Ditch pickles

They can be fun. Post your favorite ditch pickle pics.

That snatch would cut the circulation off a pinky finger....yum.

Ever had one of those? The thing I have found regarding that is,body type doesn't really dictate tightness. I've nailed some real monsters with tight ones,and chicks who were hot and never had kids who had caverns.

Could be any kind of bass.

One for all you ascot wearers out there.

With photos like those Avid, I guess you proved that ditch pickles can indeed be fun. Thanks!

Smallies are fun. This is a good size for smallies.

About 10 years ago, a buddy and I were floating the local crik and we came around the bend to find one of those "Women in Waders" photo shoots in process out on the bar. It was like 45 and cloudy that day. The chick was this nasty, kinda tubby skank and was utterly PISSED OFF at how cold it was. She'd yell at the photog and then smile for the camera holding her rod oh so seductively. Then yell some more. Smile some more. As we passed them by, we yelled back at her all kinds of wonderful "comments, suggestions and instructions". You would have thought that bitch was going to swim out and fight us in the drifter. We were only trying to help! It's one of the funnier moments I've had on the river. It was perfect. The end.

The ditch that gives you the itch.

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All I see is largies.

Truth! Even the fattest of fat can be air tight. Then a tiny skinny girl can have a hallway. And vice versa.


Butter face vag depth is unknown to me.





Hanker comment?

They're all tight to me. Sorry about yer' luck!

Lol...some are just a little tighter than others.

I'm diggin strawberry shortcake on the top.

Lol fuking liar. We did have a nice conversation a long time ago about capital high school and McClane creek that was it. How long until you run away and come back as a new name?

And I really don’t want to bring your mom into it.

Don't ruin a good thing boys. No one believes you Nick. Or cares.

As for stories,I have one,salmon fishing late 90s on the Trinity river. This raft comes down with a dude and 2 chicks,one was his girlfriend and come to find out her mother from one of the locals who was fishing,both wearing skimpy bikini bottoms and topless as jaybirds.

Daughter was hot,mom was SMOKIN with some big ass tatas. We are all quiet and gawking lol,as the pull the raft over on the gravel bar across and just above the hole we are fishing. The boyfriend has an attitude because we are staring at the nuggets these hotties are exhibiting to us crusty bank maggots.

One of the guys had his 12 year old nephew with him and said "You're too young to be looking at that" to which the kid replied "bull fvcking sh!t!!" hahah had me dying laughing.

See? There is still hope for you two. Can't we all just get along?

Some nice ditch pickles in there. Girls have too much clothing on but are otherwise nice as well.

They have to cover up or they might get poked by a spine on them thangs.

This thread should titled Ditch Whores, not that there is anything wrong with that.

This one is just plain silly.

Nice Groper...

I've fished in some of those ditches for the elusive ditch pickle. All I caught were some crabs.

I did attempt to spey up April Vokey once. I Got a a possible nibble at the fly (was probably the bottom or a bottom feeding fish/carp), but she was way too smart for what I was offering and she left up river to spawn.

Guess my spey rod only works miracles once.

PS. That last lady needs to shave her carp. Looks awfully unhappy bushy to me. A happy carp is a clean and shaved carp!

I would do terrible things to April Vokey,and she would like it.

Just looked up April Vokey. Wow!! Not a speck of butter, she’s primo ditch.

Clam tides for the Gulf of Mexico are the best during the first week of spring break.

You guys keep this chit up and Hank will come back.

You're welcome to post pictures of your girl Judge Judy on here,all bikini clad and shriveled up like a dried fig.

Move that rod gimbal a little lower so you can use your coochie as a built in fighting belt!

Lol. She would just let fish run and let that drag buzz her bean raw.

Lol.. You dog, you.

Do you want to live forever?

Sandhal Bergman was fkn hot no doubt about that!!

Best legs in movie history IMO.

Arnold certainly didn't seem to mind. Think he was tapping that?

Come warm yourself by my fire.

Ohhhhh snap!! I forgot about the witch!!