question about Trout being the most complete baseball player, maybe ever by the time he is done. What a monster he is.

Fish on...

Todd

The dude's a straight up natural freak. A true 5 tool guy if I've ever seen one. If he wanted to, he could easily play in the NFL ala Bo. If he stays healthy, HOF is a sure thing.

He can probably dunk and out dribble half the point guards in the NBA, too...and I hear he has a mean slapshot.

Fish on...

Todd

watching the Toronto vs Arlington series, damn those Canadians sure can be loud.



that was kruk who said that but you knew that already.

Michael Conforto for the Mets remember that name. He is a Redmond high school grad btw. He's going to be a star, ridiculous pop.

and looks like the dodgers are going to square up the series.

Hold it watch the Astros . And Tulo is a monster.

KC is fighting back to force a game 5.

looking like both AL series will play a game 5. Pretty cool.

despite his life time numbers against Matt Harvey, Mattingly has decided to bench Utley for tonights game. Maybe Mattingly is sitting him to defuse the situation.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs2015/stor...g-lineup-game-3

I'll say nobody does.

Corey Seager. You take out our SS and we bean yours. Also expect every Met base runner to be sharpening their cleats.

As a catcher I got beaned several times as retribution. Which is why I really like the idea of pitchers hitting .

I think it depends on the score and whatnot. There will be some high and tight pitches for sure and I'll agree with the sharpening of their cleats.

should be exciting to watch.

Lineups out. Both Utley and Seager are not starting. Pussies!

Bump. Cubs Cards and Dodgers Mets


Cards just hit a bomb, dude spilled his beer.

Kyle Schwarber hit one about 500 feet

http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/i...cubs-keep-there

strange play in Toronto. the fans are throwing things on the field.

crazy ass inning.

gonna be royals v jays in the AL.

notwithstanding a miracle by the 'stros.

The Rangers Blue Jays game was as crazy as they come. That was awesome even though Bautista is a bit of a dick,the bat flip was epic IMO. The Royals have solid pitching. Wonder which David Price will show up. So far he's a Kershaw. The Cubs Mets series will be the one to watch. Hard to say who wins that one. Both teams are pretty evenly stacked as far as I can tell.

good. fuk the cubs

Royals v Mets

I think the Mets will win in 6 because of their pitching. Plus Daniel Murphy is playing like Reggie Jackson.

remember obammy is a '' great '' basketball player too

I think the mets bounce back. Ol mop hair is on the bump for the metropolitans.

guess I am wrong.

nother game tonight, let's see if the mets can square things up.

bump

Bump.
Set.
Spike!!!

Was a good baseball season. Soon it will be winter meetings and I will either bump this thread or a new one will be created. Glad the cubs have to wait another year lol.