REEEEEVo Needs Friends

This guy posts his personal [Bleeeeep!] off topic to threads for years. I know more about his personal life details than some of my life long best friends.

The guy needs a friend or two. Any volunteers? Not it...

Perhaps if you quit preying on his insecurities he could attain some level of self confidence.

It's actually you coming out of him.

It sometimes takes someone to lend a hand to pull others out of the mud. It’s not helpful to keep kicking them when they’re down in it.

Don't kid yourself, the older you get the less friends you need..

Keith

If you pull Evo up from the mud, he'll just throw himself back down in it.

That's what he does.

You have nothing better to do ?

Man, that blew up in your face Beezer. How pathetic.

Lol at you guys. I was being serious. The guy writes a book about his personal stuff daily. I think he needs a friend.

I offered to fight him in an organized fight. Probably not good friend material for him. Maybe one of you?

Spoonie and Evo are the same poster.

Evo's down in it? Based on his own admission, he's awesome, the best shooter, the best flosser, knows all the best famous people, just the best dude you can imagine. I bet he even has the best words.

He's better than me, he retired with 14,000 in the bank and change in his pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling.

fvckin weirdo's...

went with my non existant friend to his non existant friends property on friday for an hour or so, hooked 4 silvers, he hooked 2...

then took my non existant GF today, hooked the same bull i did 2 days ago, in the same spot, then went to the upper river where i havent been in about 2 years i think, and nailed this monster, thought it was a silver at first...

love these fish...

got 5 more smaller ones as well...

Right on, Evo. There’s been a few around. Good sign for sure.

Poor fish needs to eat

Used to catch some bulls in there way back when.
I wonder if those go to the salt like other populations in the state do.
SF

That is a nice pic, cool fish!

Not being a jerk but seen it in a couple of your pics Evo, make a point to flip your reel when putting it on the ground for pics so you can use the handle to elevate it off the ground, helps keep the dirt out and can keep the reel out of the water.

FVCK IT........................

Evo...........
The Pied Piper of jealous couch potatos.

Look at the PP rats line up and march.

I would like it if more people would post photos of their adventures on here. I might actually do a write up after my trip next week.

Me too

I would but uploading photos to this site takes too much work.

Agreed. I have a ton of great trips with photos from the last year but it’s too much work to upload ‘em.

I feel the same way,it's a pita to upload to imgir,and the go through the rigamorale of uploading typing etc. I'll give it a shot.

I’m completely retarded but the freezer is full of coho and kings so I’m gonna be alright.

Uploading here is queer.
But far more gay is the way you homos sit around talking about Todd's pole.

Glad you can speak for me but I disagree... I’m actually quite lazy. Not Evo type lazy though. I still hold a job and work hard if it has some type of benefit for me. Posting pictures on the darkside does not provide much benefit for me.

Yeah that leaves me out.

Evo needs to find a job.

I enjoy photos with fishing reports, but I simply don't take many photos. Of fishing trips or anything else. And uploading photos is a pain on this site. Maybe it's because I'm retarded. WTF is an imgur?

It's Parker's stage name.

The JackHammer disagrees with the above stupid quote.

Take a deep breath and stare out at the trail.
It's only 4 years.

Two day...

Nice bright one.

The shadow across the fish's head and blotting out half the frame is a nice touch.

sun was coming up behind us, not trying to sit there and stick my finger in the fishes ass for 45 minutes.. land it, quick pic, and back it goes...

I like that you got it casting the Dick Nite size #002 spoon, do you run a chunk of pencil lead to cast that?

Why would you finger a fish's ass for 45 minutes?

Looks like a ton of sediment in that ditch.

well it comes off a volcano soooo...

Dick Nite?

nah, 2/5ths Cleo for the win...

So does the Green and the South Fork of the Toutle and they aren't that ugly.

I'm thinking it's a 253er thing.

the Green in Tukwilla is worse, nothing but sand...

and the green down south is better.

Oh sorry, that's not nearly as cool.

Casting Dick Nites with a spey rod is a bit of hoot for steelhead, have only fished coho that way a few times up in AK with fairly outstanding results.

And this is exactly why you voted for Biden... You said Spey rod....

Keith

You just turned in your man card bro!!

Nah...not that I ever worried too much about that, regs said fly fishing only so I had to at least pretend a bit.

Crushing whacks

p.s. don't knock it until you've tried it......may I remind you that it was a bit of a hoot.

Never said I voted for Biden.

I voted against trump.

I'm always down to try different techniques,but that spey casting doesn't seem like my cup o tea. I built a spey rod for a friend of mine. He loves it. Yet to catch much however lol.

I'd rather be fishing than fly fishing, but..... well, while I do have a fly rod and I will travel to use it..
..I have yet to embrace this cool new culture of fly fishing.

The wave will come and the wave will go and I'll still have the same coffee grinder, fish pole and skein of pink wool yarn that I had when the fad hit.

I bet you and most real fishermen will, too.

To digress just a bit further, come on Stam! That cool new culture of fly fishing is only cool and new to Millennial generation fly bros. Fly fishing has been around hundreds of years longer than new-fangled spinning and casting outfits. Speaking of cool and new, I went coho fishing a little over a week ago and am down to my last two rvrfshr spoons. Maybe Todd can fix me up.

I'm a died in the wool drift fisherman. Always will be my favorite way to catch my favorite fish,the winter run steelhead trout!

Have any of you fingered a fish's ass like Evo?

I don't know what he's talking about.

While there are some fish diddlers on this board, the real randy ones know it's a called a Cloaca and pinkie that facker to the first knuckle on a consistent basis.

Can you do the shocker on a coho?

Technically I think the fish would have to be in a Ron Jeremy-esq self gratifying pose to achieve the necessary number of orifices close enough for one hand to "kancho"

The only time I ever pulled into barrier dam I took one look and realized how much I hate Lakewood

Did you see Kim Sang whackin them when fishing was off da hook?

I stopped by the barrier dam the just before dark the other evening. Two people fishing the upper egg water, one with jigs and the other with a spinner. About 6 people well below that appeared to be lining, but no snagging. The cowlitz, off the bank, isn't what it used to be like, for the most part. Spent an evening at blue creek earlier this year for summer runs, and shared the stretch below the creek with 3 guys. two of which left leaving me the lower half. Its not isolated, but definitely was not what I would call crowded.

But were there any fish?