is it Comey saying we have to reboot to avoid Rooskie malware? If so I'm getting right on that cuz I totes believe everything he says.
No, it's me. Comey don't know IT for [Bleeeeep!]. I do.
Reboot your fvcking router and change the default password to something other than "ihatehillary"
PS. The password change *should* keep the Ruskies out of your router. The reboot is to "flush" any and all bad code out of your router if it's already compromised....which I doubt.
I got no suggestions on the goat porn thing. You'd probably want to consult with Enumclaw IT for that.